>join a club they said
>you'll make friends they said
Well, I tried...I went to their club meeting, I was greeted and was told all about the club. I ended up being ignored as they all talked among themselves.
Fuck off normies, your advice is shit.
>>39480024
>>join a club they said
>>you'll make friends they said
>Well, I tried...I went to their club meeting, I was greeted and was told all about the club. I ended up being ignored as they all talked among themselves.
>Fuck off normies, your advice is shit.
Same thing happened to me
I went to what I thought was gonna be an interesting club meeting once and it was SHIT
>>39480024
What was the club about? How big was it?
>>39480024
>I ended up being ignored as they all talked among themselves.
What, did you expect the club to shift its schedule around when they realized that someone as OH MY GOD UNIQUE AND AMAZING as you graced them with your presence??? You fucking autist, not everything is about you. Maybe if you weren't such a sperg and actually initiated conversations with interesting people instead of sitting in the back of the room waiting for someone to put you out of your misery.
>girl walks by
>holds breath
>>39480000
>girl walks up to me
>teleport behind her
i cant even order delivery or go to a restaurant because of my anxiety over tipping.
>>39480000
>quads
>holds breath
Would you ever marry a black chick?
>>39479991
>Would you ever marry a black chick?
Yeah, if she was into the same things I was into and if we jived
The number of black chicks into /g/ stuff is likely near zero though
No especially a negress wearing a hair hat on her head made of other womens hair or horse hair. It looks as sillly and pathetic as a man with a really bad toupe. When will blacky women realize this.
>>39479991
I dated a mixed girl for a while so yeah I can see myself dating a black girl of she's a freak and has a big ass for me to eat
>Be me, 18 years old.
>Start going to university
>Start exposing myself to different viewpoints and meeting new people; living on my own for the first time in my life
>Meet some nice people; begin to feel things that I never felt before.
>Talking to them I realize things about myself that I never thought of before.
>Start to see the world in a brand new light
>At first it feels like I'm going crazy, but over time I find out that there are a lot of people out there like me, misfits who show their love in ways they aren't supposed to.
>Keep it a secret for a year or so.
>After awhile I decide that my family will understand and respect me, regardless of who I am.
>They don't. Parents are immigrants from rural India; say that people like us aren't supposed to act like that.
>They shun me.
>Shit gets pretty bad, they all think I'm crazy or brainwashed.
>Situation never really improves. They still, on some level, don't like me, but learn to live with it.
>TFW I'm a conservative.
Pic unrelated.
Is this pasta?
origiatele
>>39479868
> meeting new people
fucking normie
>>39479868
Your relationship with your parents will probably heal over time. I'd hate to project, but from the sounds of it seems like there's a little more going on than just listening to different viewpoints, if I had to guess, you took a pill that make you really obnoxious about your beliefs. I don't know wether it's something like the bluepill or blackpill but I wouldn't be suprised if the reason they think you're "crazy and brainwashed" is because you're spouting stupid/radical shit which makes you appear insane to them.
>tfw so fucking horny
should i just kys myself?
Yes, but it's unrelated to being horny.
>>39479905
i am so fucking horny post fap material please
>>39479864
>tfw so horny i might actually die
Alright robots. You have to pick one. state why, choose wisely.
Dont be a bitch. pick one
>>39479780
trap. But only because this specific trap is perfect in every way. real traps are over emotional mentally ill retards.
>>39479780
vaginas are disgusting, dicks are beautiful.
left, obviously
TFW moving to Seattle. This is it robots. The dream city
>>39479711
Why do you like Seattle so much?
Just wondering, I'm an eurofag
Why not move to the countryside and live a /comfy/ non-materialistic lifestyle?
You're not gonna like it
Hey at least you'll probably qualify for food stamps though
Therefore, posting this thread should be impossible. Yet here it is. Explain this paradox.
>>39479570
When Randall Munroe dreamed up the robot, he failed to take into account the fact that his foolproof way to guarantee original content would cause nature, in the form of 4chan, to evolve more sophisticated fools.
We've devised literally thousands of ways to say the same things over and over again.
Original ideas are different that original posts.
>>39479620
The same old same old in disguise. How saddening. The more I try to think of something entirely original, the more discouraged I become.
this is Satsuki. she turns 1 next month.
let's see some dogs, anons.
That's one nice dog OP.
When I graduate I'll most definetely get a dog
>>39479595
awesome! what kind of dog are you leaning towards?
>>39479606
I'm between Siberian Husky and Alaskan Malamute.
I like all kinds of dogs actually, but I've always wanted one of those that resemble wolves.
What do I have to do to be famous? I'll sell my soul.
>>39479507
>I'll sell my soul.
Don't think it's worth that much, anon :/
It's all about marketing. Look at all those manufactured boy bands, they are practically engineered.
So, study marketing, get a bunch of cash together and spend it all marketing yourself and what you 'do'
That's pretty much it
>>39479507
fine, i'll buy. enjoi
>tfw I literally have dark circles under my eyes like these
>tfw also white skin
How do I get rid of shit fucking shit It's ruining my looks REEEEEEEEEEE
Any suggestions robots?
Some girls dig this look, as long as you have pale skin, pale eyes and dark hair to go along with it.
It makes you look mysterious and philosophical.
>>39479505
Unfortunately it doesnt look good on me since I have a kinda narrow diamond shaped head
>>39479424
Get more sleep. A change in diet might help as well but I know I get rings like only when I don't get sleep.
Why haven't more of you guys turned to homosex? You all know that women are trash, so why not seek out an equal partnership with someone you can respect?
So long as you're not unreasonably ugly or obese, hooking up with guys is easy. Social ineptitude and shyness can actually be endearing traits too. Presenting yourself as "straight but curious" will net you a lot of new friends very quickly. You'd never have to be alone again.
>sex on demand
>supportive community
>protected minority status
>an identity you can be proud of
What do you have to lose?
>>39479421
I like women more than I like men
>>39479421
Because I just had to be born as one of those very few asexual fucktards.
>>39479421
I dabble because of the sex on demand. I go to a woods on my way home from work and am guaranteed a blow job every day.
>tfw I remember the days when I was young and optimistic and played Minecraft all night long
>>39479417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KoZ1leplTE&t=2m25s
>Today's kids will grow up watching these videos
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>>39479472
This can't be real this can't be real this can't be real this can't be real this can't be real
I finally had sex with a 7/10 qt. Fuck you faggots I'm now a chad. I won't be a wizard.
You've given up your mana so easily. You are a weak man.
>>39479439
Don't care. Holy shit I was getting close to killing myself. Pic related until recently.
Post a pic
I bet you 7/10 is actually a 5 or 4 out of 10
How do I stop being a pussy? Asking for a friend
>>39479385
What specifically are you, I mean, is your friend being a pussy about, anon?
>>39479416
Confrontation in the most broad sense you can think of. He gets nervous when other men are around him. I just dont wamt to be everyone's little punk no more. I want to 'alpha up you' know
>>39479483
With women?
>get rejected
If it's a fear of rejection that's holding him back, the best way to get over it is by letting it happen. Might suck at first, but after a while he'll stop caring. Because it really doesn't matter or mean much.