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>big tits with small hips and no ass

This one asian porn star proves that if you're skinny and have big tits your face doesn't even matter.

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There's an exception therefore rules dont apply. Herpaderpalerp

Is eggman a normie now?

>>37906636
GO EGGMAN

Why the fuck didn't he punch that piece of shit?

>>37906598
Too bad they're all related to you and your kids are inbred retards like 80% of Pakistan.

>>37906598
who tf cares if 10 yo girls look like teen boys

oh i get it, this board

>>37906598
10 Wives, who'd all be your cousin. Your children would have immense birth deficites and be born with an IQ lower than an African. Then you constantly have to buy new wives till you eventually run out of cousins because they get gangraped and then stoned while you are out gangraping other peoples cousin and then stoning them.

>>37906535
Did you kiss her goodbye?

You... did kiss her, right?

Oh god you're going to be alone forever.

>>37906573
be quiet nerd, OP don't listen to him
>>37906535
dude I'm so happy for you, it's a beautiful feeling, isn't it? kinda like being high

>>37906535
you are going to blow it if it is your first time anyways

its kinda like a curse, first relationship specially for virgins end quickly

>>37906504
you dont, there is something to that haha

>>37906504
Simple: stop fapping

>>37906504
Please elaborate what exactly did you fap to.

>>37906458
If I wanted to date you and I asked you to cuck me with a black man would you do it?

>girl
stopped reading there roastie

>>37906458
Where are you from?

Origiginali

>>37906414
what have you got, OP?

midfacial retrusion here, it's caused some tooth crowding in my back molars, and most notably, eyebags + scleral show. if I squint the terrible teartroughs/eyebags go away and I look completely normal. i've got malocclusion as well, and if I smile without artificially putting my teeth together at a more aesthetic position, and without squinting, I look completely subhuman. wrinkles under the eyes like an elderly person, chin pulled back too far. if i didn't have this fucking failed midfacial growth i'd have chad-tier looks, just goes to show you how much this shit matters. i hate seeing normalfags who are 4-6/10 with no deformities complaining about how ugly they are

>>37906414

How did you get it? In an original kind of way.

>>37906448

That sounds rough dude, sorry to hear it! Is there anything you can do to help fix it?

I have a Class 3 malocclusion (too) but it's really severe compared to the ones you might see on google images.

I completely get that; i don't think i'd quite be chad tier but my love life would have at least been normal if i didn't look like this

I hate that too! Esp when people think having a disfigurement is the same level of insecurity as having a slightly big nose or some shit like that

>>37906308
They all know you're a beta loser with a little dick

>>37906308
No, women just ASSUME they know more than everyone else when the opposite is usually true.

Women, with their great powers of intuition and herd behavior, basically constitute a secret society. It's less like that nowadays with the internet and all though.

>nobody even replies to your thread

I've hit rock bottom tbqh

>>37906519
Yep.
Very low energy.

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>>37906240
It getting better is what keeps me going. I have to believe it'll be okay in the future in order to survive.

I'm sorry that shit's bad for you right now.

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>>37906204
Happened to me before. The best is when at the end of the interview they tell you they are considering other candidates.

Reapply just to spite them

>>37907575
This. You have to make a new account if it's on a website. They would have banned your old one from all jobs.

>>37906133
Just hope for the best , remember anon men are less prone to leave u just cause of looks

It's like this board is filled with literal children. Send the picture you cunt, if he doesn't bite thEn FUCK OFF.

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>>37906133
does it matter op? if hes looking for friends online instead of outside than he has some repressed shit hes going to use you, trust me he'd rather see your cooch gift wraped than youre acne ridden face

Does it matter? Trash fucking question, >>>/trash/ fucking thread.

Considering his racism he was probably liberal

Since he was normie probably liberal

Im a neet. I go to sleep at 7 am and i wake up at 2 pm.
I eat something and go to the PC then i waste all muh day there.

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>>37906097

>wake up at 8am-9am
>lay in bed for 30 minutes
>look at airbnb to see when i have gusts (rent out 2 1-room apartments
>eat some oats or home-baked bread with cheese
>either prepare apartments and go to the gym
>1 pm - eat lunch
>play games until 4 pm
>go shopping / run errands
>eat dinner and after that i do some social shit or just watch movies/browse/play games
>11pm go to bed

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I study things that are interesting to me. Take Ayahuasca once a week or so and dance and laugh forever.

Also a NEET - that lifestyle should be self-evident to any thinking individual. Life should be celebrated and lived to its fullest. not wasting away at the hands of others' expectations of what you "should" be doing.

Do whatever you want with your life. You can do literally anything within the pre-defined laws of nature.

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French canadians are a bunch of faggots

>>37906060
J'mappelelelee american. Nous will fuc up tu pays

>>37906076
Ta yeule, sti de fif.

I want to rape the one all the way on the left

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umm what do you mean ladies?

i am girl pls stop bully

statistically speaking one of these girls should be willing to fuck you especially if alcohol is involved