Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 3540. page

Thief with maxed out endurance and thievery so I can be an unstoppable nigger

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Male Draenei best

I would be a girl

haven't hashed out the details yet

>>37942449
rape all the stacies

>>37942449
Get laid and leave r9k forever

Dont let the door stop you

>>37941924
I have been, but what I want is simply hard to find. I unironically desperately want a virgin qt I get along with. I'm already good looking, I'm already fit, make good money, and am still trying to improve more.
It's so hard to stay motivated when you sacrifice yourself and live miserably just for a better shot at what you want.

>>37942011
I never understood this meme. Why does the girl have to be virgin? Aren't you like cutting your dating pool to a tenth?

>>37942120
A combination of not wanting to imagine anyone else having ever been with her and wanting us to be special. It's hard to actually describe, but the idea of being with a girl who's not is nightmarish and I'd be driven insane.

>>37941891
I wish you used a capital letter for 'no'

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>>37942004
>expecting a NEET who is forced to make a thread at 4am to use proper grammar

>>37941891
Glenfell tower residents being given amnesty and luxury apartments is fucking bullshit. They have literally been made wealthy for being criminal scum.

The residents were illegal, and they're rooms were being sublet by cunts who had it given to them by the government. Some other immigrant is going to burn they're house down to get a free luxury apartment. I truly hate this country.

>>37941875
I don't want that. I'd probably end up being unable to make my friends again and I'd change my choices and my life would change radically and I'd fail just as hard in the different timeline.

>>37941875
heeeyya heya

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>>37941911
welp, you're about to find out

>>37941874
I like the drug threads and it's nice having an off topic board that is not /b/
Also I'm a social awkward depressed anime loving faggot so I fit in more or less.

>>37941954
>I'm a social awkward depressed anime loving faggot
How'd you lose your virginity then? Alcohol, prostitues?

I haven't had sex in 6 years

I might as well be a virgin

bold beautiful woman

>>37941847

just be honest, cause she can look it up
>big beautiful woman
then follow with some shit like:
>girl you curvy as hell/fuck/shit
>I love thicc women

take a shot at honesty, women are crazy these days, she might be into it

Big bad Wolff

This is 100% paranoid schizophrenic delusion but why would your "stalkers" want you dead but also want you to become a normie at the same time.

>>37941858
no fucking idea, they are playing 5D chess, i am not even entirely sure if my lifestyle is the reason they are fucking with me.
i suspected it was random harassment at first.
they have a microphone planted in or near my house and can hear what i am saying and sometimes repeat it to me through 4chan posts or yell it from cars passing by my house.

>>37941932
Interesting. How did they want to kill you? Please elaborate.

I've been obsessed with them for a while now, they've kind of ruined music for me because nothing else sounds as good to me now.

I know I sound like a cunt.

I occasionally throw on Abbey Road since that was the first album my dad gave me. Still in my top 10.

Rubber Soul used to be my favorite Beatles album but I've developed a newfound appreciation for Abbey Road and it's now taken my #1 spot. I'm also warming up to the white album more. I've grown out of pre-Rubber Soul Beatles albums though.

>>37941122
Are you Gabe?

>>37941153
Nope!.

I believe you mean gabe newell?

I don't think you need a tripcode to answer people's questions

pls post in my thread tyvm

>>37941042
>>37941592
alright, fine. I just posted. Now what did you want to tell me?

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>tfw doubted Gods existence for 1 second now am damned without possibility for forgiveness

>>37940340
when I was a wagie these threads bothered me, now I contribute to them.

I hate life.

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Dealing with this thread again for the hundredth time.

I feel bad for how shitty the Neet lifestyle is.

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>>37941329
Neet>Wagecuck
>it's simple

clean your vagina

>>37940230
Ew kill yourself gross roastie.

Will you be my girlfriend? We can talk all day

party rock anthem
something about a shuffle

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Hope your day has gone well lads

Here's some comfy Replacements:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOPIySsXZlA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oya9HZ85XAM

>>37940204

wat?

original commenterino

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>>37940111
Yes because I can kinda relate to him. But I will never kill people.

>>37940168
killing yourself counts
priginal

>>37940111
I can relate a lot to him, I think most of /r9k/ can. EXCEPT for his thoughts of grandeur, his megalomania, and considering himself of higher intelect to other people.

Yes, I do feel sorry for him.

>>37940168
I can KINDA relate to that too... h-hehe JK!