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>>37907247
>Do whatever you want with your life.
I wanna work.

I do like the money that working brings and it gets me out of the house

Who is going to feed you and provide you a bed to sleep in?

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>>37907230
I accept it then some days I think I'm somewhat passable and then see a bucktoothed photo of me on facebook or something and get sad again feels bad man

>>37907230
Drake is ugly too, just grow a beard like he did.

>>37907230
A girl called me pretty the other day. I think she meant it in a good way because she asked me right after that if I had a gf. I just ignored her and got back to playing vidya when she left. Fast forward one day and my roommate is telling me he and her fooled around. Why do you care if you're attractive again?

>>37907166
They look like a couple of decent fellows

>>37907249
They don't look very strong though.

>>37907274
yes because there are strong ones and weak ones. did u actually think all of them were gonna look like lebron james. do you live in china or something?

>>37907165
>Eurasian hobby

embrace it OP

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSbgZyEZvM4

>>37907165
What you gonna do about it?
Nothing you krillin looking ass bitch

God dam that's an amazing pussy. Name?

>>37907145
I demand some sauce on this. Set link?

>>37907145
It's not a problem unless you are so unconfident in your stroke game that you know you'll underperform the other guys that already fucked her

>>37907107
Just get over it and go

>>37907107
Go there to meet her and have a good time with her, so you might have a chance to make it. However there are many possibilities that she's a leftie or sjw, so you should think on telling her that you hate all this degeneracy stuff...

If she is into lgbt bullshit she must have patent degeneracy

Because, believe it or not, they still care about you.

>>37907072
tell them to go fuck themselves and throw an autistic fit if they wake you up+ wake them up at 2am yelling "how does it feel you fucking normies reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and shit infront of the bathroom door

works evrye teim

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>>37907083
My dad treats me like shit and his lack of support back when i was on loads of shit for my depression i was on the verge of complete mental breakdown. My mom just did drugs..

They are women, so probably some evil shit. I'm sure they're gossiping about penis sizes or something.

>>37907040
>wooooooow you have a line over your hair too? we can so totally be twins :P XD ^_^ teehee~
>*vomits inside own mouth*

>>37907040
the implication is that they're supposed to be different because one looks peppy and outgoing and the other looks dark and brooding, but the truth is that they're both women and neither is any less superficial than the other

>>37907004
Shit sucks man but don't be afraid to take a risk and jump on something new. Ride it out as long as you can while finding some other form of employment.

Find a new job, or another job, at least until you get out of debt.

>>37907004

What in the blue fuck are you doing having a credit card when you earn so little?

I like your frogs

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What are my fellow neetGODS studying while the dumb wagies toil and waste their lives away?

I've been really getting into beer lately. I mean I've always been an avid consumer, but the last few months have left me wanting more and more from beer, a chance to contribute something of actual value. Unlike the wagecucks. I plan to become a Beer Judge. I'm currently reading through some books by Michael Jackson and took a couple chemistry courses online from a local community college already. I may also go on to become an advanced sommelier, but my heart lies with beer so I doubt I will take wine so far as master. National Beer Judge isn't enough for me though, I'm going Master there.

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>>37908243
Brew your own and talk to people who brew. Also drink beer. That's how you learn beer. Learn by doing.

Neets sure are a lost cause. Even when they want to do something productive they end up going off and taking college courses on how to make the spaghetti instead of making spaghetti. All that time by yourself may not be doing you any favors.

>>37906826
just go to the irl section of twitch, this type of shit is everywhere

>>37906826
If you're not an attention hog, then well yeah.

but white male privilege. my college told me every white man has the world at their feet. surely the average white guy could play games and get tons of viewers and donations.

muh anime muh submissiveness

they easy mode if they were born in east asia.

at this point I find nearly all east asians kind of boring and unappealling unless they were raised their whole lives in a western country.

If they're brought up in a western country they can have real personalities.Otherwise nearly all of them are very needy and dull. Also ones brought up in an international school are interesting too, but I mean chinese-chinese, and the like

>simply like their features more
>will always be lumped in with delusional muh submissive, pure waifu weebos

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>>37906797
Happy Birthday, OP!
I brought virtual cake images for ya. Being alone on a birthday sucks dick, so I'll bump the thread to invite more people in
It mgiht seem like a lonely celebration, but we're here to greet all June bots

>>37906797
happy birthday loser
answer your fucking parents

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Just get high, drunk yourself... better than being lonely

N33t bux bank accounts welcomed

>>37906757
>savings
>0
Because you have so much money tied up in lucrative investments, right Anon? You're so wise!

>>37906757

Fuck off data mining shill

>>37906750
Yes. Then I tried being nice because I wanted an actual relationship, but I realized women basically live to be molested and raped by men so I went back to being arrogant and dismissive.

i dont want to pretend to be some asshole just to get pussy

fuck i hate women for being this way, why cant they just be simple like men

>>37906750
No, I'm not autistic, my dear internet friend.