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>>37938514
porno bitches are born non-virgins

she was a "lesbian" then she got married

even trashy girls are godesses

women going their own way was a success mgtow will never recreate

>>37938493
burn the witch, obviously.

have you tried masturbating to the thought of her fresh sweat dripping onto your naked body

Funny stuff I kek'd. So what you do is just say hi to her one time, see how she responds and after that you could talk to her

>>37938486
Not really. Unless you have serious mental retardation, you're probably intelligent enough to train your social skills. Of course, there is social awkwardness which could be a result of both your genes and environment.
But then there's this: you have no friends because you have bad social skills and you have bad social skills because you have no friends. There's that cycle. And then there's having a low social status because of that, and also missing major milestones.
This is exactly what you're talking about. It would be hard to catch up, though it's certainly plausible.
If you can escape, then it gets easier because of habit formation. Unless you have other serious problems like personality disorders, self-esteem issues, objective ugliness, well shit. Go to a shrink I guess?
Not that I can predict every robot's problems, but that's a start I guess.

>>37938672
>personality disorders
I might be schizoid-avoidant so much for that.

I appreciate your post though.

>>37938486
>Is there a point of no return when it comes to getting a social life?
Probably at 3 years old.

>>37938481
I'm scared that my seven year old nephew will get a gf before me. Anyone else now that feel?

>>37938525

I used to but then I lost my virginity

>>37938543
>average year of losing your virginity is 16 years in my country
I have on average 9 years left. But he still could get a gf before that.

>>37938430
Smoked sausage and some burgers from my foreman grill. Might make some kompot to go with it.

>>37938430
you stay eating trash my dude

>>37938430
>sobe
>brisk
Literal sugar water
>1 egg roll (but it's fried!)
>fries
>noodles
How fat are you, you tubby fuck

Just ignore it until it goes away.

>>37938381
shoot yourself with a gun
works everytime

>>37938381
date other qt grills with the herps

>>37938370
>When was the last time someone touched you in a caring way?
never...

feels bad man... normies are incapable of meaningful love..

I was getting surgery on my knee and I was pretty drugged up, a nurse lady rubbed my shoulder and brushed my hair a little but she definitely thought I was asleep.

>>37939210
It tickled and felt amazing right?

>>37938263
You can do it anon
I hate fat people but not if they try and fix it like you.
Keep up the good work and don't fall for thefat acceptance bullshit

>>37938263

Don't rest on your laurels you fat fuck. The hard part is keeping it off. What kind of diet and exercise are you on?

>>37938346
I just eat one meal every one in three days

Normies gets their first blowjob at the age of 15~, disgusting

i don't care, when do I get MY first blowjob!?

and kiss

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>Grown, adult israelis are paid to post these threads on 4chan

Hey newfriends. Did you know you can post in threads without "bumping" them to the top of the catalog? You put "sage" in the options field. Have a great day :-)

Mate have you ever seen a vagina? They're fucking gross, but I'd run barefoot over broken glass to be inside one.

>>37938245
I'm not a girl but gay. I like how penises look. I like to imagine what it would be like to use someone elses penis.

>>37938245
Dicks larger than 7" will hurt women. The whores you see in porn taking 11" black monster cocks are trained to do it. It's their job. The perma-virgins on this board are so fucking deluded as to what women want, their perception comes from anonymous image boards and porn sights.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DcMO3jEQh9M

>tfw 23
>just had chef boyardee

Nah there are a few crises that happen to people. There's usually a mild existential crisis that occurs around 17 - 21 where someone really tries to figure out what it means to be human.
There's a 22 - 25 crisis that will happen if you aren't confident in the way your life is headed.
A mid life crisis is appropriately named because its literally the product of coming to the realization that your life is actually half over. It's a 30 - 40 yrs crisis by nature and it's a time when people realize the years are slipping by at breakneck speed and really try to tackle things they havent put much effort into before.

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Please kill yourself you stupid roastie. You don't belong here.

OUT

>>37938195
Get the fuck out roast, your kind ain't welcome here.
Roasts will burn on the embers of the uprising.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.

>>37938299
You forgot to sage

Don't smoke it will make you croak

>he doesn't watch anime while on acid

>>37938161
sounds scary desu

I honestly wonder what cuddling with a big bara daddy would be like, in a non sexual way.

All I get are violent thoughts looking at this person

I know life is a fight

>>>/lgbt/ is that way, faggot

Originally saged

>>37938065
Why do you believe this belongs here? It doesn't.

>>37938065
>I'm her 2nd.
Sure you are, little fella :^}

>>37938117
I don't see why she would lie to me. She's extremely kind and "submissive" as /r9k/ would callit.