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>>37902606
Her because she's using the divorce to take the kid and half her husband's money for herself

>>37902606
dude she's gonna take his shit and live like a queen

she's still on top.

>>37902606
Now you have to reinvent yourself as a cool bachelor with children.

>>37902515
A rape fetish, except its more complicated


It isn't really rape as it is just the woman initiating everything, but its still vanilla sex, no plugs or dildos.


What I'm saying here is that I was too pussy to start anything sexual and its become worse from my girlfriend having to leave me because her parents walked in on us in her dorm.

>>37902463
Oh....this, this really makes me sad. Did you do anything to scare them away?

>>37902520
He was probably draining them by being miserable and futureless

>>37902538
I mean, maybe. I know it's a terrible thing to say, but I have stopped talking to people like that. You can only listen to the same problems or give different forms advice so many times....

>>37902459
If you're a girl at least you get potential sympathy from the interviewer. If you're a guy or a tranny, you're fucked.

I have panic disorder too and it's a bitch to deal with sometimes. One time during a final in college, I was really worn out mentally from studying and super nervous. I started hyperventilating during the test and making a scene and freaking out. My classmates we're looking at me like I was crazy. The professor escorted me out and got me some help thankfully. It was a bad scene, I was forever 'that guy' after that.

>>37902497
Sympathy is useless in a job interview anyway. The interviewer might feel sorry for a crying girl who cannot handle basic social interaction, but he's not gonna hire her because it's pretty obvious that being able to handle stress and socially interact are crucial in most working environments. That would be like recruiting a 5 feet tall girl for your pro basketball team purely because you feel sorry for her. In other words, most interviewers won't do it, and any interviewer who does, has his days at the company numbered.

>>37902459
If you're a girl at least you get potential sympathy from the interviewer. If you're a guy or a tranny, you're fucked.

I have panic disorder too and it's a bitch to deal with sometimes. One time during a final in college, I was really worn out mentally from studying and super nervous. I started hyperventilating during the test and making a scene and freaking out. My classmates we're looking at me like I was crazy. The professor escorted me out and got me some help thankfully. It was a bad scene, I was forever 'that guy' after that.

>>37902497
Sympathy is useless in a job interview anyway. The interviewer might feel sorry for a crying girl who cannot handle basic social interaction, but he's not gonna hire her because it's pretty obvious that being able to handle stress and socially interact are crucial in most working environments. That would be like recruiting a 5 feet tall girl for your pro basketball team purely because you feel sorry for her. In other words, most interviewers won't do it, and any interviewer who does, has his days at the company numbered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mlk-hYQS3iY

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>>37902453
https://youtu.be/ISCEilPMNak

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https://soundcloud.com/elijahwho/acutedate
should i say something to her, guys?

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> be me
> be verified autist
> well technically diagnosed as sperg but DSM V says it doesn't exist anymore
> be in elementary school
> school funding is dependent on standardized test scores
> mentally impaired kids don't count
> most of the school is stupid, teachers and students alike
> my scores bring the average way the hell up
> school decides that I don't have any sort of mental illness
> the secretary could not keep a straight face as I remember
> they literally tell my mother that lots of parents think their children are special
> that they don't have time for crazy claims like that
> they refrain from saying 'muh teachers lounge snacks'
> be an incredible economic drain on my parents as they hunt for outside therapy
> mfw

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> be me
> be less autist due to outside therapy
> be in middle school
> this school district is less retarded and doesn't link test scores to funding
> thank christ I can have some fucking special ed services
> oh wait
> the school's tard policies are awful
> all the sped kids are in one program
> all of them
> I'm sitting here trying to do my math and the kid next to me is gibbering at the wall
> the school managed to wriggle their way out of a suit when one of them lost it and attacked me
> one of the tardwranglers literally died in history class cuz he leaned his chair back too far
> that's the sort of environment
> and since I'm in a sped program, parents are no longer shelling out for therapist
> mfw

>>37902421
But they didn't. The fuck are you upset about?

>>37902336
Still god damn hilarious.

I hope it ripped her fucking head clean off and I hope her parents had to identify the body.

Yes , they still are

Yes, still funny. Who the fuck cares about this roastie anyway?

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>tfw no gf because of trust issues

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>>37902367
>Tfw no gf because I live in Florida & most of the girls are dog walking beach this & I hate dogs and the beach

>>37902422
Guise I meant thots. Stoopid Otto korrekt

When you find something worth waking up for

it starts in your self

>>37902303
it could be worse you could be severely retarded or you could have died at a young age from terminal cancer. try to become a NEET if possible.

>>37902321
thats hella gay my nigger

>>37902339
>>37902321

Been trying that for a decade now

Kek dude, just end yourself. That's not how it works.

>>37902404
Actually it is

jdosowj

It is time to go to slepp
in the morning my gf will be wiating!

i didn't know why everyone posted about depression all the time.

and then i realize once i got out of school that life has no meaning and i might as well just stay in bed for years.