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Why don't you just get a girlfriend who will let you live with her rent free without working ?
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Because I'm not attracted to irresponsible black single mothers and fat white women with low self esteem.
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I can't pay a girl to be my girlfriend, much less this.

I have a friend that pulled this off, though.
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Bf is obviously a Chad

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You're just like me, aren't you? Why do you keep coming back here?
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>>37954917
to converse with like-minded failures
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i think there's still hope for me, but it's so hard to find sometimes. i probably shouldn't keep coming here. also the new party rock pepe thing is really funny to me
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>>37954917
im brown like you desu

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Are you busy? No?
Why not masturbate?
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>>37954899
Because I'm asexual and have no desire to masturbate
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Trap tit technology has really improved since the '90s.
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holy shit why are traps more hot than real women?

i just want a trap gf

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Can you guys recommend me a movie for today?
I don't know what to watch, preferrably something that would activate your almonds.
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i wanna watch Scarface but it's a 170 minute movie and i'm not sure if it'll keep my attention cause i have astute autism
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>>37955032
I watched it and it's definitely overrated.
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>>37955032
watch the godfather trilogy it's scarface but faster and not as boring

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https://twitter.com/NTM766/status/877842433995923456
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RIP France

Gone but never forgotten
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>>37954883
>wch mais les 2010 ils sont fou

what did they meme by this?
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>>37955067

France is full of queers anyways. Fuck em!

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Can we get a Test Thread?

Post your scores here anon, and send another tests too; ultimately I am needing a peer review of my own misery.
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>>37954812
What's your score OP?
27 here
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27 is my score
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fuckin 116 here, you're all losers

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>virgin fembot
>going to lose virginity tonight

Do you feel different after you lose your virginity? Do you get attached to the person?
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>>37954709
I think as a female you do yes, but always be mentally prepared to be "pumped and dumped"
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>>37954709
In their haste, Cope and Marsh did not always follow up on their discoveries (or, more commonly, those made by their subordinates). For example, after the discovery by Benjamin Mudge of the type specimen of Allosaurus in Colorado, Marsh elected to concentrate work in Wyoming; when work resumed at Garden Park in 1883, M. P. Felch found an almost complete Allosaurus and several partial skeletons.[14] In addition, one of Cope's collectors, H. F. Hubbell, found a specimen in the Como Bluff area of Wyoming in 1879, but apparently did not mention its completeness, and Cope never unpacked it. Upon unpacking in 1903 (several years after Cope had died), it was found to be one of the most complete theropod specimens then known, and in 1908 the skeleton, now cataloged as AMNH 5753, was put on public view.[44] This is the well-known mount poised over a partial Apatosaurus skeleton as if scavenging it, illustrated as such by Charles R. Knight. Although notable as the first free-standing mount of a theropod dinosaur, and often illustrated and photographed, it has never been scientifically described.[45]
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when i lost mine i felt like i had lost something
i also started losing feelings for my gf at the time
shes my ex now btw

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>have to make someone else cum before i'm allowed to
>desperate and frustrated after a long week of denial
>tfw none of my friends will let me drain their cocks

someone please i just want to make you feel good please
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>>37954692
This smells an awful lot of the gay.
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>>37954942
there's nothing gay about making your friends feel really good!

really really good until they shoot out all their backed up stuff at once!

its not gay!
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>>37954692
This sounds kind of fun.

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Independently, I have not had any big experiences when being a trap except for all my nerdy/depraved friends getting super suggestive around me and some people turning super sour and being mean to me. Oh, and stares when I was a new to being a trap.

What about other traps? What has been your experiences?

>Pls no fake and over the top ones. We all know you weren't gang banged on the street.
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>>37954659
So has trapping improved your overall quality of life?
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>>37954659
I don't understand this thread

Are you a tranny? Or do you just cross dress sometimes and pass perfectly?
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>>37954659
Tried to commit suicide a bunch of times
Tons of self mutilation
Drugs
Homeless
Moved Drugs
Used for sex
Facefucked and creampied a marine's wife when he was came back home
Held a naked man at gunpoint
Abandoned someone who got raped because they fucked me over in the past
Convinced another Transgirl to cut her balls off on cam
Lived in a meth house
Raised several peoples kids
Facefucked some newly wed's wife in front of her baby and cucked her husband
Fought anorexia
Been locked up in the looney bin
Been betrayed by an ex and threatened with doxxing
Lots of my friends' friends/associates have committed suicide
Currently with a former psychonaut
Going to move to beverly hills soon
Going to be his wife
Will live happily ever after

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>tfw vegan for 1 year
>losing weight and generally healthier
>start craving a burger and mcnuggets
what do? s-should i give in?
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>>37954615
don't give in
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>>37954615
6 years here, don't give in, cravings almost fully disappear a year and a half in or so
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>>37954615
Why not just have a veggie burger? Taste better.

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Femanons, What kind of man are you attracted to?
>age
>race
>height
>body
>eye colour
>hair colour
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>>37954514
Fucking leave. Sage.
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>19-22 (I'm 19 and hate older guys)
>any
>5'10"+ ideal
>cuddly
>any but blue, brown and hazel pref
>any
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>>37954514
>>age
18
>>race
black
>>height
6'4
>>body
muscle bound
>>eye colour
black
>>hair colour
black

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True or False: r9k should be a blue board
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>>37954490

It should have more mods to ban all this trap/blacked/gay shills.
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>>37954490
True. It will remove a lot of the faggorty and /pol/shills, and will therefore increase the wuality of the board.
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True. I used to be all "oh, it's censorship, let robots post whatever they want!" But then trap threads started becoming an hourly occurrence and it is WAY out of hand. Being a blue board would greatly fix this problem.

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Remember when we used to peddle this shit like it was the greatest thing on earth? What the hell happened, Google? How has the memory leak subsisted for this long?

I'm actually considering using Firefux now, for something around the third time ever.
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>using a non-free web browser
Disgusting.
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>>37954770
I'm also using Windows. I hate not having proper symlinks.
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cuckfox is shit
use ungoogled chromium or palemoon

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Hi,malebot here

How i convince my girlfriend to let me cuck her? I want to fuck other females but i love her very much. Its not i am not sexually attracted to her,its just i am sexually attracted to other females and i cant help it.
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You are not a 'malebot'
You are not a robot.

Please politely fuck off.

>Also 12 year old detected.
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>>37954458
Cheaters are scum and deserve nothing but death
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>>37954458
>malebot
please leave and never return

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>Tfw there is a bunch of depraved weirdos 'saging' threads.
>Tfw when I am literally not able to mention that I am a 'fembot' without being stormed.

Please stop.
Getting annoying now. It's like we need a FemRobot9001 or something.
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>>37954294
Fuck off roastie. Saged (even though (you) will probably bump yourself.)
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>>37954294
GET OUT
NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOU ROASTS ON THIS BOARD
OUT OUT OUUUUUT!
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>>37954330
It's kinda sad really... you guys just go around putting 'saged' as if you think your opinion actually matters.

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