who /gay face/ here
pretty much everyone who knows me assumes I'm gay.
I bet some guys think I am gay, I don't mind, the women know I'm not
>>37933159
>lying on anonymous image boards
there is still some hope for you
What is it about gay faces that let you know they're gay by looking at them? I consider an actor to be really good if he's playing a gay character and he successfully pulls off the gay face.
>he locks his computer when going outside of his room
roommates suck
>>37933121
My sister has a habit of going into my room and looking through all my files. Bitch needs to hurry up and find a husband and get out with her hot ass.
>>37933195
pics of your sister's hot ass plz
>on death bed
>all alone in some cold uncomfy hospital bed
>close family is dead and the others don't care enough about you to be there
>they probably don't even know you're dying
>only other person you've seen for days is nurse Stacy
>sometimes her boyfriend comes by and you see them makeout in the hallway
>you remember that you will enver experience anything like that
>last thoughts are nothing but regret
>guess you're happy that you managed to live so long
>but for what?
>>37933082
get out there and show the world what you got anon. don't be the old man filled with regret waiting to die alone.
>>37933338
>get out there and show the world what you got anon
I'm not falling for the meme
>>37933432
then you will surely die alone and regret not even trying
Whats the farthest you've walked?
I've walked from houston to lubbock, texas. That's about 500m.
500 meters? That's not a lot, OP.
Actually show me your dick and I'll answer you
>>37933062
Not anywhere near that far, maybe 6-7m just to go from my house to the store. I'm curious, how long did that take?
What's should I get from McDonald's?
>You know what decides
>>37933037
Rolleroni and cheese
>download mcdonalds app
>order McChicken
>get free McFlurry
A small, plain hamburger. That's all, fatty.
I need these 3 months to pass as quickly as possible. Any methods you have used, /r9k/?
Hibernate, desu.
>>37933040
wagecucking and a neurotic brain stop me from succeeding
get really depressed and sleep 20 hours a day.
>tfw 4chan has become overrun with normbos
>tfw i am now forced to find autism instead of avoid it so i can get away from the normals
how many norms post here i don't even care if this is a shit board just get me away from them
>>37933014
I don't think it's been overrun, I just think a lot of the robots were just depressed or failed normies LARPing as robots and life just got better for us. I know that's what happened to me.
>>37933043
well the ones who aren't getting normalized are suffering in here
i just want to go back to when people weren't b8ing in every threadbut then again it is summer
>>37933043
I think you're right. Also keep in mind half the board has been underaged for a long time, and I bet 90% of such kiddies are late bloomers rather than actual robots.
I hate this place and I hate the vast majority of the people who come here, yet I can't leave.
Why?
Because you're a dickworm
>>37932946
Same here. Maybe we can be friends? 29dbdb83
>>37932954
originali pic related originalo
What are some legal ways to self-medicate depression? Alcohol just makes me more depressed and caffeine makes me more anxious. I don't have money for SSRIs or anything like that. I just need some legal substance I can take that makes things easier.
Exercise and a proper diet. You're too much of a failure to even do that, though
DXM found in over the counter cough medicine
it's effect on serotonin and glutamate may relieve depression in some people
make sure to get DXM only and don't overdo it
>>37932935
st. johns wort, Its been proven to have the effects of SSRIS
https://www.mind.org.uk/information-support/drugs-and-treatments/st-johns-wort/
just don't overdose on them or you will become sensitive to sunlight
Who else /calgary/ here? Fuck this place, there's nothing to do.
>>37932871
But that seems like a nice place, anon.
>>37932871
looks comfy desu. Theres really not a whole lot to do in other cities
>>37933051
It's nice at first but it gets really boring. Outside of the tiny downtown is just suburbs, inside the tiny downtown is junkies and aboriginals
Why do women still think that physical appearance is an indicator of good genetics?
Chad could have tay-sachs, hemophilia or any number of jewish diseases but nope, cunts see that he has a chad face and automatically assume he's genetically fit for reproduction teeheehee x3.
It's fucking bullshit. Why don't we just slaughter the animal known as "woman"?
it's called biology
just like how you're not attracted to ugly girls but rather attractive ones
>>37933216
Not the same thing.
Women are only attracted to a generic type of chad whereas men can be attracted to a very wide range of women ranging from uggos to 10/10 stacies without following the "genetic superiority" meme or whatever the fuck lie cunts tell themselves to not appear selfish and cunty.
>>37934078
What do you tell yourself when you see an uggo with a gf?
Suspend disbelief for a few moments. Let's say that tomorrow, as you make your way to the store - Whatever your current situation, even if you're a NEET supplied by your mom - a cute girl your age starts awkwardly complimenting you in the aisle, and says she'd like to hang out. She can be a former classmate, current college student, or co-worker, or even the cashier. Nobody cares. You go on a few dates. Even if you wouldn't normally say yes, you agree. And no matter how ugly, awkward, asocial, inept you are, she asks you out as her boyfriend. She fits your beauty standards and you find her interesting and like you.
Would you say yes and escape this place, robots? Would you be ready to dedicate your time to a girl who truly loves you (theoretically, no MGTOW bullshit), and leave this place? Would you be ready to ascend into semi-normiehood, even if that takes time away from you and forever banishes you from /r9k/?
>>37932720
no, i'd still come here because i find it entertaining
>>37932720
Yes, that sounds nice.
I fantasize about this daily.
>>37932720
obviously (this comment is super original)
Why do girls try to act so childish? And why do men like childish girls?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtgx021Urb0
we need to reset civilization
It's time to wake up...wake up pls..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g6r_kdu1h8
>>37932712
Women are fucking retarded.
Can you be a robot if you had a good childhood?
>>37932578
Yes.
Signed: someone who had a good childhood.
>>37932578
sure. far rarer though, you'd need some genetical misfortune either in the brain or observable. also a lot of people who think they had "good childhoods" actually didn't it's just that their disfunctional families warped their perception of what a good family does or doesn't
>>37932578
No. I remember before my childhood went straight to hell, I was a complete normie. Then things got unspeakably bad and now I can't recover, even decades later.
What do you think requires more confidence? (1) Going outside all alone as an ugly man with autism knowing the whole world is gonna be against you just for existing or (2) Going outside while being a good looking man with lots of friends.
Hmm.
Confidence is a normie meme
>>37932487
that birthmark is kinda badass desu
Courage isn't the same as confidence. If you have confidence, you aren't going to be too scared to begin with.