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>not a whore
>has 'whore' written on ass

Oh god....I feel it coming anon! ASSUME THE POSITION MY LITTLE FARTSUCKER, YOUR QUEENS FARTS MUST NOT BE EXPOSED TO THE AIR

*BRAAAAPPPPPPP*

Good little boy, now inhale deeply so as many of my fart molecules get deeply embedded in your lungs as possible. I want you to be exhaling my farts for fucking WEEKS.

>>37953573
Hot.

hnnng desu

When his balls cushion your asshole

>>37952952
robottest.16mb.com
get out filthy normie

>>37952952
It's been about 30 hours since I last had sex.

Fuck off Norman

>>37952851

Applied to like 5 different jobs 2 weeks ago. Still not a single reply.

How long does one have to wait for a reply?

>>37952851
>5 different jobs
you're going to have to apply a lot more than that

>>37953053

But i don't want to apply to places where I wouldn't want to work.

>>37952790
>is it wise to tell the escort I'm a virgin
Yes, they give a more specialized service if they know, plus they will figure it out pretty fast anyway
>Will they care I'm a hairy skinny fat with back acne?
No? Why would they, they are a fucking prostitute

>>37952790
yes and no, you feel somewhat satisfied but after a while you realize it didn't really fill the void. And hookers can easily take the lead and guide you through it, just read their bios and ask about it before hand. T.sleeps with a hooker 2-3 times per month.

>>37952842
>T.sleeps with a hooker 2-3 times per month.

You're playing Russian roulette, you know that

Your humblebragging has no effect here, normalscum.

>>37953061
>bragging about a small dick

I'm 5'4" with a 6 inch dick and even I think 5 inches is fine. Obviously you have nothing to brag about but a good wife would put up with it.

>>37952680
bacon lettuce burger

Juicy Chicken Akatougarashi looks phat

whenever i order at mcdonalds I get a big mac, even though i want to try the other burgers.
sometimes I buy a new burger + a big mac but that means eating two burgers and it makes me feel disgusting or I cant finish it.
so anyway, probably just a big mac

use a better angle dumbass

>>37952648
How?

originally

>>37952632
never understood dick pics desu or any kind of lewd images to begin with.

What's everyone up to today? :)

That wank just cured my no bf feels

I wish post wank apathy could be bottled. This shit cures everything

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>3 out of 4 tournaments won on Tekken
I got some right salt earlier. I pulled back the final and in response to my 'Gg' I got a 'fck u' and ragequit/ closed the lobby down. What a baby.

>>37952515
just fap anon, I doubt they would ask to check footage for just one pantsu.

If I was a security guy and I saw a man take a pair of panties out of a mostly empty washing machine, I wouldn't worry about it. I'd laugh at him but I wouldn't call the police or anything.

>>37952515
So put them back and nobody would be looking for them

>>37952474
>christfag
you brought this upon yourself

remember if you suicide you go to hell ;)

>>37952474
well when ur parents were 21 houses were like 30k and cars were like 10k so i mean everyone knows the millenial generation is pretty fucked ur parents literally had life on easy mode compared to u so ur at a disadvantage

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idk if getting pussy is your life goal then kys already

Spoken like someone that hasn't enjoyed a ripe mango or peach in a very long time.

>>37952441

I haven't enjoyed them because they're shit tier

don't judge peaches based on that shit that comes in cans and fruit cups, fresh ones are awesome. and wheres plums? i want my butt-fruits!

No...probably, but an exception could be made for your mother.

They are naturally born into this world to be bred by men, so I suppose you could look at it that way.

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>>37952381
Yes.

Porridge

>>37952351
open thread
>He doesn't believe in God
>He doesn't eat his cum after masturbating
wow off to a good start

>>37952428
Hey, masturbation is not a sin and it is not wrong to digest your own seed. Some modern priests may say that but there is nowhere in the Bible saying it.

>>37952476
I was raised catholic. I wouldn't call myself atheist now, but my concept of a God is vastly different from what christians and the Bible say.
Furthermore, I don't believe one bit that masturbation would be a sin.
But
>eating your own cum
That's just fucking gross dude

>19
>kicked out of school
>it degree

You're a terrible liar, anon.

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>>37952397
I completed highschool when I was 16 and it only took me 2 years to get this IT degree. Fucking cuck.

>>37952397
I was kicked out of school but still allowed to take exams
It happens fairly often

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>neet and virgin but only 24

maybe next year

Make sure you cash out before you leave, you can't actually spend bitcoins.

Try exchanging them at the bank.

I guess I fit the script.