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Incel Catfishes Landwhale on Tinder 2017-06-25 03:28:33 Post No.37951366
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Incel Catfishes Landwhale on Tinder
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2017-06-25 03:28:33
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http://youtu.be/WkQMGZ1GFCM
You want me to continue doing this ?
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>You want me to continue doing this ?
please do
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>>37951366
HAHAHAHAHA
Yes keep doing this. Get a better camera next time
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HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT 10/10
continue
make a fucking patreon i'm not shitting you
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Tfw too intelligent to be violent
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>>37951239
high school of the dead was so bad
when will season 2 be released?
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>>37951718
It was pretty good. Simple anime with waifu's and fan service.
Nothing mind blowing.
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>>37951837
what I remember from it besides the fan service was that the main character was like Kirito in where
he's OP just because he's the main character but I guess it's because the audience can just
present themselves as that blank slate
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Tell us about your experiences with prostitutes.
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*crickets*
*tumbleweed*
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>>37951220
OOOOOOOOOO NOT LOOKING GOOD, OP
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>work in the south side (bad side) of suburban town
>coworkers are a bunch of Mexicans
>Mexican men are obsessed with women
>having a conversation with coworker, mention certain neighborhood in nearby big city (pic related)
>"Did you see any of the hoes, anon?"
>T-the hoes?
>Mexicans refer to all women as hoes, assumed he was just talking about women
>turns out he was talking about literal streetwalking whores
>coworker claims to visit prostitutes regularly with his dad
>wtf
>claims that very attractive women are at pic related, selling full sex for $20-$40
>don't believe him
>he asks me to go with him next time to prove it
>sorry, I don't think I want to go
>virgin btw
>every few weekends, he texts me telling me that he's going to pick up whores
>eventually I agree to go
>first, we go to a gas station to get alcohol
>gas station has a bowl of 25 cent condoms at the register
>we get beer and condoms
>ride around until we see a group of qt latinas standing on the corner talking
>bodies aren't amazing but they're really pretty
>he calls them over, asks them if they want to get drunk with us
>he pulls out $100-something dollars, asks for 4 girls
>hoes give us directions to a housing project
>go to said housing project and wait in the parking lot
>cholos walking around, staring at us, some laughing as if they know why we're there
>coworker doesn't care, I'm scared
>4 qt latinas walk up to us and lead us up to an apartment
>tfw lost virginity in a 3some with two prostitutes while my coworker had a 3some with two prostitutes beside me
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Okay r9k. I wanna play this game again. Tell me what to text to my wife while I'm out getting my car worked on. Highest last two digits wins. Doubles beats that. Trips beat that and so on. I might also go by popular vote if you all scream for one enough.
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>>37951124
Tell her youve been shagged by purple Aki and need stiches in your bum.
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>>37951124
>i know you are cheating on me dont try to deny it
Trips get
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>>37951124
Fucking leave you filthy normie ningen
Reeeeeeeeeee
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Don't waste your last day of freedom, wagecuck.
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>>37951119
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Dont wanna work
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>>37951119
Don't waste your entire life, neetcuck.
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I'm already at work about to clock in, no freedom for me today
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>kids are being brainwwashed into identifying as asexual
What exactly do they mean by this? What's the end goal?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ITmM3ECRBos
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>transcending sexual desire
>not good
sexuality is a mental illness, the sooner people get rid if it the better
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>>37951133
I agree but it's fucked up for the teddy (who is supposed to a kid) to accept being asexual. At least let them decide for themselves.
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>>37951010
The host of this show looks extremely Jewish
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What makes you incapable of establishing human relationships?
>i like to argue a lot
>i dislike people
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>don't know what to talk about
>nervous body language, shifty eyes, autism
>look sickly from drinking
>most people are just goddamn rude anyway because NJ
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>>37951066
Where in NJ anon? I'm here as well.
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>>37951066
w-we can be together i-if you're single
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>Nice to meet you.
>Thanks.
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>>37951000
>that'll be 6.50 sir
>your welcome
Every time
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>>37951000
>thinking in good english
>speak like a third grader
>do you also do like that? I get all hard in expressing my self in company with others
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>how's everything tasting tonight?
>thanks you too
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> fell for the "prostate orgasm" meme
> never felt anything beyond the lightest of pleasure
> now I'm bleeding from my asshole
Serves me right for listening to a bunch of prison gay weebs.
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What the hell did you put in your ass?
