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How do I seduce my step sister? 2017-06-23 10:49:53 Post No.37916200
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How do I seduce my step sister?
Anonymous
2017-06-23 10:49:53
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I came here for help on how to seduce her. My dad got into another marriage and my stepmom has a pretty hot daughter and I really wanna fuck her. Can you guys help me please? We don't really talk since she's outside having a normal life while I sit on my fat ass browsing memes.
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>>37916200
You don't
original I know
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>>37916200
You start by removing the ifunny watermark
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>>37916200
1.Verbal escalation
I.e. Sprinkle in flirtatious but subtle phrases into your dialogues and see if she's responsiblve.
2. Physical escalation. Go on from social to intimate to sexual touching. A good way to kiss her is to suggest an 'eskimo kiss' first - rubbing your noses against each other. As you do it, just kiss her normally.
Good luck.
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why is everyone on this board just an ugly normie that hates girls for rejecting them?
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>>37916176
Does no one respond because they know this is the thruth?
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>>37916300
so it is the truth! fuck all of you ugly bastards.
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what a pathetic board.
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*blocks your patriarchal path*
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>>37916154
Punch them and leave laughing because I'm a third world monkey so I tell them to check their privilege which will cause a chain reaction making them all explode.
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>>37916154
hahaha look at those people
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Beg pardon, I was on my way to a Sylvia Plath bookreading and I would hate to miss any of it.
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Are there other dudes like Jordan Peterson on Youtube can give really interesting advice and explain to you how to handle life ?
Or if none, what are his best vids?
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>>37916122
Jordan peterson only got big when he "stood up" to sjw's I found his channel when it only had a few thousand subs, mostly his students commenting.
kinda strange how these things manifest
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>>37916122
>Jordan Peterson
>"really interesting advice"
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>>37916258
>implying he isn't giving good insights on how to live your life
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I JUST WANT A GF TO POUND MERCILESSLY EVERY DAY
22 AND STILL A FUCKING VIRGIN, TWENTY FUCKING TWO, ALMOST TEN YEARS OF SEXUAL MATURITY AND I HAVEN'T EVEN HAD A KISS JESUS CHRIST
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22 the time has come anon
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>>37916175
Shut up.
Don't do it anon, I'll be sad
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>>37916106
Go outside, go to a bar, talk to girls and stop shitting up this board with your pathetic petty problems.
Is it safe to watch anime? I'm feeling drawn to it lately. Will it ruin me?
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>>37916097
Pretty sure you're already ruined anyway m80
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No, but it probably won't help you either.
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>>37916097
Watch Serial Experiments Lain and get comfy in your NEETcave with a cup of tea or a beer.
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Holy shit my bodies literally decaying into nothing
and having panic attacks in my dreams and when i wake up
why didnt you just push me to the point of suicide before ayafucking asshole i hate you
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Remu...
I shouldn't say anything too personal out here in the open, but I hope your plans are coming along well. That might be the only way for you to be happy, and your physical health can be worked on while you're at it.
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>>37916149
i hate eeeeveryone including aya
i dont care if i made everyone hate him
i wish he wouldve told me to just die directly instead of making me think of him all the time
how am i supposed to forget eeven when oneechan is around i start crying when i think of aya
i hate aya why didnt he just make me kill myself instead of making me think i had a chance wihth him
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>>37916209
Don't hate me!
Online communication is nice, but it doesn't offer as much intimacy as being physically together. I think you'll feel a lot better whenever she can actually hold you.
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Why niggers don't shoot black sperm?
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>>37916066
Why don't oreos have black filling?
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>>37916066
Haha small black dick
Oregano post
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>>37916114
That dick is actually small IRL. It's just looks big coz the dude's a midget
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>drinking vodka alone & crying again
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>>37916057
>drinking captain and beeing depressive again
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>Being sober and not crying again
Life is good. Ya'll fags need some serotonin.
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>>37916057
dead eyes desuuuuuuuuuuu origi
Alright boys it has been a great day today. More than 10 threads have been destroyed so far. See here for a complete list https://pastebin.com/rHHqU6Wd
Congratulations
Also a reminder to join the discord so we can regroup and attack again in the future. This wont last without proper communication
https://discord[dott]gg/rySwEVp
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>>37915631
potential raid
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originally bump desu
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Bumping bampping
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*blocks your path*
What do you do, robots?
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>>37916022
>Libcuck
Lmao mad us based Kekistanis have stolen the narrative? Where my fashy bros at?
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>>37916022
"Happy holidays, sir"
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>>37916063
Ayyo you fash man? Fash reporting in from good old USA
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Who else here is a fat fuck and doesnt care anymore?
approaching 240lbs here.
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>>37916018
tfw 260
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>>37916018
being fat is a meme
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Is not that you don't care anymore, is that no one cares about you anymore.
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Who /selfharm/ tonight?
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>>37915980
I got into a fight with a tree and stole a tree I feel over.
Other then that I do not cut any more.
Also that picture is a great way to almost never have your tendons again.
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>>37916025
>I got into a fight with a tree and stole a tree I feel over.
What.
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>>37915980
isn't selfharm pathetic and only something sissy girls do?
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why do girls never approach me even though i'm such a fabulous cute guy?
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>>37915935
Your internet provider tells everyone you browse r9k
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>>37915935
youre creepy as fuck and have no fuckin idea.
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Are you Chad? That's why.
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>/r9k/ in 2008
The de-facto "smart" board of 4chan. Self-moderated. Threads would stay up for days. A number of resident personalities known for the quality of their posts. Shunned low-effort shitposts. Population mostly consisted of people who wanted to get away from the recycled boring content of /b/. Putting effort in your posts was rewarded
>/r9k/ in 2016
Crawling with teenagers. ABSOLUTELY Crawling with teenagers. Known as board full of cringey virgins and not much else. Prides itself on its 'dank memes'. Same threads are reposted every day. Used by horny idiots to ERP. Full of highschool drama. Essentially unrecognizable from its former self.
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>>37915924
>The de-facto "smart" board of 4chan.
No. God no.
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>>37915924
the feels are terrible anon
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>>37915924
>US in 1957
No commies allowed, any communists will be arrested
>US in 2017
Crawling with communists. ABSOLUTELY Crawling with communists, pride themselves on "dank communist memes" every faggy left wing group uses direct quotes from the Communist Manifesto
McCarthy did nothing wrong, one communist in a school faculty is one communist too many