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This is what I'm fucking asking but no one wants to fill me in. It makes no sense, his life isn't normal but everyone's trying to make it out to be a regular mundane life.

>>37939973
They met somewhere and took a pic?

>>37939973
they look cute together

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>>37939942
>>Jessi Slaughter was 7 years ago

make it stop!!!!

I started coming here around the time this occurred. Weird thinking about it.

>7 years

oh christ

>>37939539
>>be me
Gee, who would have thought?

>>37939539
How old are you? I don't mean that as an insult, I'm just trying to see if this is a puppy love thing or an actual problem.

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>tfw no obsessive gf who always want to be with me
What does love even feel like.

>>37939494
no I will not choose

that's not how this works.

I choose to originally kill myself

>>37939494
AZN, because I have a serious case of yellow fever.

not even sure what this is a video of

>>37939183
Jewish propaganda
of course that was not original

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>>37939215
Just your typical kids cartoons found on YouTube

>>37939091
originorollerino

Asdasdasdasdasdasdasdasasdsjniiwikkx

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>>37939091
But i've already jacked off like an hour ago and i hate working out. If i get dubs i can continue playing vidya

It's more masculine. This is why women like to be BLACKED as well.

>>37938510
I think it's about healthy ratios. Blue eyes and blond hair is too feminine but white skin is more attractive than dark skin unless it's too pale.

The perfect male in terms of attractiveness is tall, Anglo, robust skull, defined jaw, brown eyed, blacked haired.

Many babies are born fair haired and light eyed, and their features darken as they age.

Lighter colouration is seen as a youthful thing. Women, who are typically attracted to traits that signify power and access to resources, aren't as keen on youthful traits in men. Conversely, the exact opposite holds true for men. Neoteny is seen as an attractive feature in women, which is why many guys prefer blonde, nordic looking women, and so many women dye their hair blonde.

Of course these are just broad generalities and can't be applied to every single person across the board. Lots of women like men with light features, particularly in societies like in Asia where its seen as exotic. And many men like women with darker features as well.

>>37938315
>INFP hates all S-types
Seems about right

>tfw esfj

ama

>>37938315
I still find the INTP being the second most compatible meme funny.

>>37938159
It is 9am and I am feeling pretty ok. I started watching BECK Mongolian Chop Squad again last night; my favourite anime basically ever. Its put me in a good mood, and I feel set to do some good, real study on /sec/ today!

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>turned 26 last week
>lost interest in all hobbies
>nothing makes me happy or excited anymore
>work boring data entry job that doesn't pay good
>got diagnosed with depression

>>37938159
>26
>used to enjoy life
>used to have friends
>used to get laid
>still live with parents
>essentially live as a shut in
>exercise to stave off depression and suicidal ideation
>"living" through one day feels like a chore now
>16/hr mid-tier retail job gets cut in august
>considering going to thailand for 2 weeks because why not
>mom has dementia
>dad is a massive pussy

Holy fuck. Damn it op, i didn't know i had autism.

>>37934104
There's a term for this, semantic satiation. Look it up.

>>37934104
i can know or feel when a TV is on even if the TV doesn't have any tv show on it

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>>37931087
Oh my gosh, Vlad is that really you? It's been so long. Heh. Remember me? I always wonder why you're so bitter towards women. You're so hopeless. Silly.

Let's put a stop to this.
>>37930019

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>Either /r9k/ is cleansed, or it falls.

You are way too late. The betas have stopped with the robot thing. They are all with the Alt Right now. They no longer hate women. They idolize red pill women.

Does fighting dirty help if you have no skills.

>>37924539
Scratching the eyes and kneeing the groin are great ways of fighting dirty, so yea

I don't really "fight" so much as I do slaughter
*teleports behind you, ripping your head off in a single motion, then drop kicking it to a moon where it goes around 13 times before becoming a meteor and crash landing on earth ending all life forever*

>>37944288
If you measured your foot and it's 10 inches you're roughly a US Size 8.5

>>37944340
WTF?! No way my brothers a 9 and I've tried his shoes and they don't fit

>>37944288
>WTF?!

obveous troll is obveous

just put fireworks in your ears that will fix it

>>37944053
HATE'S GREAT

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>>37944083
>blowing my face off with fireworks.

woah, that's a pretty cool idea.
reminds me of that one guro hentai I fapped to a while ago.
you think they make fireworks strong enough to blow my head off?

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>tfw going to turn 20 in less than 11 months

kill me

>>37943572
how does it feel to be a wizard anon-kun?

>>37943572
What magical powers did you get?