Also use lube you dumb fag
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>fell for the prostate meme
>now i have poo poo on my fingers
thanks guys
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>>37951098
Never put in anything worse then some reasonably small prostate toys, and of course I used lube. Only bled recently, previous times were without any blood. I guess I have hemmeroids now or something. Either way the lack of pleasure, the unhygienic nature of it all, the annoying cleaning and now the potential for bleeding really make me think this is worse than a waste of time.
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>be me
>20 year old virgin
>browse r9k frequently
>long story short
>find qt gril
>get with gril, post on r9k
>congratulated and asked to leave
>6 months pass
>girl gets addicted to vidya you introduce her too
>literally never see her anymore, maybe once a week if that
>1 month of this
>i go over to "talk"
>she has autistic rage and hits me, cuts me and threatens me with a fork
>she breaks up with me
>get "first gf syndrome"
>she says she never wants to see me again
>i go over next day to pick up some things
>she tells me she will speak to me in 1 month if we have 0 contact
>her parents are on my side, says shes throwing away her life for this game
>she dropped out of college
>keep telling me how shes an idiot for pushing me away
>talk to her parents frequently about how shes doing
>checking up on her
>she just plays the game all day
>i still love her
>next week is when the "break" ends.
>everyone is telling me i shouldve left her ages ago due to how she treated me
>i still keep caring
>shes had a lot of boyfriends before me
>she broke up with them and never spoke to them again
>with me she didnt do that
>one bit of hope
>i am 100% convince she has autism
>the aggressive kind
>and i still love her
>realising this is becoming a mess
is this what you wanted? r9k?
>pic related for when she screamed "get out" at the top of her lungs and her parents came and didn't do anything as they agreed with me
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what game is it desu?
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>>37950944
Well, it has to be better than nothingr-right?
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>>37950984
I enjoyed it but not so much anymore.
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How smart are you r9k? 2017-06-25 03:04:58 Post No.37950936
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How smart are you r9k? 2017-06-25 03:04:58 Post No.37950936
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Recently looked through some old HS transcripts of mine and forgot that I was a pretty good student in school.
>scored 20 on the ACT first time with no prep
>graduated with a 3.1 GPA
>ranked 9th out of a class of 57 students
I guess im average, but I forgot how smart I was!
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3.1 good enough for top 10 class ranking
kek what kind of hillbilly school did you go to
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>>37950936
>9th of 57
>3.1 GPA
>smart
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You weren't "smart", you were better than other students.
You weren't even in the top 10%.
Luckily for you, none of that shit actually matters, as you can be perfectly successful with abysmal intelligence parameters.
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I'm becoming obsessed with the Brandenburg Concertos. I listen about 5-6 times a day, usually seeking out new or different recordings.
I'm considering learning an instrument because I don't think this will stop until I've performed them with a period orchestra.
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>>37950911
Art of the Fugue>>>> Brandenburg Concertos
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>>37950923
I do love the organ works as well, I know the art of fugue inside out. But nothing has captivated me like the Brandenburg Concertos; not even Goldberg Variations. And it is only increasing in intensity.
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>>37950911
You're an alien to me, I tried to listen to them since it's supposed to be the pinnacle of music and whatnot but it just gave me a headache and I didn't really like it. I guess you'd say I'm a pleb. I like the Well Tempered Clavier though.
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Are there any other asexuals on this board?
>age
>gender
>virgin?
>when did you discover you were asexual?
>do you consider yourself a robot?
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>>37950786
Are you the black dude?
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>>37950804
What black dude? I'm black though.
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>>37950995
That black dude that (out of self hate) criticized other black people for being "le soo oversexualized look at me white people i hate black people too" and said he was asexual.
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Woke up to tits being dropped on my balls. They're full of milk so their firm and solid. They up sized 3 cups through this whole thing so now they're DDs
Also got some slaps and punches to the balls.
Hard as a titanium rod from it.
So hiw is your morning so far
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I don bilivit
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>>37950898
In sorry. I guess I have nothing to offer you as proof Don Bolivia. It's an honor to meet you btw
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>>37950728
>They're full of milk
why are you sleeping with pregnant chicks, anon?
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>tfw was pretty religious (Sunni) Muslim
>discover atheism on the internet
>start reading books about atheism and religion
>start thinking critically
>start researching deep my religion
>finally take the fedora pill after months of research
>became depressed
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>>37950724
Just distract yourself don't dwell on it but most of all, now that you know this go and live your life the best you can.
And remember if everything is meaningless so is failure.
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>>37950724
Should've converted to Christianity instead
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Don't worry, keep reading and eventually you'll take the last redpill and become Catholic.