Who else /boring life/ here?
My daily routine is as follows
>wake up at 7:00
>shower, shave, brush teeth etc.
>eat breakfast while watching morning TV
>leave for work at around 8:30, arrive at work at around 9:00
>get off work at around 17:00
>go home
>microwave food you've cooked on sunday
>eat while lurking imageboards
>do the dishes and lurk imageboards/listen to music until around 22:00
>brush teeth and go to bed
>repeat five days a week
On fridays I come home from work, eat and then get drunk alone while shitposting on /r9k/. On saturdays I do the same except I wake up at noon. On sundays I cook food for the next week and shitpost
You're a more organized me. I waste a ton of money on fatty microwavable comfort food.
>wake up at about noon (give or take an hour)
>shower sometimes
>check if I have college that day
>go if I feel like it (50/50 pretty much)
>return home
>make assignments, learn for exams and/or do my work for (group) project
>jack off and play vidya
>go to sleep at about 2 or 3
>repeat
>>37931955
I guess I am, but my life is just very boring. Occasionally I'll go see my friends (whom I drink with) or go out for drinks with my coworkers, but even that has become quite routine. The worst thing about my life is coming home to an empty apartment with nobody waiting for me to come home. I was thinking of getting a cat or a dog to keep me company, but I feel like I'm not responsible enough to be in charge of a living creature.
I guess I just made this thread because of
>tfw no gf
zoboomafoo
ZOBOOMAFOO PUSSY
>>37930988
that fucking theme song is imprinted in my brain forever
>>37930988
brown eyes guy is my husbando
Who here /BoysSchool/ ?
It was the worst yet also best fate a robot could have...
>>37930986
I go to an all boys school and well I guess the benefit is that you don't have people trying to play
>>37931047
*trying to play cool to impress girls
>>37930986
My brother went to an all-boys school for a couple of years and he'd casually mention stuff like there was a game where you'd put your hands together, creep up behind some poor boy, and then shove your hands up his ass and spread them apart violently.
He also came out with just a touch of gay in him
Let's just see how much your life is miserable with the most performed and designed tests that 4Chan could provide.
Just tell, how much you achieved in The Robot Test below and how much effort you put everyday to maintain that status.
Have you another tests like this.
Send in this thread. I am actually in need to do a peer review of my life status.
43 - Robot. I lost a lost of points in Social because I have no friends or sexual relationships. At least I'm not fat and addicted to hentai though.
>>37930974
Why are the drug addiction ones still there?
Where are your test results, OP?
do you regret neglecting the titcow in your high school class?
>do you regret neglecting the titcow in your high school class?
>regret neglecting
>neglecting
Do you honestly think that robots have the ability to neglect?
>>37930857
Not really. The titcow that seemed into me in middle school had a kid at 18 and is married at 19 now. Seems like I dodged a bullet.
>>37930916
How exactly? She put out early and easy all you had to do was wear a condom and you wouldn't have any kids.
Whoever can post the shortest phrase without setting off the robot wins.
>>37930850
oida
>>37930850
oga
>>37930850
What do we get if we win?
>he's a digitaI "artist" who produces digital "art"
Digital art means digital painting among other things, which is indeed art.
And then OP was never heard from again, as he apparently had completely neglected to consider that digital painting falls under digital art.
yes, it's also my job
>Watching tv with a friend
>he says he loves the show I put on, but would never admit it or watch it with others.
Imagine being that pathetic.
what show were you watching?
>>37930671
anime or something
>>37930737
at least you have someone to watch anime with
Would you rather work in retail, fast food, or an office job?
>>37930635
Office job is for robots.
>>37930635
I'd literally rather blow my brains out.
>>37930635
Office obviously, but I am retail cuck.
>he imagined humiliating his bully in an verbal argument in front of his classmates
>>37930625
>He tried showing he was alpha by challenging you to a pokemon TCG duel
>>37930625
>He threw a brick at his bully and broke his skull
>>37930810
>He threw a brick at the bully and broke the brick
>loving and faithful wife
>small cock
pick one and only one, anon..
when/how did you realize this?
>>37930605
>Wife
Because even if I was hung like a porn star, I'd still be a lonely virgin robot.
gonna choose the first optionm
7 inches here, is that big?
What would you do if you saw this and she was coming towards you?
Hark at her to cease her advancements and screech until she stops.
Proceed to "reee" loudly until my Mother steps in.
>>37930493
Take a picture of her and add her as someone to never make contact with.
ITT: nofap opinions
What's your opinions on nofap, anons? I'm trying it are there any legit benefits?
I can't do it. If i go more than 2 days without cumming I start to literally fall in love with every woman to so much as makes eye contact with me.
I gotta get that poison out.
Longest I went was 2 months and I had to consciously keep myself from grabbing women on the streets and kissing them.
Testosterone is a curse.
I'm trying it just like you anon, all I can say is its worth a shot; I masturbate every day and I just feel like doing nothing afterwards. Zero motivation. Maybe this'll help me out.
>>37930675
>Longest I went was 2 months and I had to consciously keep myself from grabbing women on the streets and kissing them.
anon, you just have to learn self control. I assume you would have learned self control had you actually made it through two months of nofap.
have a good day, friend.
How do I get myself a qt colombian gf?
Colombia
desu
>>37930377
/badvice/
Go to Columbia and get one. Have you tried that?
Lmao but she's white come on bruh
What are the benefits of having children anymore?
Why do people reproduce when there's little to no benefit?
I mean maybe it's just me being a cynical asswipe, but I just don't see why someone would throw away their free time to raise children.
because we must secure the existence of our people and a future for white children.
>>37930573
I don't care about other people, all that matters is my own security and safety.
So you can have little slaves that do your bidding and wipe your ass when you're old.
Whoops, I mean uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh... to create more people so that we can have fun. Yes, the world is perfect and everyone alive has a lot of fun being alive all the time. Everyone is always happy and gosh dang it, it would just be a real shame if we allowed some people to not be born and miss out on all that fun.
YEAH, that's exactly it. That's the real true reason for having kids, forever and for all time.