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>>37931617
My thinking is that I have to be a temporarily embarrassed millionaire if I want to retire early. I just want food, shelter, and broadband, is that too much to ask?

no one else does because

NON ROBOTS SHOULDNT BE ON THIS BOARD

>>37931636
>I just want food, shelter, and broadband
That's a pretty low bar

>>37931589
Arguing with a teenage autist about asses

>>37931589
>What are you doing here?
Enjoying my free time.

>>37931589
Why would I want to torture myself by looking at all those pretty women I could never have?
Sounds like a normie thing to do.

She stuffs her bra and has a Chad bf who porks her every night.

>>37931596
Give us proof of your claims, anon.

>>37931596
>>37931612
Neither of these responses answer my question

Lots of normies using drugs and alcohol. If it isn't weed and cocaine, it's going to be shit like cough syrup and Benadryl.
Loud, bass-boosted modern pop and rap music, drowning out anybody who doesn't raise their voices.
Maybe food. Let's hope so.
Unless you have some people you know well enough to chat with, you're gonna be miserable. Good luck, bro.

>>37931556
If you're a robot, you'll be ignored.

>>37931556
Why does /r9k/ go to parties in the middle of the day? You need to go to late night parties for maximum degeneracy.

>>37931525
Take the example of black men. They pretty much just get high and move dimebags. They still live with their parents and sit on their ass at 40. Neets do this but don't get laid

>>37931525
Work for what?

>>37931672
This. I have a shitty retail job but I do wonder for what reason am I doing it. I spend money on nothing so even a shitty job like that builds my savings. For what reason do I save money if I don't have any friends? Fuck even if I had a decent well paying job the only thing that would change is that I could live more comfy, which would be a massive improvement but it would not fix everything.

>>37931445
we need a new sinagoge goy

>>37931445
I don't know where you live,but where I live our taxes are returned to us in the form of public services. For example, right now I'm a university student. Actually it's my second degree,both on public universities which are the best in my country. And completely free. I'm studying medicine now. A private medicine graduation would cost more than half a million bucks. Something completely beyond my family wealth. But with our taxes, government offers us the possibility of free education. It's true that there are not vacancies for all, only the best will get inside. The selection process is a annual national exam. For me, being among the best wasn't a problem.
Another example, my mother had cancer recently. The chemotherapy costed 2000 per session. The surgery costed 60000. The government paid it all.
Three years ago I broke my jaw. The surgery and the exams would have cost more than 10 thousand. Once more, the government paid for it. That's what our taxes are for, and that's why we must keep a close watch on politicians in the executive to make sure they are spending it right. In my case, I have nothing to complain about.

>>37931770

But why are you entitled to that money?

>austrian gun
>american flag design
Literally why?

>>37931394
Is it your first gun?

>>37932412
Yup. Obviously not pic related though ha

>>37931318
I'm pretty sure historically black colleges have had chemistry PhDs before. I know becaue I met a nigger with a biochem phd

>>37931318
Most rapist destroy the body and use chemicals to remove their semen in the vagina so they cant be tracked down.

Rapist will usually buy the stuff needed to commit the crime 3 years before the crime happens so the police wont suspect shit at all.

>>37931318
>Why are rapists so hard to catch?
Rapists aren't as dumb as most people think they are.

>>37931311
This is me! Exept i'm muscular from lifting a fuckload as when I was in junior high and was training up to beat the shit out of a mexican chad.

>>37931311
>22
Oh calm the fuck down ya idiot. You'll have this fixed before you're 25 and it's not even the end of the world until you're 30. Just focus on your job and shelter situation.
Checked.

>>37931311
6 ft, kinda muscular, nice jawline, loose curly hair, BLACKED (medium skin), deep voice, larger than average penis. I could've lost my virginity as an early teenager to THICC qt latinas but my anxiety cucks me.

>>37931270

I'd also be interested in hearing what excuses you've made for not doing it so I can avoid them.

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There is no "sorting yourself out" if you're a robot.

Like Chad-dom, you are born a robot, just like you are born a Chad.

>>37931270
He is a terrible philosopher, and his flawed rhetoric falls apart on contact with nihilism.
The only difference he made on my life is that I now have something else to get annoyed by on 4chan - his million fanboys treating him like a messiah.

She should dump her husband and realized that nobody wants used roastie ass and then hopefully kill herself or something

>>37931258
>itt OP false flags
Not buying senpai.

>fit
*thin

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>>37931116
I can't pass as a trap

>because no gf
also I don't like what jews have done to the world

The NEETS are making fun of me..again.

Cars and money

>>37931059
Child support

Read a book dummy and don't ask this sort of thing here

PPPEEENNNl|lSSS
:D

>>37931133
You're really keen on getting my attention, now that you have it what will you do with it? Other than completely annoy me to no ends. You're such a handful. I swear.

>>37931149
penis penis peenoli?

>>37931031
>emotional logic riddle
>innate understanding

I gonna need to borrow your fedora for this.

>>37931031
Question: why is Op a faggot?
Answer: because he failed to kill himself.

Try harder

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>>37931031
Are you the asukafag I btfo last night?