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Do whatever you will with it
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I rub it on my armpits and get it really nice and sweaty. Then I dip it into a muddy puddle by the side of a road. Finally, I look for a used tampon. I place the tampon inside, and roll the dollar around it. I cut it into several smaller pieces. Then I enjoy my sushi.
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>>37895928
wow
um
is that maki or a hand roll in your opinion
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>>37895952
I would say maki, since were it a handroll I wouldn't need to cut it down. It's just be good to go. So if you're short of time or don't have a sharp sashimi knife then a handroll would be a viable option too. Just use what you have on hand.
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The female companionship jew 2017-06-22 11:28:43 Post No.37895761
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The female companionship jew
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>Miraculously start talking to a girl
>Go on movie date
>Shes actually pretty cool
>She invites me over to her house to watch movies and cuddle
>I go
>feelsgoodman.tga
>Near the end she pulls out her phone and I see she has 3 new matches on Tinder
>She's been swiping dudes the entire time she was texting me saying she wanted to get serious
Fuck this shit guys. Female companionship is a big prank.
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>>37895761
Haha you grossed her out so bad that she didn't even wait till the date was over to replace you
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Did you try and fuck her?
You weren't actually there to watch movies
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>>37895838
Her parents were home so I couldn't
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Since it's legal to take pictures of and film people in public spaces, I was wondering what actions you could take when you are the one being filmed. If you ask them to stop they may simply say "no", if you try to swat their camera away or attack them they can charge you for assault.
What is a best way to get back at these perverse cameramen because I have enough anxiety going out let alone being followed and filmed. Luckily this has never happened to me but I want to be ready if it ever does.
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shine a flashlight at their lenses.
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>>37895866
carry a spray bottle of water like you'd use for cats to get rid of them
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>>37895866
Get a laser thingy, as powerful as legally allowed, point it into their camera.
For those of you wallowing in self hate or can't seem to find any sort of good quality within you, how am I supposed to convince you otherwise? How would you like someone to approach you and convince you of the apparently invisible yet brilliant light inside of you? What delicate words must be spoken to enchant you enough to look at yourself and see something worth loving?
ITT ways you want people to help you. Because I'm getting tired of not knowing how to help him
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>>37895743
It's hard to help people anon, but I genuinely thank you for wanting to give it a try, you are a good person :)
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>>37895743
Well it would be a great start if people would just stop automatically assuming what I'm like as an actual person only based on shallow meaningless shit like my appearance and poor social skills
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How the fuck do i get rid of my "potential school shooter" vibe?
I want to come off as someone who isn't deeply disturbed.
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>>37895732
are you deeply disturbed?
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dont act like someone who is deeply disturbed you fucking retard
god how is this even a thread?
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>>37895754
I don't think so, i just feel like i don't fit in in social situations. And it feels like people can tell that i know that i feel like i don't fit in. If that even makes any sense.
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If I believe I'm talking to female online, I immediately start making fun of them or ignoring them, they don't deserve internet
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>see my dad for the first time since high school
>noticeably taller than him
>start to get in a good mood thinking I'm taller than I thought
>turns out he's just shrunk due to trauma from car accidents over the years
I wish I was tall.
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>>37895698
>having a dad
Get out now and never return you filthy normie
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>>37895698
>Attended high school
Normies ruining the board again
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I have nothing to say to you
No words left that sound true
Your morals are your demise
I don't need permission to fuck with your mind
I won't listen to you anymore
The useless babble of a used-up whore
Another world waits under the stairs
Beyond all the lies you tell in your prayers
Can you see what I see?
Can you hear what I hear?
Visions of destruction, the sound of fear
The source of my evil is inside of you, dear
Bloodstains black on your red hands
Speaking in words you don't understand
Cutting yourself to pass the time
Pretending that the monsters are all in your mind
No method to control your fear
Why should you hide if I'm already here
No exit, no escape
It's not just your precious soul that I'll take
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ldiotic frogposter.
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>>37895704
Fuck off bormie
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>cat died last october
>kept small baggy of her hair to comfort me
>pet it when feeling low
>now the hair is starting to feel rough and not like her
why did she leave me
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Fucking wierdo, what's wrong with you?
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>>37895861
>people keep random shit from their parents after they die
>i'm weird for keeping some fur
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I don't want to think of my kitty dying ;__;
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Brown cock owner here. Why haven't you geeks found a white twink bf to snuggle and cuddle with yet?
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>>37895791
Cuz i'm not a fag
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>>37895791
love you too :purple_heart:
origi
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I'd rather stay a KV forever than turn into a faggot.
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Alright boys, my NEET days are soon to be over and I've got some questions for the wagies of /r9k/. Right now I'm thinking of working overnight at a nearby Walmart.
The job apparently consists of collecting shopping carts from the parking lot and putting them in a certain location. Do you think this would be a good robot job?
If not, what are some type of jobs you'd recommend that have very little to no human contact?
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I just quit my job today and am going to travel the world for six months.
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>>37895806
Not helpful, but thanks for the bump I guess.
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There's this kid
>olive drag jacket
>shaggy hair hanging in his face
>carries an electric hand fan
>scruffy facial hair
He's been pushing carts at the Meijer here for longer than I've been around, maybe 2 years or so. I know he browses this board. I hope he's doing good. What a shitty bunch of fucking asshole bosses he has that I use my customer power to be the thorn in their asses as often as I can. I've even called MDARD on them before. I do it because he can't.
Solidarity, brother.
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IMMA WHIP A HEARSE
IMMA WHIP A HEARSE
I AINT DEAD YET
BUT IM FUCKIN HURT
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>>37895585
Sidewalk, sidewalk
If you touch my gang, Imma put em the
Sidewalk, Swag talk
I don't say nothing I let my
Swag talk
Crying, crying, I stay crying
Piling, piling, money piling
Spying, spying, I see em spying
Hating, hating but they bitch vibing
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don't bother OP
these plebs don't know 6 dogs
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>>37895659
HEAT
ORIGINAL COMMENT
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What are the most degenerate fetishes you have /r9k/?
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>>37895528
I love rubbing watches against laminate flooring
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>>37895528
After I started browsing this board I developed a fetish for giving golden showers, mainly just because I started to hate women
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>>37895625
Laughed more than I should've
do latina girls like azn guys ??? pls repsond !!
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Yeah, sure. Why not?
Originalinho
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>>37895517
Actually yeah. I see AMLF pretty often here in CA. Go for it. If you know any Spanish, that'll always be a plus. If you don't know any Spanish, here's a good pick up line:
"Disculpe senora, te quiero chingar contra esta pare."
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azn gril with a latino, word of advice... you better learn to dance aha
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I am addicted to feet.
What causes people to have a foot fetish?
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>>37895486
>Neurologist Vilayanur S. Ramachandran proposed that foot fetishism is caused by the feet and the genitals occupying adjacent areas of the somatosensory cortex, possibly entailing some neural crosstalk between the two
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>>37895486
The main theory is cross wiring in the brain here.
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Idk I guess it's cute