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>>37921337
never
originaal
....

>>37921337
Only if you feel like you should. Don't apologize out of a sense of necessity, apologize because you genuinely feel remorseful for whatever you did. If you don't, even if it's necessary, then it's a pointless and fake gesture.

>>37921337
We can't help you if you don't give us any information.

RVB died in the Ariana attack

didn't you know....

>>37921353
Not true he made a video proving it

>>37921329
What video is that one? I can't seem to find it. Did he take it down?

>start thread without an epic frog picture
>get no replies
I get it now.

>>37921310
Lack of sleep can cause permanent brain damage.

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Why didn't you sleep OP? sleeping's healthy ^.^

Last November originally

Last November originalIy

Last November originaIly

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>>37921290
Do dead girls count?

I'm not completely blind but I am blind in one eye rip

>>37921535
How did that happpen?

>>37921283
Take anyone, any amount of times, if you don't take up the offer no matter what you'll regret it. If you're not turbo-tard desperate yet, you will be soon.

really depends on how desperate you are.
Personally, i would prefer a virgin unless they are like fairly hot and/or fairly cool person

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>>37921459
I need more than that

If the count is more than 3 im going to know shes relationship deficient and im not looking for a couple fucks and a breakup

Yeah im desperate but im not fucking retarded

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>go on Omegle video chat
>random stranger, some 12 year old girl
>she writes "let's have sex"
n-nice try fbi...

>tfw when too nervous to try video chat.

>>37922408
dont worry robot everyone blackboxes and skips each other automatically anyways

at the most around 8-9, at the least around 4-6

i'm trying to watch my hours because i want to get /fit/ and losing sleep apparently fucks with gains, but sometimes i'll get caught up in games or skulking omegle for naked grills and don't get enough hours in

during wageslave days i get 6 + plus a 90 minute nap after work. 10 hours on weekends.

>>37921271
LAHMAO WAKEKEKOLD

Bite that motherfucker off.

>*jumps mid-air and spins with a double-action roundhouse kick to the head
>*teleports behind him before he falls*
>*while still in mid-air I karate chop him killing every single brain cell in his head*
>*cum in his mouth*

>>37921195
It depends of how easy, well-paying, reliable and rare job it is. Am I a college professor or a Starbucks clerk?

OP here. Bump

Never . I'mm not a faggot

Right now. I was being a faggot.

5'6 because taller is awkward and 5 inch because bigger hurts

>>37921089
>5 inch because bigger hurts
>knowing

WHORE

4'11" because taller is awkward and 3 inch bc bigger hurts

>>37921014
>ywn have a femboy online boyfriend who doesn't cheat and isn't a slut
actually you will and its me btw

>>37921293
I'm not OP but I mean
I'd take you

>>37921293
Alright what's your contact info

>>37921316
Why are you trying to cuck me

watch outf or THe fuckin hgobblins bro i swear tgo god they fuckin come rfEvery fuckin tuime

>>37921001
How much of a faggot are you?

>took 900mg my first time

Get ready to forget your name and to become a purely ephemeral being though. It's nice being able to leave your body for awhile. Don't forget to turn out the lights and listen to relaxing music either.

>>37921135
it is also my first time i feel really dizzy

>>37920998
This is what happen when you target the internet to an audience of mobile user. They ruin it for everybody else. But the companies make profit out of your data so they don't care about it unless it stop selling. Fuck this gay earth.

>>37921050
The fuck you on about? What companies? Elaborate. Explain. Illuminate.

>>37921117
When you go on a website or a search engine. The companies who make any kind of product (in this case search engine and webpage development) the website send your user data to it server and suggest you recommendations. Some of these companies were caught selling data user (Such as Google and Apple). The thing is that everything which is posted on the internet cannot be completely deleted and it is archived somewhere. And what we see is people using social network, application and the same people are posting everything personal on the internet without actually thinking the consequence of what it does.

As for the part of targeting to an average common audience. The people infiltrate communities and change them. Which explain why the post quality around here changed and degraded itself over the past year. The other possibility is that a certain group might have been paid to shitpost and that these people wanted to convince the whole board to adopt certain behavior (Which would explain why we got /soc/ tier thread and trap thread everyday). Unless someone do something about it. The quality of this board will not go back to it former state. Which might explain why the content got broader and repetitive.

>>37920986
wahd is mahsushi some kinda shampoo

>>37921003
yes. you're very clever

>>37920986
Natsume Yuujinchou. Highly recommended.