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One time when i was working at a fast food joint this fat fuck came through the drive thru and ordered like 6 meals for himself. The other guys in the car ordered like one thing each but this fat ass goes on for thirty fucking seconds ordering his food. The green shirt he was wearing looked like it had potato chip fragments in it too.

>>37948218
He might have been a bro and went and go he food for his bros at home

I go through the drive throughs a lot, it's ez-pz

Just ride up to the squawk box and study the menu, it helps if you know what you want beforehand.
If you want a combo meal say "Can I get a (size) (combo number) with a (drink)?"
So for instance say you want a Big Boy meal which is listed under the combo number 9, and you want it medium with a mountain dew.
You would say "Can I get a medium number 9 with a mountain dew?"
If you're ordering the single item just say it by name and specify if you want multiple.
They will ask "is that all?" and you can say "yes" and then they will give you a total and you can pull up.
Now get your payment ready, pull out your debit card or cash. Have it out by the time you pull up and hand it off as fast as possible. The person at the window may judge the status of your car interior, pay him no mind and receive your change and/or receipt. Continue to the next window.
Now there is usually a qt Stacey working the food window so you gotta be careful and look really cool. Just casually stare out into the distance and observe your surroundings. Don't look into the food window. You NEVER look into the food window. Not until they're ready to give you the food. Then you can peer into the eyes of the devil, Stacey herself. Watch as she squirms handing you your food. Watch as she desperately tries to avoid touching your hand accidentally as the drink is received. You say your thanks and leave, your reward sitting in the passenger seat, hot and ready for your consumption.

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Hila is bae.

>>37948163
who is this ugly jewish skank

>>37948163
She's submissive AND redpilled. What more could you want?

>>37948014
The real question is why the fuck is your fagot of a brother giggling with his gf in the living room at 4am instead of pounding her raw in his room?

>>37948074
because at least he has the common courtesy to not fuck when im here, considering this house is a very small one story and my room is right infront of his in a narrow hallway so i'd hear everything.
CHADS OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37948014
Do you have headphones you can put on? Listen to something.

Otherwise just channel all of your anger into an aspergian meltdown and knock his door down and rape his gf right in front of him

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I love this one it makes me laugh
LOL

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lmoa so fynny

FTD!!!!! I HATE TRUMP XD

>TFW all TV shows since Seinfeld have become sloppy messes of anticlimactic rehashed scenes from older episodes after the 4th season

>>37947961
I've seen a few episodes and it seems like really generic fantasy. The only good character was the midget.

>>37947961
It's actually incrediby good not even meming.

>>37947875
You could, you know, eat more fiber.

>>37947875
I started drinking coffee in the mornings to force the issue.

>>37947875
I do, but i have a medical condition

>>37947857
By some standards, probably.
A better psychologist? That probably depends on the individual more than the gender.

i study psychology, most of the females who study it are stacy sluts, most of the guys are beta normie nice guys. also females are usually delusional and they believe the world is a fun little theme park and they will fix people so they can enjoy the theme park aswell. i hate almost everyone at my uni

>>37947857
Psychology is what women major in when they can't handle STEM but want to pretend they're in science. Most psychology majors are women. Any man in psychology is either a homosexual or is not smart enough for STEM and is a failure.


My gf did psychology so I would go to the symposiums where they showed off their "studies" where literally every single one was statistically inconclusive and they had like 65 women and 10 men take their surveys because it was only psych majors taking the surveys for extra credit. There was literally a room filled with 100 inconclusive studies on poster boards with women standing around them explaining how they were inconclusive.

Tattoos are indicator of being a whore

>>37947852
Fpbp

Usually they have daddy issues

>>37947852
Piercings too

>>37947804
They aren't using their brain power to plan for future or ponder stupid maybes so when someone brings up a wild card it sparks a flame in their brains which they can move on from.


You are already barbecuing so a spark won't stsrt a flame, it will just be suffocated by the already existing fire you have going.

>>37947804
It's only because you think you're losing. Normies rely on crowd perceptions.
A person is only on the back foot if they think they are

>>37947804
one thing people who are quickwitted do is not second-guess what they are going to say.
Just say whatever comes to mind and live with people knowing you're retarded

>>37947752
you're not, just stop watching the kike weapon called porn

>>37947752
that's actually pretty good anon
I've been so depressed lately I can't jack it, it just turns into a painful spell of crying and trying not to slit my wrists

>>37947762
I feel like im addicted to it and want to break that

Sorta but he wasn't good at football according to the other Chad but I think he was just jealous he wasn't quarterback.

no because this is the anime fantasy of what you wish you were like at school

>>37947783
I'm not kidding, I personally know one

Not with every woman

Just the types of women who make you stop in your tracks once you lay your eyes on her

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>>37947715
Used to not really give too many fucks, shortly after I turned 20 though, tfw no gf gradually began to hit me harder and harder. I stopped watching porn and now I feel it intensely. There's just so many beautiful women out there every time I go outside, couple everywhere. It's summer and they're all wearing shorts and sundresses. Legs/thighs/ass are by far my favorite part of a woman (and face) so every time I go outside i'm bombarded by >tfw no gf. It sucks because back in highschool, I literally didn't have to do shit, girls just approached me. Nowadays girls seem completely apathetic to my existence at best, disgusted at worst. I could probably improve my appearance, and I guess i'm gonna have to if I ever want to get laid again. Tbh, I don't even really give a fuck about a relationship, I mean cuddling is nice I guess but I really just want a girl to touch my penis or let me stick it in her.

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>>37947715
The only women I`m obsessed with are 2D ones.

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>tfw men don't like you because you have a bigger cock than them

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>>37947663
>fembot's
>existing
>at all

>tfw no short gf to smother with affection

>>37947607
I have a penis and want to fuck someone else sometimes.

I don't get to.

>>37947633
Ok but you know that you can. It's just a matter of getting someone to let you. I literally can't.

>>37947607
getting fucked as a man is painful and can result in a damaged colon and/or shit getting everywhere. No man wants to get fucked except gay pain fetishists.

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>>37947534
Oh yeah, and I'm diagnosed on the autism spectrum as well, sorry for the long ass story...

Also shameless bump

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No? No feels thread? Nobody?

That's fine I guess.

I can't even make a proper thread on /r9k/

>>37947721
damn your friend probably felt embarrassed as fuck because of you. what you said probably seemed a bit gay or whatever.