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>the edgy kids in religion class who always try to argue with the teacher and condescendingly make fun of religion
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>>37929676
>tfw made the religion teacher cry because I said marriage was a stupid, discriminatory institution which only sheds light on exactly how fragile the relationship is.
That lady was nuts though. She cried like every other day and told us she hated us with a passion and that we ruin her life. We were in 5-7th grade.
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Religious dogma is mandated in your schools? What third-world shithole do you live in that people don't even have freedom of association?
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>>37929830
You'd be surprised how many "atheists" there are in Christian private schools.
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What is it about white """people""" that draws them to cuckoldry?
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>>37929631
stop throwing that word around and learn what it means you fucking idiot.
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>>37929650
What word? White?
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>>37929631
Fableaux
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>took me a year to lose 20lbs
>got depressed and gained it all back in 2 months
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>tfw lost fifty pounds in four months by eating 500-1,000 calories a day
>tfw now 154 lbs at 6'1"
>tfw still fat
>tfw mom, psychologist, psychiatrist, and general practitioner are all overreacting and telling me to stop, will probably force me to stop soon
>tfw time is quickly running out
>tfw STILL. FAT.
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>>37929675
>154 at 6'1
>154
>6'1
Are you fucking 65% BF
You are a fucking twig otherwise
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I wish I were you. When im depressed i can go a whole day with 500 cals (like today).
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>this girl with a desfigured face because an acid attack found a beta husband
HAHAHA
THIS GIRL WITH THAT UGLY FACE FOUND A BETA HUSBAND AND YOU WILL DIE A VIRGIN HAHAHA
GIRLS CANT BE ROBOTS
WHAT A TIME TO BE ALIVE
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>>37929577
>>GIRLS CANT BE ROBOTS
Anyone who isn't a retarded normo already knows this.
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>>37929577
would it not be a better idea to disfigure her tits ass and face then no one would go for her
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>tfw people on /r9k/ keep telling themselves that only attractiveness matters and that the only reason they don't have a gf is because of some miniscule flaw they've had for as long as they can remember
>tfw they have to justify the fact that ugly people find people to date all the damn time
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How are you feeling currently, right now, robots? You can express in anyway you want.
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I just wish I wasn't so fucking lazy, got off this fucking site/porn and actually did the things I want to do with my life. But today's just another day.
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Sex or porn between two consenting adults is perfectly fine, as long as there's nothing extreme, like death, involved. Even animals, to some extent, are ok in my book. Anything else beyond that is wrong.
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see the pictorial for the related feel
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What's on your filter list anon?
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>>37929544
Posting my filter would be dumb because then it would let people bypass it and thus make the filter moot and cause me to have to make more filters.
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>>37929621
just type it out then. its not like they are going to come in this thread to read it.
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Why would you filter the meme arrow?
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Wincest thread. Post stories and talk. Ever had sex with a relative? Would you like to have sex with a relative? Have you ever gotten close to sex (touching, flirting, etc.)? Let's talk.
I have a story, 100% true. You are free to be a cunt and not believe me.
Here it goes:
>live in 2nd world-tier country in Europe
>cousin, 4 years younger than me lives abroad
>moved when she was a kid
>comes here like every other summer
>grew up pretty fucking hot
>skinny, tall, pretty face, round ass, small tits, 8/10 (sort of looks like picrelated)
>neither of us feel like we're actually cousins because we don't really know each other properly and see each other rarely + she can't really speak my language properly
>2 summers ago she came here again, her parents have a house at the edge of my city, pretty nice
>go there to hang out, in her room because that's where all their bags are stored and I'm supposed to help move them downstairs because they want to unpack and give presents to everyone
>she steps out the room for a moment
>her laptop is on, chrome minimized
>click on chrome
>it's her tumblr blog with daddy stuff on it
>light bulb goes off in my autistic head (I love, love, love submissive girls)
>I was 22 at the time and she was 18, thought of her as a kid but suddenly realizing she's a filthy little slut into daddy porn
>this made me look at her differently
>all this going through my mind as she walks into the room and catches me redhanded
>literally stare at each other for what seemed like 5 minutes but was more like 20 seconds realistically speaking
>she marches towards the laptop, shuts it
>"a friend sent me a link, the fucking cow, i'm sorry"
Side note: I've been a KHV until the age of 19, attempted suicide and turned my life around shortly afterwards, have fucked multiple women (22 at the time of this green text) but my inner autism still sometimes shines through.
