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Terry Davis

>wrote his own fucking compiler
>created an operating system for communicating with God
>strong masculine genetics
>kills cia niggers on his free time
>install gentoo

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>anon
>iq of undetermined
>struggles in basic social situations
>is addicted to online porn
>failing out of uni
>a whopping 5'8
>middle school tier physique
>literal 5/10 aryan
>has never had a gf

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>>37929152
>/pol/-ster
>IQ 97
>Shitpost on /pol/
>Shitpost on /r9k/
>5 inch penis
>Likes Anime
>Complains women doesn't like him
>Has 12,000 karma points from leddit.

>>37929131
>you will never be a stock-trading neet making millions a day.

>>37929131
Neither, but for different reasons.

Depends on the NEET and where they get their income

painful and tiresom

>>37929027
like your hand but worse

vaginas are actually flat, there's no "inside"

>>37928998
Play along until they hand me a gun with live ammo then shoot myself.

report them for terrorism

Go with them, I never turn down an opportunity to go shooting. Plus I can show off my extensive collection of Slavshit and feel good inside.

The best part about these posts is that behind the screen is an absolute shit-stain of a human being, most likely half-naked, with a half-eaten plate of chicken tendies sitting on their right (and relatively fat) thigh as their computer desk is absolutely fucking cluttered with disgusting trash from their last box of Little Debbie Fudge Rounds.

He's sitting there this Saturday morning/early afternoon in total darkness without the light of the sun (the thing that inadvertently helped create life that would one day bring his sorry ass into being) shining on him, as he screeches in absolute disgust upon seeing even the smallest ray near his feet.

He's been shit posting all morning, his Mom going to work instead of him because, since he's a robot, he's incapable of doing anything for himself. He's too busy grinding on WoW to attend any family holidays, but god forbid he lift a finger to help himself wipe his own ass.

Today, another Saturday, the NEET attempts to try and shit post as usual, but is again thwarted by another "wagecuck", a person who is off for the weekend to enjoy himself. Friends, games to play, and activities to enjoy.

>tfw you realize that someday, Neetiebuccaroo's won't be a thing anymore

>tfw you realize a cardboard box is your new home
> TFW YOU GOTTA USE STARBUCKS INTERNEETS TO SHITPOST FROM NOW ON

>>37929149

>this ragie wagie wrote all that text.

yeah you sound totally unbothered and happy. i hope your manager doesn't know you talk like that.

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>>37928956
found this thought you might like it: (Please watch)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cCeeTfsm8bk&list=LLyPKpj7pFlO01u_-Ly2UkPg&t=120s&index=20 [Embed]

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my waifu is Barbara Palvin. you might not know her because she is not that popular.

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there is something for everyone in barbara. shes the best waifu.

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thought i'd bump my waifu thread

>tfw never had to experience any of that embarrassment because I dropped out of school
however I must deal with daily regret of leading my life this way and now I am afraid it might be too late to change things

>>37928929

>sit there
>get your diploma
>leave

pretty simple tbqh. It's not like they're forcing you to do work in groups where you are forced to sit on your own due to the fact that you lack friends, resulting in you doing your work in silence as the rest of the class talks and socializes, maybe even arranges parties to which you will never attend.

You've been through worse anoni.

>>37928929
Skipped all 3 of my college graduations, they're arbitrary.

I don't text anyone because I don't have anyone to text.

Yes. I also unironically use " xD"

>>37928883
Me? o.O
I use text ^_^ but only when I emoj :^) XD

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Cmon man

I'm a king degenerate, and even I don't feel comfortable just straight up having a "pedo general" on /r9k/.

>>37928857
and it's your cousin too. you are disgusting

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Do whatever you want niggu. I will always watch over you my son

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bringing some folk punk to the thread
https://youtu.be/v0dUnoecoZ0

>>37928843
Might as well make this borderline emo as well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF_WmeQMEyw

>>37928900

I see your punk and I raise you some folk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vedgTokXj04

Who the fuck is Ice Poseidon and why should I care?

>>37928837
who what when where?

Where does this guy get his confidence from?

>>37928809
Christianity is about turning the other cheek.
You're not following your religion if you're ready to fight.

>>37928809
>dumb roastie wants me to spend all my life savings to march across Europe to Antioch just so I can die for a Pope I've never cared for in my life.

This is exceedingly dumb. Also you do realize that pretty much all the Crusades except for like 3 of them were complete disasters? There is a reason Europeans decided to find an alternate route to Asia for spices. Its because they got their sorry asses handed to them.

Tip my fedora before slicing her in half with my katana folded over three trillion times throughout generations of the best Japanese bladesmiths

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>>37928774
See you in a few days, brobot.

>>37928774
I tried the same until I realized no matter how much I worked out it wouldn't fix my ugly face

gl OP

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>>37928774
> on the sidelines during game play
> manlets that need to stand on bench to get a view
These chads are probably 8th string walkon special teamers.

If you want a real white USC chad, try Brian Cushing

>>37928743
>sold my guitar
>sold my rare bluebird tennis racquet
>sold my dads $1500 watch he got from his boss after 20 years of work
>sold my ps2
>steals money from my room if she finds it
>uploads embarrassing photos and videos of me on normiebook
>constantly accuses me of being on drugs
>takes drugs
>expects to be rewarded for cleaning her own room
>crashed 3 cars and my parents still got her a 4th
>deleted all her family except me off social media so they wouldn't find out she is still with her abusive bf
>yells at me and accuses me of taking her things
>leaves used period pads on the bathroom windowsill or bench
>never flushes the toilet
>uses my razor
>wakes me up early am hours to ask where something is the night before work
>gets angry at me for cutting contact with her
>wont leave me alone before she goes to bed until I say I love her

>>37929052
have sex with her original

>>37929052
>>wont leave me alone before she goes to bed until I say I love her
Well she sounds pretty terrible but this one seemed really cute.

>>37928738
Why do you keep making these shitty ghosting threads

>>37928759
Not baiting I'm honest.

For friends it's because they are sick of you or they're too busy, or possibly autism. For girls it's because chad or other orbiters have taken her attention off of you.