I've been lying in bed, in pitch black darkness, trying to sleep for 4 hours now. I'm tired but just can't sleep. What the fuck; am I going to die?
>>37901283
No, just struggle to be awake during the whole day.
I suffer from insomnia since middle school, you get used to it anon.
dude just go to sleep lmao
Just think to yourself 'go to sleep', works for me ;)
>be me
>have fun playing vidya
>mommy says I'm addicted to video games
>100000 degrees out bc summer in Florida
>mommy says do something else
What do normies actually do during the day that I can do, having no friends
I like to go downtown and pretend to be homeless
what are you 16? tell your mom to kiss your ass and just play video games
Go for a walk in a park or innawoods. Innaswamp in ur case, I suppose, being in Florida.
What should I type down in gizoogle?
>>37901257
anime tiddies
4600 agner
Hey robots wanna join me for a game of mario party online? Come join my discord so we can hang: 4B7ddJ
>>37901241
Nobody cares.
Op is a fag
Sage
Bump,
What a great thread
i believe that this thread is a good thread
Good shit. I'll join
reminder that creation date is the superior way to view threads
>>37901228
Yeah, I don't know how some people browse by something other than creation date.
It's the only way to keep track of all and every single thread that shows up. Brainlets wouldn't understand.
>>37902207
Usually the most controversial (most bumped) are just shitposts, haven't considered posting by creation date though.
soo.. I've been lurking r9k for years and never really made move to meet anyone from here but I'd like to give it a shot.
I'm a guy but i'll talk to either guys or girls. Just looking for some online friends to vidya with. drew#0989
Discord thread I guess.?
nobody is interested I take it?
How are you coping with hair loss?
>>37901225
Comb-over. They'll never know the difference!
>>37901225
I'm not. I hate it.
Not very well because I still have a thick lush head of hair. My hair once broke a razor when they were trying to cut it its so thick. Stay mad hair cuck
I'm a normie in many ways. Ask me anything, anons.
>>37901219
What age did you lose your virginity?
Organisms
>>37901242
I did the sex for the first time at 15.
>>37901219
Have you ever stuck your finger up your ass while jerking off?
Does /r9k/ meditate?
I used to think it was a total meme, probably because I'm not a spiritual or religious person at all. I tried it on a whim and actually got some pretty strong effects. I'm only a beginner but can get pretty strong closed eye visuals similar to weed, and if I spend long enough doing it (45mins+) can totally screw up my bodies sense of itself and be super relaxed like I'm floating.
The basic way of doing it is to either lay down on your back, or sit down in a relaxed position. Do it in a super quiet room. All you do is focus on your breathing, try and follow your breath as it starts, right to it's end, and repeat. Naturally, this gets boring so your mind tends to wander without you noticing. This isn't you messing it up, it's supposed to happen. I find it's best to try not to move at all, even if you really feel the urge to. Whenever you snap out of it and realise you've allowed your mind to wander, come back to the breathing and start again. You eventually get deeper and deeper, assuming you can stay awake.
>>37901216
Once when I did it I got so deep that I felt literally nothing.
If it wasn't for my thoughts and breathing I would've been convinced that I had somehow ceased to exist.
>>37901216
Do you close your eyes? Do you breath through your mouth or your nose?
I've tried meditating the past week, but I've only been doing it 5 minutes every morning since I read in some guide that you should start meditating for a short amount of time and build up to longer meditations.
It's really hard to keep focused on "nothing" how do I fix this?
>>37901297
>Once when I did it I got so deep that I felt literally nothing
Just yesterday I ended up getting into half sleep-paralysis because of it.
I was doing it and fell asleep, I sort of woke up again after an indeterminate amount of time. My mouth felt messed up, like I was really aware of where my jaw was for some reason. I tried to move it but I couldn't then I realised I could only move the lower half of my body, and only really slowly.
I just accepted it and went back to what I was doing.
>"I'm a robot just like you. Remember, it's the robot mentality, not whether you have friends or have sex regularly."
What do you do?
>>37901201
>tfw we have a robot mentality now
>>37901201
make another racebait asian masculinity thread
>>37901201
>What do you do?
pull down hispants and suck him off so hard he never goes back to women
Im only realizing now as I grow older she was perfect
>quiet
>cute
>artsy and talented
>into me
If only she hadn't moved
Do you ever think that maybe roasties are dumb for rejecting you? Think about it: I'm sure most of you bring alot to the table when it comes to a relationship. Good personalities, humor, intelligence and hobbies that have been forged over the years due to isolation, loneliness, and plenty of free time.
The average robot is exceptional compared to the vast majority of normals in my opinion. I've spoken to a large number of robots and what I described above applies to most of them.
Maybe looks is the only thing that matters to these women, but damn these women are missing out on a potentially great lifelong partner.
They should regret it. Feel at least a little good about yourselves robots. Post ITT what you're proud about yourself for, brag a little.
>>37901199
I'm sure you've got something that's good about yourselves robots
>>37901199
What a nice thread, I'm proud of my resourcefulness, and ability to almost be self sufficient, I just need to wait for the price of ETH to double and I will finish paying all my debts.
>>37901921
What will you do once you hit the jackpot my fellow robot? Resourcefulness is perhaps one of the most valuable assets anyone can have in today's age.
mummy me cant sweep
41 year old mother of two here. My son told me lots of hot young studs use this web site. Any of you cuties need a hot and ready momma to show you the ways?
>>37901191
fuck you get off you are the reason we are here in the first place get the fuck off unless you are a male wizard
>>37901250
Heehe not sure what you are saying young man
>>37901191
you're probably just some weird loser pretending to be an experienced woman.where do you live
Is anyone else worried about what flawed genes they might pass down if they were to have a child?
My dad hit the fucking jackpot with schizophrenia and OCD and I'd hate to pass that down.
>>37901182
things that run in my family, several of which will pass down to my children
>depression
>adhd (the real kind)
>diabetes
>Parkinson's
>alcoholism
>addiction in general
>>37901309
oh, and back problems, I forgot back problems
Yeah, my family's disease-filled. Mental illness (schizo, bpd, depression), hereditary type 2 diabetes, and Alzheimer's from my Mom's side. Lupus/Heart disease from my Dad's.
I'd have to undergo genetic testing to be comfortable with having a childif I weren't so attracted to boys. The mental illness is manageable, but any increase in Lupus % scares the shit out of me since it destroys lives.