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I can't even talk to girls so no I probably don't deserve one

Define 'deserve'.
I would certainly not agree if someone said I don't deserve a gf.

I don't deserve anything. None of us do.

Hahaha op is a roaring faggot hahaha

>>37934997
op is a massive faggot omg

>>37935074
>>37935078
this is very distressing,you try being a depressed autist and you cant picture in your mind a different reality.its like being stuck in hell for eternity

Evening Medman

I need these threads. Letting it out and venting is something I haven't don't in a while and is therapeutic for me

>>37935002
Hello Facet.
Just got off of FaceTime with the female.
What's going on with you

Where's the "it's my only form of socializing" option?

>>37934976
Under "memes"

>>37934976
Right above Black dick

These threads are always cute

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>tfw no ewok gf

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>>37935012
there are a lot of them 2911 to be exact
>there are approximately 2911 OP's using this image and some form of >tfw no bf
>the first post number was 18320267, meaning there has been 19614662 posts between the first one and this one
>this was originally posted on the 29th of April 2015 at 03:22:41, meaning there has been 2 years, 1 month, 26 days 18 hours, 18 minutes and 28 seconds between the original post and this one
>there are around 1397301 OPs on /r9k/, thus >tfw no bf threads make up approximately 0.208330202% of all OPs, which is up from last time

>>37934872
Ask a /fit/ robot

Why does everyone call a wide-hipped girl high test? That's a feminine trait, so it should be high estrogen.

>>37934872
God that woman is so ugly

Original bump
pls respond

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yes and I liked it
feels better than apathy

>>37934874
Really? You don't come to the sudden realization that you'll never really be loved? Does sadness really feel better than apathy?

lesson learned
don't hang with normalfags
don't propose to girls

How about dont be a creep. People dont like being around whiny bitches who only care about finding someone to fuck.

Post body? Are you a chad?

don't blame the women, it's the men's fault for allowing this

Testosterone is at fault for the vast majority of the world's problems. Anyone with half a brain can see that teste leads to more violent populations, to conflict.

men should be castrated at birth, myself included. I can't wait until I get my orchiectomy.

>>37934709
I'm getting a hysterectomy in september

I kind of like your perspective.

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Now I this is what I call edgy 2017
AlbumS include

>Why are humans reproducing
>I'm angry and must shit post
>Fuck normie reeed

And now special featuring

>Everyone but me deserves to fucking die

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>accidentally call your mom "teacher"

>>37934647
>did this in college at 23
Now everyone knows

>>37934647
>accidentally raise your hand to talk to your mom

Who the fuck cares? Not original ban me mods

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>>37934642
>Don't women do the same thing with practice bfs and then leave them as soon as a Chad shows interest?

That was me I was the practice bf.

She actually wanted to have practice sex with me so that she could make Chad happy when she had sex for real with him. I was too much of a betavirgin at the time to get it in her but she gave me practice blowjobs even though i couldn't cum

So then I got myself a practice gf to turn the tables.

and now 9 girls, one STD, and 14 years later I'm still waiting to get a real gf

>>37934642
I've thought about this. It's probably pretty "bad" desu but who gives a fuck? Sometimes you just need to have something to bust nuts in so you know what to do when you get your real gf.

I smoke weed, try to everyday

Eat, exercise, job , game a bit, eat, jerk off, sleep.

I don't mind it too much, things that turn me on these days are only possible in hentai doujinshis anyway so I accepted that fact and jerked on.

>>37934544
>>37934570
Do you not feel wrong doing this? I don't really want to become an addict, which both of you clearly are. I'm having a lot of trouble surrendering to this fatalist attitude

Isn't this just a SJW knock-off of Harvest Moon?

Do i need nvidia for that?

>>37934586
It's only SJW if you want it to be.

My farm is turning a comfy profit.
But besides that it's too mich effort, and i don't play much

>>37934445
bumping from page 10 for comfy farm greentexts.

>>37934445
Lost all my bean plants due to a fucking drought/heat wave, cucumbers, tomatoes, and zucchini look good tho

I don't know yet but I know I'd dive deep in that woman's dookie box.

>implying I know how they feel

>>37934410
>her face
I prefer you not posting old ladies.

Anal btw. Not so interested in most pussies but girl's poop hole are really cute and delicate looking, also they smell better.