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>he named characters in his vidya games after girls he knew irl
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>>37953433
No one does this, kill yourself
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>>37953445
I do this when I play rpgs and have a female character
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>>37953433
I do this so when they visit me I could embarrass them as I make the characters do stupid shit

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This is server is dedicated to watching anime and playing vidya over voice chat. It's also a failed attempt at a robot discord server because so many failed normies have been joining.
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>>37953412
le bunp xD
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kys no one wants to join ur faggot ass discord server .
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>>37953412
its simply horrendous

One of my main goals in life is to move somewhere with both community and a culture. I live in the suburban United States, and it feels so soulless that I can't help but dislike it. Often in my fantasies I imagine myself living somewhere far-off and pretty like Switzerland, where people respect me. And with a lot of work, I could eventually live there, but I feel it would be wrong. See, I dislike where I live because there's a bunch of dispassionate outsiders who don't give a fuck about the place or the people who live in it. But if I moved to some obscure location and lived in solitude like I do, I'd be committing the same error. Even if I attempted to engage with the community and participate in local things, I'd be making it more foreign and dull as a result. No one would ever see me as more than an outsider, and I'd feel like a leech on an otherwise pleasant thing in the long run. For those of you who've ever wanted to live in Japan, you probably know this feel all too well.

Anyone know what I mean? How about some of your own vague life fantasies?
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>>37953390
>want to move from burger to rural Finland
>Finnish is probably one of the hardest languages in the world to learn, even Finns talk about how fucking stupid nonsensical their language is
>almost full robot socially, can't fit in even in my own home country anyway
>Finnish isn't spoken anywhere else, even Swedish or Japanese would be a more rewarding language to learn for literally any other path in life (if i ever decided against Finland later on)
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>>37953390
looking for culture is pathetic and probably the source ideology of suburbs
>not creating your own culture where cultureless society has colonized
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>>37954859
Probably, yeah. I often delude myself into thinking that the average Euro is pretty intelligent, but I have confirmation bias. Normalfags are everywhere, and they don't vary much.

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Ok ok this sounds dumb, but I live in a rural area and don't have access to tall buildings.

What's the best way to find a tall building to jump from? If you think about it, wouldn't most buildings be locked? So you'd have to break in and risk people seeing you, then running to a window? Are there any buildings that have easy access to the roof?
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Instant regret..
There are better ways dummy
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>>37953402
Not really, don't have a gun and hanging/slitting throat takes a lot longer and has more chance of both pain and failure.
Anyone know?
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>>37953600
gun range??

Why do people think I'm a disgusting shitty person for liking teen girls?
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>>37953354
Well, it's normal to be attracted to teen girls. But you're not supposed to talk about it in the real world you absolute basket case.
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>>37953398

But that's not an answer. I want to know /why/?
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>>37953354
How old are you? It's normal. as long as you don't act on it.

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Why are men intimidated by women with big butts?
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>>37953352
They're not. Most men LOVE big butts.
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>>37953352
Big butts mean big dumps. And I don't want that mud cannon going off on me in the middle of the night!
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>>37953352
I'm not. in fact any well endowed woman I've ever met has been nice to me. Pretty sure it's because they are confident in themselves

that's why I like to eat ass

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is he virgin?
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100% virgerino comperino
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Probably not.
That kind of chubby kid gets fucked by priests.
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>>37953329
Who is he?
oregon

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Post greentexts, advice and anything else related the one of the best robot activities

>Being followed by cats
>Seeing normies staggering home and watching them from inside shrubbery
>Smoking a joint on the motorway bridge
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>>37953306
I go on late night bike rides, it's pretty fun
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>>37953369
I like cycling in the middle of the road
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>>37953306
I like to walk at night so I can see normal people doing normal shit...
You know couples, families, groups of friends.
I also like just to walk it relax me to see the city in the dark, the lights, the sunset if its a rainy day it would be like heaven to me...
Without that I would be dead by now.

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I unironically use and enjoy Reddit.
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Friendly advice: stay there.
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>>37953287
There's nothing wrong with reddit, hating it is just a meme. Most 4channers use reddit
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>>37953287
/r/feet is essential desu

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I got this cheap 1 dollar knife at the dollar tree. Knife $$$ fags are wrong it's perfectly find and does the job.

3 inches
Stainless steel

If you want to pay 9 to 14 dollars more for one that has a metal Handel or a different lock for strength that's ok. But desu people exaggerate and this 1 dollar sharp piece of metal is more than ok for self defense or whatever.
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>>37953250
Looks like a nice knife for taking on Chad.
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>>37953250
>stainless steel still stains
>it just "stains less"
REEEEEE
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Cute toothpick, knifelet.
Come back when you're done playing with your babby toy and are ready to handle a real man's tool.

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>got more pussy than 99% of /r9k/ before he was famous
>looked like this
What's your excuse?
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>>37953141
He probably had money.
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>>37953141

>got more pussy than 99% of /r9k/

so he got lucky once?
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>>37953141
slayer if i ever saw one

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Why girls think I'm creepy?
what does being creepy mean?
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I've never been called creepy but I know they think it, they have to.

I got told I smelled bad once, though.
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You're either sexually aggressive but not sexually attractive or you obviously want to fuck a girl but you try to hide it.
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>>37953124
>Why girls think I'm creepy?

Means you ugly.

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What is r9k's opinion on star wars?
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>>37953110
Most overrated crap ever. The old ones were fun space adventure movies. Everything after that shouldn't exist - except for KOTOR 2, which manages to be far more interesting than anything else in the series precisely because it was written by someone who hates Star Wars and realises how stupid the whole thing is.
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>>37953588
Kotor2 was fucking genius.
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>>37953110
I like episodes IV, V, and VI. And the new one where Death Star plans were stolen by science daughter.

The rest were weird and forgettable.

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If you had a girlfriend would you let this guy fuck her with his small, unthreatening white penis?
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>>37953050
Of course I would
Original oregano
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>>37953050
No? A whitebois penis isn't to be used for sex. I'd bend him over and let her fuck him in his ass.
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>>37953199
Awe looks like you feel threatened. Baby dick boi

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Any robots ever came out to their parents? How did it go?

I just told my mom I'm asexual and she hugged me and told me she loves me. I love her.
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>>37953014
Told my dad I was gay when I was 18. He beat the shit out of me and kicked me out the house. Currently dating his boss now.
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What the fuck is this asexual meme today? I assume you're the asexual black guy since you posted a Beyonce album, you fucking weirdo.
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>>37953193
No I'm literally Aryan. Get rekt bitch boi

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