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I want to know their names.

>>37914398
>Why don't you rub one out?
You're gonna have to give me more than that m8.

>>37914398
Not to this webm, I'm not gay.

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>>37914393

Food isn't very expensive, anon. My parents are both working, mom's a caretaker for some handicapped guy she works 24 hour shifts a few times a week. Dad's a farmer, I help him out a little, in exchange I get food and shelter.

>t. 35 year old living with parents

my parents are rich and love me though

>>37914668
Nice fic anon

>>37914375
>tfw no uggo, skelly, kike journalist gf to give you a handjob at an israeli orgy camp/breeding project

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>>37914644
pic related btw, she wrote the article

>>37914375
>everybody is uncut
>dry af desert
no thanks

Improper nutrition while entering puberty along with no exercise and raised by a single mom

>>37914382
>he didn't eat eggs and bacon for breakfast every day
>he didn't eat his white and red meat
>he didn't spend the entire summer, spring and fall outside, gaining tons of vitamin D and a great workout
>he didn't play in the forest
>he didn't run to work on his cardio
>he didn't drink enough milk
>he didn't drink enough water
>he didn't start lifting weights at 15
It's *almost* like you wanted it

>>37914476
Forgot to add
>he didn't eat his fruit and veggies

>>37914303
Jobs are difficult to get during the summer because of the large amount of students trying to get summer jobs, your best bet is fast food or something

>>37914303
I got a guaranteed job at autobell after I get my license. It's fucking hot out tho

It's always something with everywhere, you even send in an application and they don't give a shit and tell you they'll call you back and never do

I've been looking for months, managed to get a day of work here and there to just lose the job a day later

I've just been doing gigs for cash but those aren't always around, it sucks we live in such a shitty world

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>>37914281
>my cat looks like Joey's World Tour

post a picture of your cat so we can review it

>my x looks like y
>doesnt post a picture

shit thread m8

>>37914270
Kinda harsh but I know that feeling, been doing further maths without complaint yet all they ever do is complain about their "piles of work" and "no sleep lol" taking fucking English and sociology, fucking tools.

>>37914301
i feel you
ive been studying further maths biology chemistry and a language and i WILL get maximumm in each subject while they are studying just a bit of math and language and only need a 90%
hope they dont get what they want and rot in here with me

>>37914270
>needing to study for a test
literally never happened and i got like a 3.7

>>37914232
you got her anon, you fuckin got her good.

Yeah that's literally all you need to do. It's a shame most of you judge a girls worth by her looks. Do you genuinely care about her? Is she a nice person. I've only been attracted to average but kinda weird looking and even fat below average guys. But you start to see things you find attractive about them.

>>37914232
Pics of her? I bet shes a qt

>>37914123
Can you be more specific?I mean in this day and age you can literally google shit and find stuff out.

>>37914123
https://www.edx.org/
100% free (with option to pay for fancy papers that no one will care about (basically donating))

let me know if you are having trouble navigating the website ill be more than happy to help

>>37914123
You can download textbooks on the Internet or maybe take an online course. There's a lot of stuff on the Internet, you know. Also, just out of curiosity - where are you from OP?

Not now, but in the future. A month or two. Perhaps when the next season starts? I only like playing seasons. I'm also quite inexperienced and not too good.

>>37914088
Wouldn't mind if the time was right

Not now (2) I will only be able to play on august and even then I don't have the expansion :/

>>37914059
Tell that to FtM trannies.
They are more autistic than the average neckbeard that browses this board.
They are also boring and retarded because of female taste in everything and no hobbies.

>>37914059
>Take test
>Think you'll become Alpha
>Develop bitch tits instead
Nah I'm good.

>>37914922
what is letrizole for 500 retard

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>>37914034
this is all u have 2 do

>>37914034
Just don't eat any greasy foods and stop touching your face.

nothing will save you from your acne

I noticed mine got worse after I became neet though

it's stress related, and oh boy do you have a lot

>>37914006
I would have to say tekken 7 so if you dislike it then you can refund it and buy even more games.

>>37914006
Only buy resident evil. The other two are ultra normie games.

>>37914027
Tekken a normie game hahaha you're funny

>>37913947
Who said it was a meme, people have been doing it for years

It does work, in a way, but not in the meme way. It is a real thing, there's just a lot of misconceptions of it.

>>37913947
It's a meme if you're aware of how to avoid hypnotic suggestion and have an IQ above 120 desu. Everyone else is a brainlet that's all

I think I know what you mean, that shit sucks. No idea why it happens tho

>>37913939
No, but I use to have this happen to me, I just pee more professionally now.

>>37913939
It happened to me couple of times. This is not an infection, but i don't know why did that happen either