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>>37950721
Wait that counts as little cock? My cock is 6.5 inches long and looks just like that, I though small cock meant micropenises and stuff

I don't like these threads

It's sad u have to post photoshops

>>37950703
Party rockers in the house tonight everybody's gon have gud time. Whats the rest?

>2007
Watch me crank that Soulja Boy
Then Superman that hoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3-phw_caw8

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>>37950703
2011 GOT THAT DEVILISH FLOWWWW

>>37950563
you think that asexuals dont desire companoinship even though they don't want to have sex?
there is no freedom

>>37950563
You can't have an orgasm. How is that superior?

>>37950598
This. And they can't be in a normal relationship with a normal sexual being, because they can't provide a healthy level of sexual gratification.

>Does anyone else ever have this problem?
>at gym

No

>>37950675
It's not dependent on being at the gym, that's just where it happened to me

>>37950698
I didn't read the context when I posted.


When girls smile back at me I just presume it's etiquette

lmao no

that guy is probably hispanic

white """"""""males""""""""" have the smallest dicks and ingrained genetically to enjoy being cucked. 99% of cuck porn is consumed by white men. they can't help it. nothing gives them more pleasure than seeing other women with dark men.

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>>37950495
Nice try baby dick black boi

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>>37950495
t. sat by helplessly as the white man fucked 20% of his genes into your women
stay cucked slave

What age is your earliest memory from?

>>37950420
How in the hell did you even discover this place??

>>37950420
Read the sticky grandad
Altho i doubt that's really you how I also doubt your 70 years old

>>37950412
Why do you even try with women?

I shit you not, I just got wrecked by the coldest bitch in the world.

>>37950423
I gave up on women long time ago. I am not looking for relationship.

Just every community kicks me out for having different opinion than majority.

>>37950465
Well that's fair, because if you have a different opinion than them, you most likely wouldn't get along with them. So why do you want to be in their community?

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>>37950408
Could have just asked me. I just baked some today.

i like small cocks too
i don't know if there is a term for that specifically

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>>37950408
chad, stop posting pics of your turbocock

>>37950402
>cherrypicked photos
nigger u just did the same shit ive seen that pic like 20 times

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I have this strong feeling that it is White trolls making these Alpha=Black, Beta=White threads.

I believe this cause I am not White but very racist against non-Whites in /pol.

>>37951390
It's probably the same people posting trap threads

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Bump

No one else original stories?

>>37950349
>Spend half an hour trying to determine if shes fat or not
If there's any indecisiveness in your mind about her attractiveness, don't bother meeting. Nobody ever looks as good as their pictures

I've met probably like 20 girls from tinder
Some hookups here and there, plus 1 gf(which didn't last that long)

>>37950317
I've struggled with this too before.
I used to think that "there's some truth even in jokes" and get upset or offended.
Ideally you should get them back with some good insults of your own, and if they laugh it off it was banter.

>>37950317

> Either or

Ideally you are supposed to zing them back, and make the crowd laugh twice as hard.

>>37950317
>>37950341
Why are social brainlets so incredibly stupid? Fuck me, I'm not exactly a normie either, but at least I understand the rules of basic social interaction. You shouldn't complain if you're THIS stupid. It's your fault you don't fare well socially if you really don't know how to distinguish between a joke and an insult. There is a reason people can't stand being around social retards, and this is exactly it. You are brainlets who can't just go along with what ever is going on in the group and as a result act like spergs.

>>37950303
>be blackbot
>see this thread
>know for certain it will be brigaded by buttmad white people not used to being excluded or not being viewed as the default

>>37950303
We United in Texas and North California decades ago, we're just waiting on the rest of the country.

>>37950332
Its hilarious that its gone full circle and you're segregating yourselves now.

no but my diaper fetish is at least as embarrassing

>>37950263
go porn free and your degenerate desires will go away
>>37950273
that's fucking disgusting man

>>37950382
>go porn free and your degenerate desires will go away
My girl fucks other people and I'm ok(not ok)with it.

>>37950173
not at all origorigor

Pretty sure I've impregnated a woman, she called me and told me I was going to be a Dad. I think I told her to abort and that was the end of it, never heard from her again. I'm afraid of getting nailed for child support.

>>37950173
I want to adopt an orphan daughter once I hit 30 desu, assuming I'm still alive and somewhat financially stable. I honestly think that would give me purpose.

hi stefan. i have a strong crush on you.

>>37950040
Are you making any new games steven molyneux?
I loved black and white

Arguments are for weenies.