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>*anime noises in the background*
>Sadly, this quite unusual paradox of nature will not find a mate and thus will not pass on it's genetics to the next generation. Perhaps for the best.

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>For many years biologists and philosophers debated what constitutes life, and the definition often involved the ability to self-replicate or have genetic machinery for some fundamental processes. Viruses were often excluded from that definition of life, partly because they use the genetic machinery of their hosts for replication and other essential functions. But most species have to use some aspects of the genetic machinery of other species at some point in their life cycle. In fact, some viruses are more complicated than some other forms of life, because they often have a complex life history that involves a parasitic stage and a free-living stage used to find new hosts.
>It is, then, no clear place to draw the line. Viruses are in many ways the most successful lifestyle on earth. They have outsourced to other species almost everything needed to sustain them, and in doing so they have become the most numerous form of life. Some obligate bacterial parasites and mutualists have genomes so small and lifestyles so dependent on a host that they are at the interface between organisms and organelles.
Woah, so NEETs are actually evolutionary succesful? Who could have thought...

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>ywn live in a huge neon lit city
>ywn have cyber augs
>ywn hack into a megacorp
>ywn have an android waifu
>ywn have life like vr
>ywn hang out with your cyborg bros cruising through the city and taking cyber drugs

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Why is there two opposite types of reaction in face of a painfull childhood?

1) I've known the hardships. I'm used to working hard to get little. My friends want a college degree. I'll be a chef, I don't care about long hours. I'll prove I'm good. (...) I'm so happy to discover the world outside my family : everyone is so much nicer than my family!

2) I'm used to rejection. Everybody always rejected me. Never managed to fit in. I'll prove them I don't need them. I'll grow my own style. People want finance or engineering degrees? I'll get a philosophy degree. (...) Fuck, how long can I stay in that fucking call center? Haven't had a gf in 5 years. I don't care about them. My vengeance will be terrifying.

(I won't reply to insults or memes)

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>walk into club
>see this
what do?

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So I just found out my dad is cheating on my mom after being married for 25 years. I actually don't know what to think about this or what to do.

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Why do Russians squat?

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>you will never be at a concert with a circle of friends
>you will never be muscular 6'3" dude
>you will never have giggly qts begging to sit on your shoulders to get a better view
>you will never feel her smooth, soft thighs against your neck
>You will never have the knowledge that her vagina is just a few inches away from your face
>you will never have her idly running her fingers through you hair as she watches the show

i just want to fucking end it all, girls in my university can't even make eye contact with me.

My adult life is over before it even started.

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Now with less titcows!
Hug someone in your family and post results, simple deal.

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How do I deal with the fact that I'll never marry my celebrity crush?

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It is a law of nature within almost any animal on this planet that the female choses while the male has to do its best to convince the female.

This also applies to humans.

It is not the womans fault that she chooses a Handsome Chad with a nice and caring personality over some beta male who sits in his basement all day masturbating to anime.

If you are ugly, try to convince with other personality traits or lower your standarts.

And for God's sake, stop blaming women for being single. Its entirely your fault.

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I'm going insane. Why have whites allowed Jews to fuck them so hard. They're literally milking white men of all their damn semen and turning them into weak fucks and everybody's a nigger worshipping cuck. Wake the fuck up.

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Anti no fap shills are liars and people who have never been able to pull it off.

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does anyone here actually want to fix their lives?

This board is the most apparent display of immaturity I've ever seen.

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/r9k/, gimme some of this aesthetic
>around 2004
>mostly poor, but still have internet
>shitty apartment
>bad neighborhood, sirens 24/7
>5am - watching aqua team hunger force, space ghost coast to coast, etc
>probably drunk