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OMG YAAAAAAAAAAS GIRL SAME!!!! WE STAY SLAAAAAAAAAAAAYING THOUGH!!!!!

>>37915901


tee heee hee hhee

ITT: pathetic virgins act like they are an elite club of lonely losers

Sorry but you don't have to be an irredeemable NEET basement dweller to be lonely sometimes. You guys are just angry that you can't get laid.

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>>37915878
Don't fucking hold out on us. What's a fucking chad haircut?

>>37915934
I hate that hairstyle. Unfortunately, I think having it signals to women that you might hAve money. It's clean-looking

>>37916898
It works internationally too. It really is the best.

Guys pls halp I'm sperging out I haven't talked with anyone for 2 months

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>>37915845
>ahah
tell the roastie to fuck off.

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Play it cool and test the waters.
>b-but how do i do that anon??
Simple my stupid boy, talk to her like one of your dude friends or online friends. Just see what she wants instead of trying to interpret every little thing

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>>37915823
>mods deleting fembot/trap/soc shit
>but simultaneously mods are deleting robot shit

i don't know how to feel about this, doc

Didn't think there'd be one tonight. Pleasantly surprised. Hope you're well, Facet.

Any tactics for distracting a friend from a breakup? I've never been in love or even dated anyone for longer than a month so I'm kinda out of my depth here. I definitely don't want to bring it up, because it would upset him and possibly put him on the defensive, but are there any ways to be more supportive and sensitive in more subtle ways.

there is no such thing as inanimate matter
this will be revealed in time

Bro we're still inanimate matter.

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>>37915654
If you really believe that theory you are retarded.

>>37915618
>cute
>non-white
Pick one

>>37915618

Do these videos help? I have been doing babbel for a few weeks and it seems ok.

>>37915618
enamore de*

I'd say so.

His only saving grace is his eloquent/high class interests such as his musicianship, BUT they are all wildly phony/fake.

He takes out his anger/low self opinion through bitter sarcasm/jabs against Spongebob, who is merely an overly optimistic bluepilled unintelligent normie.

A worthwhile open ended discussion to have, yet "robots" would rather post about mundane feels.

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>>37915867
you're saying it's worthwhile to discuss if a bitter wageslave who crashes the good times of the blissfully ignorant is a robot

>>37915552

It's absolutely a waste of time and money. They don't try to help you find solutions to problems, they tell you that your problems aren't real.

>>37915552
just go for the counseling if you're at the very end it can't hurt to try it righT?

>>37915567
Are you saying this from experience?

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I wish I had an uncut dick.

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>>37915551
>>37915693
Be me

Uncut

Still virgin

Heh, seems like you got the short end of the stick this time, anon

>>37916599
Party rockers in the house tonight!

Origami

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>>37915490
Speaking from personal experience:

You will be a full blown gay at the end of your ride. Pic related is your next station btw.

>>37915490
At the end of the day you're just an animal and certain stimuli in the right combination in the right amount will set you off. It turns out that the most sexually desirable thing to the human mind is an anime trap. Its just idealised, no male in real life looks like that.

>>37915490
Honestly i fap to 3D traps and even 100% gay porn, but i don t consider myself gay for it, as i really don t think i would suck a dude irl

>>37915464
no i delete them because i realise im going to take bait or that i shouldn't waste time on raging

>>37915464
No but sometimes I make very, very long posts/replies that take 15 minutes to type, and then I erase them because I realize it's ultimately pointless.

Almost did that with this very post desu

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You guys are gonna laugh but I whenever I'm hysterical and typing some sort of malevolent/mean post, I stop myself because I try to be compassionate to even the biggest pieces of human trash. Like, we both are caring a burden of mortality and we are both humans who commit missteps in our posts and lives. I don't know what the other guy on that end of the internet has been through. How he has been raised and educated, where he is coming from, what possibilities he has/had in life, etc. Everybody has his own issues to address no matter the social and/or economical status. And everybody has/can have redeeming qualities.

PS. It doesn't mean that I'm not calling out people on their bullshit though.

shite thread op

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>>37915541
How can I make it better? Teache your ways oh wise one!

Does Rose have a Y chromosome?

>wikihow
No, it doesn't work.

if you are over 18, 19, 20, and have never had a gf, it aint cause you didnt google the right articles, or read the right advice column

>>37915624
Is it because I'm a schizoid hermit, with hidden grandiosity and general contempt for people?

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>>37915425
1.stop caring/giving fucks
2.master fear of death, embrace death as a friend
3.poof - you are gone

>>37915425
I had a friend who did this once, but I forgot.

meditate until you become the buddha

Haha you trippin anon

Threads are being deleted because we're running a honeypot. Stop pressing the issue and let us run this sting, you fucking autists. Do you have any idea how much money has been spent setting things in motion? They deserve something a little more severe than pizzas they didn't order and spam. Leave it to the professionals and let us put them in prison.

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>>37915401
Aww, you triggered honey?
Your squirming is fucking hilarious.
Violence is part of the media now.
Yeah, I'm a pedophile and proud. Keep crying you little twat