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Would you rather damn yourself to eternal torture, feeling pain many times over than which you feel now for all eternity, or damn a million others to the same fate to save yourself?
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>>37906004
They are a million completely random people, so mostly normies I'd imagine
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>>37905993
Million cuz overpopulation
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Others
I'm not a cuck
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Would you say this comic is accurate?
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>>37905947
Last guy should be 6'1 and tower over him since he's 6 and 1/2
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Their height in relation to the girls is the same???
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>>37905947
Maybe, I don't know anyone to artificially lengthen themselves, but I would guess that yes, naturally some men will land girls no matter what.
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>Buy Skyrim+Mods for this weekend
>Buy heaps of junk food and energy drinks
>Buy new bong and vape juice
>Dealer sent me a message saying he can't get any weed until Monday afternoon
REEEEEE!HISSS!CAW!CAW!CAW!
Fucking useless dealer has fucked my weekend!
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>>37905917
>Skyrim
>Bong
>Drugs
Fuck off failed normie.
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>its another pathetic junkie unable to get his fix
Meanwhile I'm drinking vodka and eating pizza you faggot.
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You're a human trash
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Can we all agree that "haha dude go back to /lgbt/ xdddddd" is one of the most overused, unoriginal, counterproductive and stale jokes that are on par with shitty spongebob stills
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>>37905916
le pupsi
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Gay generals should go on the gay board. Why is this so hard for brainlets to understand?
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>>37905916
It really is a shitty joke
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> popular fags out on a friday night
tfw at home drinking
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>>37905887
It feels great.
>No worries
>Don't have to constantly try and be funny/smart/whatever
>Don't have to try and impress anyone
I love being alone.
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i dont mind going out and drinking, but i fucking love drinking at home. cheers dude, it's been a good morning so far out here, beer, weed and gin. rock on
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>>37906029
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4sANPkk3ys
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Is it possible to remove semen stains from clothes? This is important.
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yes, by washing tem, are you fucking 12 years old ?
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>>37905907
Stain is still visible after washing.
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you'll have to completely cover the garment in cum so it's there's no obvious stain
trust me my dad is the ceo of Nintendo
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>first kiss at 15
Fucking normies are nothing but sin
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>tfw had sex at 15
I dunno where it went wrong but I was on the right path goddamnit
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>tfw fail at the first milestone
This game sucks
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how old is this shit that you start earning an average wage at 30 and $40k at 37?
I make $45k and that's below average for an american.
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>sent a co-worker a message
>no respsonse
21 and counting guys
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>>37905870
Talk to your co worker in person
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>>37906009
I did of course, now i tried to ask her out but she doesn't answer.
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21 what?
fucking original
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Daily reminder that even if you work out and gain a chad body, if you are hideous, you cannot become a normie
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Not even posting the right pic for threads like these.
C'mon, OP. Why be such a FAGGOT?
Also, any of these guys are instantly fixed if they grew out their beards.
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he still looks a lot better than if he didnt work out.
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>>37905869
Plus he's got the respect of other men, which is how women choose partners anyway. They let the men sort out the hierarchy then pick partners from that. If this guy is respected by men he will be my women too.
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Inferior XX subhuman female here, AMA
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>>37905774
Better than being a xy boygirl hybrid like me. Anyways why are you on /r9k/?
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I sincerely ask you to leave.
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Give me a reason why I should accept you as my cumdumpster slave.
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Alright, so I'm your regular depressed teen. I've tried getting help and nothing is working. I've gone to a therapist and tried to pick my life up. However, no one will hire me for whatever reason, girls are usually disgusted from me just trying to talk to them and I don't really have a goal in life, even though I've looked desperately. Help?
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perhaps you should put your trust in Jesus Christ, He can change you for the better
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>>37905713
Thanks but Jesus doesn't seem inclined to help.
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>>37905735
pray for Jesus to enter your life and clean house. I asked and a completely changed life. I follow Christ now.
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Once upon a time, when I was but a wee lad, my father took me into the local town to watch a marching band perform. He said to me "My son, when you grow up what will you do? Will you be the of all the downtrodden, defeated members of society?" Since I was a young boy I didn't quite understand what he meant. I gave him a quizzical look but he continued anyways: "Will you overcome your demons? What about the non believers? I'm sure they've made many plans to stop you, son. Unfortunately I must leave you one day, only to remain a phantom in your memory. I hope at that point you will follow in my footsteps and join the black parade. Truly, as you see before you, it is a magnificent event."
That was 11 years ago this October and I still don't know what to think. At the time I just stood there and watched the parade. He left me his notebook when he died, but all it had written in it was "eyqQDXt"
What did he mean by this?
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>>37905642
What motivates you to get up every day and make these threads?
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I enjoyed this thread, OP. Thank you.
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>>37906377
You're welcome, nice get btw
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i shot my load this morning to this, yes i only watch bbc on white women/traps porn
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>>37905571
>Gay male
>Also likes bbc
I'm unsurprised.
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>>37905571
omg
PLUMP
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>>37905586
um no it's not gay, i turned my aunty onto BBC a few years ago and it isn't gay because we double penetrated her (his BBC in her pussy and my cock in her asshole)
so hot making chocolate and vanilla swirls
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>get up at like 6 on my day off
>no responsibilities
>drive in the pouring rain while listening to 70's soft rock
>get a couple mcgriddles
>go home
>eat while looking at aesthetic pictures and fluffy dogs
Hot fucking damn, does it get better than this?
Anyway, how's your morning going?
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>>37905519
>gets up at 6 on his day off
I mean, whatever you're into I guess.
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>>37905719
i do the same thing actually
some people just naturally wake up at that time (i know i do)
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'70s rock rules, OP.
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So this guy literally did everything step by step, cookie cutter fashion of his progression into committing a columbine style shooting
>wrote a diary (video and physical)
>had a passion for filming (Columbine video archive)
>deeply resented "the world"
>was edgy as fuck
>filmed a video montage of himself shooting things
Like literally step by step. I wonder if he wouldn't have done this without this weird "worship" of the columbine shooters. For a better picture I highly recommend you watch the movies "The Dirties" or "Zero Day" to fully grasp what I'm trying to illustrate.
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He was living with his parents the whole time right? Did they not see the red flags? Did they not give a shit that their son has My Little Pony posters? Holy fucking shit what were his parents doing this whole time? They never thought to think "Hmm our son seems to be a fucking weirdo maybe we should try to tell him to knock off the autistic shit?"
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>>37905513
i can share quite a few sentiments with him. he definitely was delusional though. probably had psychosis or something.
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>>37905545
In one video he shoots a gun while wearing a "natural selection" t-shirt and his mom doesn't say anything about it.