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>>37923303
lel are u a virgie?

>>37923303
Literally just be yourself bro. Not even kidding.

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>>37923330
no but only because of tinder

but it's shit for doing anything but dicking sluts that aren't worth anything more than their hole

>>37923345
I DON'T HAVE ANYWHERE TO BE MYSELF OR HAVE ANYONE TO BE MYSELF WITH

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>>37923259
https://youtu.be/WpWvlnMqLXc
Shut up and enjoy the music.

who are you
no I won't
no I don't
that's just like your opinion man

>>37923350

>I like depressed girls singing upbeat songs

Pity Sex - Dandelion
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CW_HR-SQzMw

Eerie Summer - Never Good Enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xR00sgoHg0

>>37923258
abs don't change the fact you have an ugly 4/10 face

Source: i have abs and im 6"4

>>37923258
6'3
180 lbs
5% bodyfat
8 + inch dick

>>37923258

>6'1''
>130 lbs
>little to no muscle
>gangly as fuck
>have gf for 2 years

You don't have to be fit as long as you find the right girl

inb4 just be yourself

>>37923241
Glad I don't live in a shithole like the US where women are so brainwashed and disconnected that they even consider "revoking consent" just to fuck your life over.

Because it is rape?

Women don't become objects once they agree to have sex with you. It's perfectly legitimate for a woman to want to stop. And if you don't stop when told, you're a rapist. Plain and simple.

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Glad I'm not normal enough to have to worry about any of this. Just get to sit back and watch the shit-show unfold.

>>37923239
Describe it. Is it a hard painless lump?

See a doctor. The prognosis on testicular cancer is pretty good if you get treatment. It would be a stupid thing to die of. Don't try to self diagnose. Don't listen to a bunch of laymen in this thread. Just go to a doctor and find out for sure.

As others have said, go see a doctor.

I occasionally get a recurring condition called epididymitis, which is, somewhat predictably, an inflammation of the epididymis. Sometimes it's painful, but usually it just manifests as a handful of small but hard lumps running the course of my epididymis, along the backside of my left testicle.

>>37923171
can someone post the vid from this screenshot?

>>37923355
bampuing for this

penis penis penis

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>>37923171
What universe is this?

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>age
25
>sex
Boy ( Male)
>virgin status
Virgin
>religion
None
>MBTI
INFP I think
>number of friends
4
>number of female friends
1
>last social thing you did
Hung out at a sports bar. Not really my thing but I was with good company
>how it went
Went alright
>job
Tech at a company
>like/hate job and why
Like cause I get to dick around and I'm just coasting while I finish school
>hobbies
Reading fiction, messing with tech and other hobbyist stuff. I used to play games but not much anymore although I want to get back in them. Same with anime
>future plans
Finish school and get my degree
>political views
LibSoc
>hopes
Just find a nice girl who I can talk to and make cool software

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>>37923078
>age
18
>sex
Dude
>virgin status
Of course
>religion
Agnostic, been thinking about Christianity lately
>MBTI
INTJ
>number of friends
3
>number of female friends
0
>last social thing you did
Kentucky Derby party
>how it went
It was fun, saw some old friends and it was pretty laid back thankfully.
>job
Searching
>like/hate job and why
See above
>hobbies
Gaming, Anime, Music, Guitar, 4chan, Film
>future plans
Go to college and get a computer science degree
>political views
Right-leaning libertarian
>hopes
Get a gf
Be more happy
Have a job I like

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>age
23, almost 24.
>sex
Male.
>virgin status
Lost my virginity to a married Muslim woman shortly before my twentieth birthday.
>religion
Lifelong atheist, mommy and daddy let me and my sister make up our own minds.
>MBTI
INTP.
>number of friends
Two close friends and a handful of more casual buddies.
>number of female friends
Probably seven or eight, but most of them live in other countries.
>last social thing you did
Went to hookah with my ex-boss last night.
>how it went
It was fun. We go every few weeks to smoke and play chess.
>job
STEM student and freelance writer. I cover political and litigation-related topics for a legal website.
>like/hate job and why
I wouldn't say I like it, but I don't mind it. I learn lots about current events, as well as the law. My content control contact / editor is a former lawyer and is very friendly and accommodating.
>hobbies
Traveling, motorcycles, reading, writing, learning languages. Been to a few dozen countries over the last couple years and am going on a six-month trip starting Monday. Adios, 4chan.
>future plans
Graduating late due to traveling too much. Want to finish my BSc and BA, do the Peace Corps for two years, and get an MS or MA in tandem. Take a break for a year, motorcycle from the USA to Argentina, sell bike, and hopefully get into a PhD program.
>political views
Filthy socialist.
>hopes
Not really sure where I see myself in ten years, to be honest. I'd like to eventually get a PhD and try to publish a couple of historical fiction books and short story collections. I think I'm a decent writer but I'm pretty afraid of rejection, which has held me back from ever really trying.

Hopefully gonna marry a QT brown girl who's ambitious and smart and will encourage me to do my best in life and vice versa.

Pic related is me in Ecuador, was there for a couple weeks in May.

Inb4 normie reeee what are you doing here get out reeeeeee

Been on 4chan too long to leave, TBQH.

i think it'd be fun to be a nigger on the weekend or something. but otherwise i'd rather be a normie

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>>37923053
Im already both so this is a dumb question. Can I be white instead

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Why to choose two concepts that are 180 degrees diametrically opposed.

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>>37923015
>friendships that might lead to something more

You don't become "friends" with women. They're incapable of understanding camaraderie on any meaningful level, and you're probably not chad enough to have been of anything more than financial use to them.

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>>37923056
This is why most of y'all dont have gfs. You dont think of the girl as a person

>>37923056
This.

Either she is DTF or don't talk to her at all.

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I just sit at my apartment in my room and masturbate.

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>>37922989

Monitoring thread. Post rare eggman's.

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>>37922989
He's only getting pussy because he's chilling with ice. Chances of putting pussy rise by at least 40% whether you are robot or Chad!

>>37922881

fuck a girl for the love of god

>>37922881
Stop giving a fuck about women simply. You can always fap to something.

>>37922900
Ignore the dub fag. Women are a meme, and to stop being attached to them you must understand that any form of attraction to a woman in purely a natural human instinct in your brain telling you that you must reproduce, and tries to actively take steps so the action of reproduction is achieved. Remind yourself that women are liars, they cheat and deceive to fit their own desires and couldn't care less about an actual partner who will care for them as long as they aren't perfectly happy either everything on this plane of existence. Use rational thought, for example: When you think of a female, tell yourself "What are the odds, really, that she and I will be in a loving relationship forever?" It's most likely a number so close to zero it might as well be. One thing I like to keep in mind is that a relationship with a boyfriend/girlfriend will either end in breakup or marriage, and you can guess which is more likely.

Report to upay

>>37923196
uPlay actually makes this really hard!!!

I don't understand
You want to report him because he's playing that game?

Running/cardio is a terrible way to lose weight, tbqh.

>>37922871
No, you are just lazy

Originali

yes, but it's not

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adin uei dy iltst

>>37922842
OP, is that OC? I like it a lot, and have yet to see it. If OC, good work famalam.

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>>37923190
it's from /biz/ earlier

>>37922798
The grifter.
> nuff said . thread closed

>>37922847
>the grifter
>real

>>37922912
hey man people died because of that. don't start shit