Fourth thread! Make coupons which can be redeemed for love from a fellow anon.
See pic related for coupons which other anons have already made. If you have trouble reading any of the coupons feel free to tell me and I'll post them individually.
I will post templates as well.
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Templates are here.
Another template.
What are some cool ways to spend a birthday alone?
Anal masturbation with a thick, smooth, curved spoon handle.
You can actually shoot cummies out of your peepee if you work the right spot with it and it feels really girly and nice
>>37937609
Reading indoors while it's raining wrapped in a blanky and wearing thick woolen socks :3
>>37937609
oh my god that is one of the comfiest images ive ever seen
How does it make you feel that women MUCH prefer the second greeting to the first?
The second guy actually gets a reply.
>>37937553
Both are awful as fuck, though. Why does everyone gotta be a fucking autist these days.
but it's a modern woman on tinder so she's either waiting for some silver tongued christian gray to come along with some extremely witty and clever pickup line and she'll instantly drop her panties (even though these guys are the same minus some experience) or she'll fuck both of these guys plus a few hundred more
>>37937553
The second one will get a reply, not only because he's attractive, but also because he's displaying confidence and being real. Obi_1_KeBone_Me is trying a little too hard with his name but what he says doesn't really match up with what he goes by. He's trying to be pleasant. That's boring.
>could get a gf if I could move to Asia (I've researched it, I really could)
>stuck in this country where 0 girls are attracted to me because I don't have any skills or education
I need a brain transplant haha
Don't you know the golden rule ? If you can't catch broads in your own cunt, you can't do it abroad.
>>37937620
It's not true.
The difference when I try tinder with a fake location is huge, I tried with many different countries and visited one of them.
I got dates with attractive girls incredibly easily and lost my virginity.
There's a girl right now who'd like to be my gf.
>>37937661
Oh, you naive anon, they're all green card hunters...
>"HAHHAHAHA sick bro did you watch the MMA ultimate fighting boxing beat up match last night? HAHHAHAHA it was hell sick bro the champ lost and got pummeled the champ may never fight again it was hella sick!"
>"Uhhhhh sorry bro no, I don't watch men in their underwear man handle each other so they can win a faggy golden belt, it's too homo erotic for my tastes."
Thanks, got any more of this?
>>37937389
>"Uhhhhh sorry bro no, I don't watch men in their underwear man handle each other so they can win a faggy golden belt, it's too homo erotic for my tastes."
Cool story faggot
lol normies are so dumb, why don't they just go into doing softcore gay porn instead of training hundreds of hours and pretending it's a sport.
You can start a new life.
You can go anywhere, do anything.
Money and language barriers aside, what do you do?
Anally violate every nigger in the western hemisphere and assume my final form as an anthropomorphic praying mantis with the power to turn printer ink into small amounts of nutmeg
I hang myself.
I just did - it didn't change that much.
i was told my a wise anon to re-upload the picture right side up so here is try number 2 what is you're setup like anons ?
I like Cara. A lot.
Anime poster is from Yuru Yuri.
>>37937353
What's the book on your shelf?
>>37937436
nice what type of computer is it anon ? looks a bit older i love older laptops
Why are White people so violent?
This is an honest non troll question.
>>37937303
Only suburban rich white kids because they never had anything to do to expend their energy.
>>37937303
How is posting a bunch of stuff on the internet violence? We contain our anger by posting shit online. Isn't that a more peaceful outlet?
>>37937303
Have you seen all those videos of Brazilian murders? I'm pretty sure the brown people there are way more violent
There are people who are suffering more than you, for example people who are being tortured for several years.
This means that you have literally no problems and you're not allowed to talk about anything bad in your life.
>>37937283
actually, it means that I get to torture other people for years on end!
>>37937710
You mean as long as you don't make them the most unfortunate person in the world you can do it because they have no right to complain?
>>37938103
nono, it means that I torture people because fuck em that's why.
>He ACTUALLY fantasises about playing piano in the city centre, in front of a small crowd of people in the city centre whilst he provides funny and witty commentary in between songs
who fantasises about that?
>>37938352
OP, presumably.
I actually would like to play the piano but I have no desire in doing so publicy
>Eggman made it
Are we all going to make it?
Don't say he was a fake chad this entire time
So he ordered an escort to the SanDisk gathering, I'll buy one too, and hotter
>>37937230
wasnt there a webm of eggman dancing with a guy in a wig
also she looks like someone that was paid to be there, not like a gf or someone with interest in him
>takes a pic with a woman who doesn't even realize it happening
>This is making it
Wow I guess I made it too
>only one chance at life
>manlet wristlet lanklet combo
i wasn't supposed to exist
>>37937197
>manlet
>lanklet
pick one
I'm a dicklet, lanklet, wristlet
>>37937197
brainlet, manlet, dicklet neet here
Where do people even meet girls outside of bars and dating apps?
>all friends are male permavirgins like me
>all coworkers are atleast 10 years older than me
>all my hobbies have 99% male hobbyist base
Social circles of course
Only really extroverted people meet partners in bars as far as I am aware of
>>37937118
>Social circles of course
How can I expand my social circles? My current social circles consist of old people and people like me
>>37937118
My social circle only has room for edgelords
Abrahamics, no they can't be real nods
Fuckin norm is
Fuckin normal fag
Get off my boars you're a bunch of Fuckin norrmallll fagggzzz
so yesterday i decided to make myself some poppy tea, only problem was i dont have access to the right species but i heard the common poppy also has some effects when put into tea.
i gathered around 5g of seeds and some green pods, put in the bleder with hot water and let it rest for 10min before filtering it with cloth.
i drank it and i felt a little slower after a while but i think that might be placebo. So what did i do wrong? i know the dose should be about 30g but just wanted to test before taking the recommended dose. was my perperation bad or are is the common poppy just not fit to make you high? i was hoping for at least a little more effect even if the dose was small
Poppy seed tea can kill you and there is no reliable way to judge what kind of dosage your getting from different batches of poppy seeds, even from the same brand.
There is no clever way to do something stupid like this and anyone this desperate to get high should be well aware they may end up dead within an hour of consuming this bullshit.
>>37937078
didnt die and there is not toxic component in the plant acept for those that make you high so the risk isnt that big, also lots of research into the plant was put into before the consumption
>>37937106
www.poppyseedtea.com
Thanks for sharing, hope this clears things up!
I need nothing more than a cube with a small bed and a PC with an internet connection. I have no desire for anything greater, shit like fancy cars, yachts and steaks are just ways bored rich people wave cash around and aren't actually that enjoyable. Anyone else agree?
>>37937013
yeah cuz you know youll never have a yacht fancy cars and steaks.
There's quite a few elements of life that you're leaving out of the middle of the spectrum between living in a box with a PC and yachts and fancy cars
Are you telling me you dont want a nice steak every now and then? Nigga hamburgers are nice but steak nice.