Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 363. page

>>39475795
Just start baiting people. I get a shitton of (you)s in vegan threads and I eat meat.

>>39475795
You fit in with me champ. What's up?

>>39475795
My very first post on /v/ 9 years ago caused so much outrage I was publicly banned, it wasn't even a troll post.

You're well on your way to being here all your life. Good luck buddy.

>>39475774
Nervous adult virgin who pretends to be uninterested in women out of fear of vulnerability but he's secretly a sweet emotional softy who wants to talk about his nerdy interests with me.

And when we finally fuck, he cums quick and holds me crying and talking about how much he loves me. A very self fulfilling fantasy.

>>39475875
Isn't that like all the robots on this board?

>>39475875
I hope all fags would go back to /lgbt/

Rose fags need to burned to death

She is kind of good at Counter Strike, better than me :^)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcr_ep78UzY

Wouldn't it be sumfin if Rose was posting IN these VERY threads? A faggot can dream

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>>39475739
U talking shit bruv?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IcCNLogpeZA

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https://youtube.com/watch?v=YPGeEE05N5A

>>39475625
>I'm not trying to be mean
No, you're trying to bait. It worked I guess.

By being ugly and self-loathing, which is a result of people hating you for being ugly. Now fuck off.

>>39475625
By having zero self-esteem, being ugly and having a receding hairline.

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They don't.

Originalio (tm)

Either by being female and getting desperate orbiters or being male and not making any friends ever

CRAWLING IN MY CRAWL THESE CRAWLS THEY WILL NOT CRAWL

Blox

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Think fucking again.

>>39475597
Looks like jeff in a wig

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Got me.

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It's not better, but at least we feel superior.

/b/ is all underage and /soc/ is just grainy pictures of tiny dicks and destroyed roasties. On /r9k/ you have a chance at getting some good content and conversation every once in a while.

originality
you can't get your thread derailed by "i really like this image" samefagging e.t.c
also this >>39475631

I once walked in on my aunt when she was taking a shit. She didn't believe in locking toilet doors. Wasn't really that fun

Mom always acts like it doesn't matter or is even happy like "Hi anon what are you doing" and waves.

Sister acts like straight out of anime "Eeeeeeee get OUT!"

>>39475645
You make it sound like this happens often to you

>>39475551
Because it feels good desu, the way she moans, the way she moves, the way she smells like, the way her warm body feels like... it's the best thing ever. You are missing out a lot dude, put some effort and you will have sex sooner or later.

>>39475707
Nothing of what you said makes me want to put any effort.

>>39475808
your choice but it's not like you have an infinite amount of time in your life to experience anything you want, some day you might change your mind and it's gonna be too late for ya, you're not gonna be a young and healthy lad forever

>>39475522
What did happen to you, anon?

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>>39475522
It'll go away with time, anon. Don't worry.

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>>39475558
I don't want to tell
>>39475568
Thanks, i hope so :3

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>>39475457
Why do you have a blue shower sponge on the door?

The decor looks cheap and uncomfy

>>39475457
What kind of faggot uses a loofah?

>>39475457
>screen facing open door
madman

I play Hotline to be a killing machine, and girlfriend broke the flow of gameplay pretty bad. I'm used to killing everything onscreen.

Jacket wanted a qt gf, but was too muvh of a creepy loner to get one so he kidnapped a junkie and induced stockholm syndrome

>>39475628
Richter is /r9k/'s guy. True momma's boy, would have been my preferred protagonist. Jacket's just a failed normie that lost his old girlfriend.

I did that, but I cut the ties before I left, long before

>>39475508
there was this one guy who I had been in a band with, but the drummer ended it basically so it was just me on guitar, him on bass.
he was in college across the city but sometimes i'd pick him up from his dorms. he said we would hang out at the dorm sometime. he just never called me, so we got into like an argument over what music was good the last time and I was like "dude, we were never really friends" which was true, he had always been a dick. I dropped him off but my other friend sold weed to him at my house when I moved to that university, which was the last time I saw him. but he texted me about a year later and I think I cut off texting with him.

>>39475403
I'm leaving my shit small town I hate being told who I have to hang out with (cause there's no options)

I'd rather live in the ghetto of Chicago

Rob me of my money. Shoot me. Nothing will ever be as much suffering as living and dying in a small town.

>No hookups
Honest question: I thought tinder was an app to find fuckbuddies?

>>39475397
This is to ward off all the creeps and neckbeards

>>39475397
That's just there to keep the autists that take everything literally away