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>>37925986
Do away with chang then immedoately breed her to implant my dominance and erase the memories of the low T asian man

Establish myself as alpha male and sole provider.
Bring them food and help them build shelter
Encourage them to breed and see to it happening.
Naturally I get to have their daughters and take them at a very young age.
Enjoy fresh preteen pussy and live like a cavemen happily

>>37925986
disappear the chinaman and rape+impregnate the female.

>>37925958
Cmon man you fell for the gay shills. Honestly all these gaybots need to go back to lgbt

>>37926030
It's part of their ulterior motive to turn everybody gay so their not such KV faggots.
Fuck I wish they'd fuck off, and now you're one of them.

Saged

>>37926047
As if I'd fuck a gaybot lmao

In the early 2000s.

>>37925979
But someone born in the early 2000s wouldn't remember the early 2000s

>>37925947
The mid-late nineties.

Sounds like you're just ugly/a manlet.

the solution is right in front of you. stop being a nice guy

btw don't ever first date at the movies.

>>37925944
Average looks, however I have blue eyes so I'm probably slightly above average in looks
5'10"

31 year old wizard here.

I have a cold I'm trying to get rid of before I travel this upcoming Friday. Praying I don't have to travel sick, I hate that.

Any way to get rid of a cold faster? I've had it for 5 days so far, doesn't seem to be letting up.

>>37925912
>What the fuck am I doing with my life.
Try learning a new language, at whatever pace you want. It's really comfy. There are great apps now to help. I'm learning Spanish because I'm a stranger in my own country.

Ah yes, cwc wiki. A domain of evil it is.

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>>37925912
depressed ausfag here
>26
>daughter arriving 2nd sep
>freelance job never sends me work anymore
>can't find a new job
>did meme degree in journalism
>gf has to work casual job for income, they don't give her many shifts either
>might need to get on neetbux
>want to move back to fnq and get out of melb
>ree

i made a comfy ausfag meme though

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>>37925909
yes. she was a stacy that ended up dating one of my friends that was a normie and broke up with him. then rejected my other friend which made him depressed so we never saw him again. two of the dudes from my group knew to stay away from the beginning as did I. we never even introduced ourselves and when she was around we'd either split up or just stay quiet.

>>37925909
Yeah, she cheated on my friend and also her nickname was saggy tits

No I never had a group of friends, normalfag.

Typical experience. It's why the "lifting for girls" advice is shitty.

>>37925866
Gunna begin lifting for myself anon.

any ideas to start off i have crippling motivation issues when it comes to gym

>>37925866
>go to /fit/
>half the people keep trying to get me to give money to the gym owner jew
>the other half are airheads and say things like "I want to become aesthetic"

Help us become millionaires, senpai.

Throw a couple bucks my way.

You can wipe your ass with a couple thousand, you know you can spare it.

if you're so damn rich, then buy yourself some pussy ya fag
if you wanna lose your virginity, then it's plenty easy

>pain in either lungs or heart, can't tell which, both would make sense because of stimulant abuse and frequent smoking
I'm trying to quit both tho
So far all I do is drink a lot

Lungletism sucks
>tfw every time you go swimming you can feel the increased pressure on your lungs in a way you never could before you started smoking

that's nothing anon, you should try heroin.

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>>37925848
>smoke weed everyday for years
>feel pain when I inhale deeply

W-weed cures cancer right?

>>37925790
Of course you didn't cum your first time, I didn't till my 4th. In this day and age that would be weird anyway.

>slapping her ass
>not sticking s finger up her bum hole
>not going home and smelling finger
>while fapping
>not cumming at home in comfy chair
You gotta lot to learn, kid.
But you're on the right track.

>>37925790
You made it, anon. Good luck.

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>leaving this board meme

I lost my virginity back in like 2011

And I've been here ever since b4 then, you know in the past it wasn't weird to be a normalfag here

You might as well leave, this board sucks compared to back then

don't worry anon, just practise on your husband when you get to it

Sex toys. Buy a dildo and suck on it for three hours a day.

>>37925621

Just get good at eating bananas in one bite.

>>37925589
>>She still complains about how he's not a decent husband

Why do you assume that he is?

Save that poor bastard and tell him to divorce her.

He'll have an easier time in court if he's the one who initiates it.

>>37925607
I visit them every now and then to see the girls.

Look, he's not the best husband but while she fucking posts on Facebook about her life he's working his fucking ass off to support her. She's completely ungrateful and is addicting to bad boys. She's not a woman to settle down but she pretends she is. This is the problem with whores - they don't just stop being whores once they have kids.

>>37925550
>easy mode living
Absolutely lad, absolutely.

I'm INFP so yeah.

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>>37925550
I mean being a moderately attractive girl is basically easy mode life. The drawbacks of course being periods and potential pregnancy. Think about it though, if you're like a 7/10 girl literally all you have to do to secure yourself financially is find a fairly well off guy, and get him to marry you. Then you become a housewife, cook, clean occasionally, keep an eye on the kids, and play vidya. That's a hell of a lot fucking easier than being a breadwinner and having to carve a place out in the world by climbing your way over everyone else.

Feminists are legitimately fucking retarded. They're throwing away their biological cheat code to compete against the other gender in fields that gender is typically better suited to. And that's not even counting how much more ambitious men are on average.

TL;DR: I don't wish I was, but I get the desire.

>>37925440
Spin it between your fingers and feel the subtle friction that the ball bearings make as they spin.

When you have a nail biting/finger picking habit during conversatiojs, it really helps. I enjoy it more when I let it spin between my index and my thumb.

>>37925440
You don't watch it spin. You feel it in your hand as you do something productive like studying.

I wanna sleep but I have to be up in a couple of hours so I say fuck it.
I hate how slow 4chan is at this hours. /r9k/ is passable but most boards are completely dead. More people should practice not sleeping.

>>37925451
My sleeping schedule is messed up but I want to sleep but I can't because of the pain in my shoulder/arm. You should sleep for a couple hours atleast, you'll regret not doing it.

>>37925435
I can't sleep. I gotta mow my grandpas lawn tommmorow. I have anxiety and i'm lonely atm