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Would it be wrong to make cookies with your breast milk and feed it to the boy you like?
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>>37925424
Boys don't like single mothers.
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Yes. You don't put milk in cookies. It would ruin the consistency you dumb bitch.
However, I think it would be a great idea to bake a cake with your breast milk and feed it to the boy you like. I hope you don't mind if I steal this idea.
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>>37925424
>not making them with your blood
milk is for literal babies
blood is for true soul bonding
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>you will never sing and dance with them
>ywn be a school idol
>ywn go to the mall with Chika, You and Riko to buy matching scarves together
>ywn make cute costumes with Hanamaru
>ywn never harvest sweet potatoes by the ocean with Yoshino and Hanamaru, then roast them over a fire as the sun sets
HOW CAN REAL LIFE EVEN FUCKING COMPARE
GOD PLEASE
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>tfw my ex-girlfriend said I'm like Riko
[8/5/2016 9:17:03 AM] Ex-girlfriend: yeah actually you are Riko
[8/5/2016 9:17:16 AM] Ex-girlfriend: I can't think of any other anime girl more fitting
[8/5/2016 9:17:39 AM] Ex-girlfriend: you're the pure mild mannered soft spoken airhead
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>ywn feed wooby candy then give her patpats
>ywn teach Hanamaru how to use a computer
>ywn be put under kanan's harsh "training" schedule, before collapsing exhausted on the sandy beach and looking up at the clear, starry sky over Uchiura
>ywn be groped by Mari while she exclaims "AWHHHH, BERREH BIGGU"
why go on honestly
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>ywn dopic related
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What would happen to the neets huh?
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>>37925379
Would actually be nice to be honest. I'm searching for a small job right now but you have to wade through so much fucking bullshit only to get 200 euro per month or so, its fucking annoying.
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>>37925379
That would be the best thing that could happen to them and I do know many which actually dream about an authoritarian state just so it will make them be productive. I guess robots can only grow to parents which never made them to stuff. Kids and youngsters need a hard lead, otherwise 4chins happens.
All those robots would become productive members of society and live a fullfilled and happy normie life.
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>they force you to get job in poland or you lose health insurance
>there is no job in poland
>social pressure to not be a neet still exist
REEEEEEEEEEE
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Is there anything more rapeable than a mentally ill /cgl/ girl who thinks she's better than anons for no other reason than the fact she dresses up like a whore?
If any of you fembots cosplay, then be warned that cosplay is the number 2 indicator of mental illness (number 1 being having a fetlife profile).
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>>37925278
You have never been to /cgl/.
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>dresses up like a whore
/cgl/ is obsessed with lolita, which is like the opposite of that.
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>>37926556
The opposite is dressing in not revealing, plain clothes, not the flashiest shit you can find on aliexpress
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>black
>4 inch penis
>live in black neighborhood surrounded by niggers
>manlet
>cant fix cars
>cant trade stocks or save money
>shit job
>losing hair
>big ears
>dont know how to do laundry
>anime addiction
>i watch riced, beaned, and bleached porn
Tell me a tale worse than this
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Enough about your tiny dick, that pic is fucking hot.
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>>37925211
How are you not getting laid? Exploit the bbc meme
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how do you not know how do do laundry??? it's so simple
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>go into supermarket
>get cart full of items
>get cashier to scan them
>wqhen asked to pay, say i forgot my wallet and leave
get fucked loosers i cannot be stopped,
Who is /DEVILISH/ today anons?
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>>37925205
>Next door keeps having loud music
>keep ordering pizzas, taxis and hookers to his house
thatll teach you to disturb my NEET-naps
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>live
DEVILISH
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>>37925205
>cashier tells me to have a nice day
>slaughter their family for telling me what to do
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>in my room trying to sleep
>sister's friend knocks on door and asks if i want company
>tell her no
this just happened
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why did you say no
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>>37925204
you dodged a bullet anon. you did good. don't let the roasties get to you ever.
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>>37925229
Because he was trying to sleep
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Don't you just wanna be loved?
Why not just a bf?
Are women even capable of love anymore?
They're so mean to you.