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>I remain silent instead of trying to escalate things
>she's blushing, which makes her even more attractive to me
>I know it was her fucking blog she was literally logged in kek
>we're all down stairs, unpacking gifts, she keeps looking at me then looks down, I look at her too from time to time
>shit's intense even though no one else has any idea what happened minutes earlier
>night ends, go home with my family
>laying in bed going through what happened over and over again, wondering if I'm looking into it too much, wondering if I'd actually want to fuck her, thinking about fucked up I am...all sorts of shit
>masturbate thinking of her
> fall asleep
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>>37929525
Fast forward a couple of weeks (nothing significant happened in the meantime, just awkwardness and no alone time with her) she and her family are at my place
>saturday, they want to take a little trip to this hill nearby (it was summer) have a barbecue and whatnot
>she's pale as fuck btw, hates the outdoors and the sun, typical special snowflake tumblrina daddy porn chick
>I was already ready to go with them but when I realized there's no way they talk her into going and that she was gonna stay at our place and "just be online" I said I'll stay and keep her company
>everyone is relieved
>they leave
>awkward as fuck in the beginning
>don't want to spill spaghetti and have an idea
>alcohol.jpg
>get some vodka out of my room and offer
>we both drink a bit
>not enough to get tipsy, but just enough to calm my nerves down
>no idea how to escalate things or discuss the elephant in the room
>going every fucking PUA thing i've ever read in my head, thinking about what to do while trying to remain calm on the outside
>she seems more relaxed now, still slightly awkward
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>we talk in english the entire time btw because she doesn't speak my language
>"i liked your blog"
>somehow manage to get these words out, probably thanks to the vodka
>"lol it's not my blog but OMG I'm so glad you mentioned that, I wanted to fucking kill my friend for sending over that shit"
>bitch just refuses to believe I actually saw she was logged in tumblr and that it was indeed her blog
>"I know it's your blog, saw you were logged in"
>no idea why I didn't say anything else, starting to sweat like a madman even though I'm a skinnyfag, butterflies in stomach, all that shit
>she just stares at me with mouth half open and starts to blush
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One of the biggest problems with frogposters is how skewed their perception is.
They think that redditors = normies, and they think that any lucky idiot who managed to have pity sex from a fat chick is Chad Turbocock.
They also don't believe in cyborgs, people who are too autistic to dress like and function with normal people - but aren't autistic enough to sit around all day posting frogs. They think that Juggalos and metalheads are Normies and Chads and Staceys.
Finally frogposters are fake robots. They go against everything the board was meant to be what it was in the beginning. They just want to post the same things over and over again.
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>frogposter
fuck off normie.
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Why do normies and woman want to fit in here so badly?
Fuck off already.
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>>37929604
>normie
back to redddit, try hard roleplayer
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does anyone else find the concept of being reincarnated disturbing? if you have unlimited lives you're bound to go through some really fucked up like getting raped with a sword or getting decapitated
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I think about this all the time. I know if I was reincarnated I probably wouldn't have memory of my past lives but the thought of being someone else scares me so badly
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>>37929439
It'd be pretty nice to be reincarnated as an ant and sat on by some qt3.14 thicc girl...
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Good thing then reincarnation is just a fairy tale. When you die your consciousness simply ceases to exist.
>haven't smoked weed in about a month
I just want to get fucking high.
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>>37929412
get high on life my friend.
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It'll happen man, you just have to be patient and actively looking for it. Best of luck in your search for dank !
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>>37929427
Weed has gotten me higher on life than it has on weed.
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It is now technically feasible to reproduce without the aid of males (or, for that matter, females) and to produce only females. We must begin immediately to do so. Retaining the mail has not even the dubious purpose of reproduction. The male is a biological accident: the Y (male) gene is an incomplete X (female) gene, that is, it has an incomplete set of chromosomes. In other words, the male is an incomplete female, a walking abortion, aborted at the gene stage. To be male is to be deficient, emotionally limited; maleness is a deficiency disease and males are emotional cripples.
The male is completely egocentric, trapped inside himself, incapable of empathizing or identifying with others, or love, friendship, affection of tenderness. He is a completely isolated unit, incapable of rapport with anyone. His responses are entirely visceral, not cerebral; his intelligence is a mere tool in the services of his drives and needs; he is incapable of mental passion, mental interaction; he can't relate to anything other than his own physical sensations. He is a half-dead, unresponsive lump, incapable of giving or receiving pleasure or happiness;
consequently, he is at best an utter bore, an inoffensive blob, since only those capable of absorption in others can be charming. He is trapped in a twilight zone halfway between humans and apes, and is far worse off than the apes because, unlike the apes, he is capable of a l arge array of negative feelings - hate, jealousy, contempt, disgust, guilt, shame, doubt - and moreover, he is aware of what he is and what he isn't.
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>>37929339
I really wish I was born with two x chromosomes. I hate being male.
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>>37929339
You can kick a sample out of them then steal it for reproducing
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Pic very orogenol
I started lifting yesterday and I got a GF immediately
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I lift 250 lbs a day but I don't have a GF. Explain that!
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Who do you honestly think women would rather date? Those ugly guys on the left or the cute skinny guys on the right? Can the "just lift bro" meme finally die?
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>>37929337
The guy on the bottom left would probably be good looking if he'd have no haor at all.
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>tfw i havent cut my hair in 8 months and i look like a retard
in how many months i can get the hair of the pic?
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>>37929258
1.5 years total
10 more months for you to go...
the key to getting long hair though is not to care of obsess about how fast it's growing.
just don't fucking cut it ever.
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>>37929258
This is a joke right? This is Elliot Rodger right? Right?
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How are you not almost there already? Took me about 12 months to get mine past my shoulders. 8-9 months should be plenty of time to achieve that.
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>love making people laugh
>not funny or witty in the slightest
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know this feel i do sad desu
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>>37929200
>like being around other people
>hate talking to other people
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>>37929200
>Want to be taken seriously
>Can't escape my title as funny man so everything I say is a joke
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want to get /comfy/ but the last thread already passed into the archive? then visit the comfy archive to get your fix, collect, share and post your OC.
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please bump with comfy. short comments under the pictures are very appreciated
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very comfy bump
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Real comfy village
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Comfy Bumpy Rumpy CheckingOutCheckoutGirl