tfw gf broke up with me for one reason
>you're not mature enough anon?
told one joke
>i need someone older
i didn't even initiate or want the relationship yet i'm still sad and down about it
> have a girls number from tinder
> feel like shit lately because sleep schedule got fucked up
How do I keep her until I can get her on a date next weekend? shes a 6/10
>>37899617
You're a faggot for waiting until next weekend, but whatever.
Schedule something now for as early as possible. Make sure to ask "hey are we still on for tomorrow" the day before because in 1.5 weeks she'll probably have made other plans.
>>37899664
i guess so
I was thinken of saying "ive been real busy lately so u cool if we just text for a while?" or somehting.
last girl I got a number from skipped our date. I was sitting around all day a few weeks back just waiting for her to text back but she never did. I didnt text her back pls respond or anything tho.
How do I find a psychotic girl to obsess over me?
>>37899615
Trust me, you don't wanna do this, I met a girl like that 3 years ago and she fucked me up emotionally, it's incredible how toxic woman can be.
>Ib4 normie reeee get out
>>37899615
dont be a beta thirster. youre already fucked in that department though
>>37899660
How did she fuck you up? It's story time. Tell us the story.
How do people even get gfs? do they just go up to random women and say "hi"?
>>37898826
>random women
of course not. You gotta have at least some things in common.
When I was 17-20something year old it was easy as shit. Just be in college, wear my punk clothes and look around for a punk girl and complement her on her punk clothes/bands.
It's of course a bit harder now since people my age aren't really into that shit anymore (neither am I to be honest) but I do have other hobbies and interests and I just follow those. I also have no problem whatsoever dating younger girls who still happen to be in those scenes.
The short answer is to just follow your own hobbies and interests. Meet girls from there and talk about that thing you have in common.
>>37898933
I go to the gym and fish. There aren't many girls who fish but there are some. maybe I'll get lucky?
>>37898826
>talk to female
>make friends with female
>learn things about female
>flirt with female
>gauge females interest in you
>ask female to be gf
If rejected, move on but stay friendly
If not rejected sniff her butthole
>Transfer into good uni last year
>Have mental breakdown and leave after first semester
>Apply to new uni closer to home
>Get waitlisted
>Don't apply anywhere else because I hate doing college apps and really want to go to this school
>Wait for an answer for a month
>Finally get answer
>Get denied
Do I just end it now?
>>37899589
keep trying, anon. don't give up.
you will die alone tho
Not the worst thing anon. Just go to community then transfer again.
>tfw missed deadline because it was in november
>>37899614
Thanks bro. I just can't fucking take this shit anymore. I was at a great-tier state school last year, and I hated it. I was so depressed, I hated everyone, I hated my shitty major. I left, and I was hoping to get started on my new major at this state uni close to me in my own state but I guess that isn't happening.
>you will die alone tho
I figured.
who here /addicted/ here?
I can't stop buying lottery scratchers, I spend all my NEET-bux on them and even buy the $50 ones sometimes.
Biggest win was $1000 but spent way more than that.
I just want to hit the big one and get out the NEET life and be /comfy/
>>37899554
these things are just keeping you in neet dom friend
all though i do understand the wish for all your troubles to go away
i suppose if you dont throw away too much money then its not the worst thing you can do if it makes you happy
I buy $1 scratchers with recycling money. So far I've won more than lost.
>>37899554
>using neetbux to buy lottery tickets
>revenue from lottery tickets supplies your neetbux
It's a fucking circle.
>tfw ugly balls
I know that youre scared of me you pee shy bitch. Yeah.
Youre afraid of guys like me. Back when you spent a week at summer camp. Back in Hell. You had to get around a trough with the other guys and pull out your little boy dick and try to piss in front of them. You couldnt do it. They laughed at you.
Because youre pathetic. Because youre pee shy. You cant even squeeze out a drop without sweating bullets.
So youre at the office, sitting at your desk. Youre lookin over your shoulder watching the bathroom, waiting for an opportunity where its gonna be empty. Coast seems clear, you walk up and open the door. Theres a urinal and toilet stall. You pick the urinal, maybe that will be quieter, more discrete.
You unzip your pants and try to start pissing. Nothins really coming out, just a few drops. Youre straining hard. Nothings gonna happen.
Because the whole time youre thinkin about me. Your worst nightmare. And guess what? Thats when I walk in. The door smashes against the wall and we lock eyes. Now the waterworks really start, and I aint talkin about your piss, Im talkin about the sweat pouring off your forehead.
So I saunter over to the stall and unzip my pants and pull out my cock. And I start pissing. And its not some pathetic, weak piss like yours. Its a heavy, thick, uninterrupted stream of piss that thunders into the water for a solid 45 to 55 seconds. Just straight urine coming out of my dick.
The whole time youre standing there, unable to produce a drop, face soaking wet, listening to my piss. Youre freaking out. That's when I throw my head back and yell Damn that waters cold!. That's right, my cock is long as fuck, and as you look down at your member, you feel an immense sense of shame wash over you as you stare at your little, shriveled up shrimp dick.
And you lose it. You break out sobbing and run out of the bathroom because youre weak. Youre worthless.
Youre a fuckin pee shy little bitch.
>fuck iz you lookin at faggot ass whiteboy?
Am I a cuck for having a stepdad? My parents divorced and I didn't like my original dad but I'm even more annoyed that I have another one now.
>My mom has phone sex with him in the same room as me and it's so fucking annoying
I fail to see how this could make you a cuck. Your father or stepdad could be cucks. youre only a cuck if the phone sex between them turns you on
>>37899536
It's over for you. No woman will ever respect you as a man
>>37899565
But everything turns me on because I've been on no-fap for several weeks. My dick won't stop twitching and I'm trying so hard not to get turned on.
>be 18 year old virgin me
>was too nervous to talk to girls and considered myself a ugly, awkward loser
>uses a fake tinder account with Chad pictures to get girl nudes
>one day decide to use my real face for a account
>WhyTheFuckNot.Jpg
>use it and get messages after messages from numerous gorgeous qt stacies
>talk like my usual self and get load of nudes and even a few meet ups
>go on dates with numerous stacies even have sex a couple of times
>accomplished.jpg
I thought I was a hopeless, ugly, bot but I was a chad all along motherfucker!
>>37899512
Post pic of your face, if not you're a liar. Remember, the timestamp anon!
>>37899512
but how tall are you?
origalehood blocked
>>37899512
If you were an 18 year old virgin youre not a chad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5vIZyvNrxs
How do I destroy my vocal cords? I don't want to be forced to talk ever again. I'm serious.
Just don't talk
>>37899426
>How do I destroy my vocal cords? I don't want to be forced to talk ever again. I'm serious.
This sounds like an interesting idea
but I think it would affect my future earning potential
While i don't want to ever talk to people again I also need to work to live
>>37899426
You could try drinking a strong acid.
What is up DramaAlert nation my name is killer memestar leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeets geeet rooooooooooooiiight into the noooooooose
wtf
i thought if you were nice to women you would get them?
what happened?
>>37899339
>he fell for the nice guy meme
You get a friend.
We're still unattractive. It's not an "out".
lol anon womens only give a fuck about money
if you are a rich fag u could take a fuckin attention from them
>done literally nothing but daydream scenarios in my head and read a couple threads on 4chan
>for 12 hours straight
do I have a problem
>>37899323
That's literally me too, no joke.... original.
>>37899323
you have no idea how bad it can get my son
>>37899346
are we schizo