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>>37925165
Gays are even worst
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Pretty homophobic OP, homosexuality isn't a choice.
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Yes
It doesn't change anything though
Not a thing at all
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Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as some old nigger!
Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if
Okie doke!
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>>37925161
Is this the HS dropouts act smarter than a harvard grad thread?
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>>37925161
If if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if if
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UHHHUHUHUHU AHAHAHAHA HAUAH AHU AHAU
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When you're white you don't know what it's like to be living in a ghetto. You don't know what it's like to be poor. You don't know what it's like to be hassled when you walk down the street or you get dragged out of a car.
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>>37925160
Being white in an actual bad ghetto is more:
>Cops constantly think you looking to score drugs
>Every dope boy on the block tries to sell you drugs
>Every ho you run into at the liquor store tries to get you to buy their time
>Lightskin black people are really aggressive with you
>Dark skin black people usually pretend you don't exist
T. White guy from one of the worst cities in California.
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>white people can't live in the ghetto
>white people can't be poor
>white people don't get hassled in the ghetto for being white
??????
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And why's that, Bernie?
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>wake up
>see this
How do you react to this strange turn of events?
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>>37925149
ask him to clean my apartment
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>who the fuck are you
>umm ok
>do you want some tea? something to eat?
>you can stay for tonight, don't do anything weird ok
>y-you can sleep in my bed if you want, but if you do anything you shouldn't I'm kicking your ass
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>>37925170
>>you can stay for tonight, don't do anything weird ok
>>y-you can sleep in my bed if you want
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>live with 5 roommates, 3 of them female
>decide to have a fap at 2am
>everyone is asleep
>watching some shit bukkake creampie gangbang etc.
>have my over ear headphones plugged in
>speakers are plugged in too
>computer is set to play though both when they're both plugged in
>have 2 hour long fap session with porn playing through speakers and headphones simotaniously
>don't notice until now
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LMFAO
who cares everyone watches porn
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>fapping for two hours
How
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>>37925063
>live with 5 roommates
why not just rent a comfy studio flat? after house sharing for 2 years it is heaven.
>go to sleep at 5 am every day and wake up at 3pm
>decide to go to sleep early
>fall asleep at 11 PM
>wake up in the middle of the night
>try to fall asleep but just say fuck it after laying in bed for an hour
I JUST WANT A NORMAL SLEEP SCHEDULE WHY IS IT SO HARD REEEE
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Idk man I have given up.
It's 4:30 and I gotta be up at 7. Fuck sleep I guess.
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>>37925046
Damn that sucks my dude, i also had to wake up at 7 am during university last semester with 3 hours of sleep. I have tried everything i really dont understand what to do, taking sleeping drugs seems like a bad idea though.
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>>37925033
This is me any time I'm not in school or don't have a job. I don't really care, I like the peacefulness of being left alone at night.
Fembots live far worse lives than male robots. Imagine being unattractive when women are expected to look good. Imagine not being charming when women are expected to be charming. Imagine being asocial when women are expected to be social. Imagine not being able to open up when women are known for their openness in displaying feelings and their emotional intelligence. Imagine the relationship with other women, having to deal with their capriciousness, subtleties, back-handedness, lies, jealousies, and cruelty; women are the worst bullies. Imagine men only wanting you for sex, to live off you, or out of desperation (looking at you robots).
You'll try to deny all this for the sake of your fragile egos, but you are a naive little cock if you think being a woman is easier. You wouldn't last a week in her shoes.
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>>37925014
Ugly women have it easy in dating, what are you on about. Men have low as fuck standards and will fuck/date anything that moves.
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at least men want something from you
no one denigrates women for being failures. yet "man up" exists
shy men are ALWAYS outcast, no one approaches them. atleast people approach women like that.
look up the successful suicide rates you dumbass roastie
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gonna monitor this thread
good bait
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>So what kind of music do you listen to anon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iwZp-j170Y
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>>37924995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jgdUo-S-JpA
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>>37924995
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01wQa0ctK-Y
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fuck you op, i now must know what pokemon cards he has in his background so i am going to search for as much cwc material as i can
good god my life has dipped in quality.