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>>37957197
No. You're disgusting

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>>37957197
>tfw your cum gets out of your dick so rapidly you hit the wall 1 meter ahead

>>37957197
Noosey on your neckey

>>>/soc/

That way, retards.

>>37957190
Tfw only trap in NZ

>>37957501
>all robots also browse /soc/

>>37957149
>>37957149
post a better picture you cunt

>>37957392
>post a better picture you cunt

You get the idea you ass

>>37957392
it's ritz crackers, cheese and turkey.

what level of photography do you need?

>>37957102
100 years

long enough that everyone I know will be dead, but not long enough that everything will be completely alien to me

plus I feel like we might not have more than a couple hundred left in the tank on this planet, and I dont want to miss the last boat out

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so basically they are asking if i just want to kill myself since this shit doesnt work
fuck it ill sign the 100year shit and get frozen to death

>>37957102
>sketchy
No.

Also fuck Kelogg.

You're a virgin though.

>>37957094
i love sluts desu they always swallow sluts are fucking amazing desu

They always hate me for being beta.

i feel so empty i feel like shit i feel lonely more than ever all i get is pain and pain and nothing more, why I was born this way why i want a pure love whIch never dies LOVE LOVE

i wish i really wish but no one is ever going to want me i am a useless piece of shit

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This is freakishly pathetic

You fucked your mom?

>>37957041
@~@

Do you want some more content? Really?

>>37957593
not him but might worth a read

>starving yourself
retard.

>starvation diet

Yeah, nah, you're retarded

>>37956930
>>eat two steaks

ok

>>and accidentally inhale 3 hot n' ready pizzas

you fucked up

I'd lick a girl's butthole if it were clean but I wouldn't let her lick mine

>>37956902
r9k is not a hivemind.
look licking butts is disgusting, no one licks poop.
POOP.
>POOP
POOP
>POOP
Bleache it and i wouldnt lick. thats gay.

>>37956934
Why not?--

>>37956849
>get frustrated with someone or something
>relax and have a cup of coffee

>get frustrated with myself
>have a cup of coffee

>brain fogs, feel angry at life in general
>have coffee and a joint, float off for an hour or two

>have another passing wave of self-hatred, everything feels pointless and disorganised, powerless
>drink at least 400mg of caffeine, 2 joints, several cans of beer and browse rekt threads on /gif/ to depressing/aggressive music

I am growing stronger.

>>37957857
coffee is causing you stress.
you should enjoy a line of dope with a joint

>>37957857
Coffee doesn't help you relax. Have some chamomile tea or something instead.

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>starting to lose my hair
>shave my head
>look better than I did with hair
>as I'm losing my hair I'm slowly getting my beard
>see myself slowly turning into Jason Statham
I am ok with this

>>37957797
Better start lifting, boyo

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>>37957865
already do and I'm 6'3.

too bad I have the social skills of an autistic child.

>>37956782
PARTY ROCK AND JUST HAVE A GOOD TIIIIME

>>37956782
NOW YOU'RE JUST SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW ORIGINALLY

>>37956782
HEY, I JUST MET YOU
AND THIS IS CRAZY
BUT THIS AN ORIGINAL POST

Don't seriously date a girl with an active social media presence, they aren't faithful and use those beta males to fuel their need for attention. Sooner or later a guy with higher status then you will show message her and then steal her from you.

Yeah just get used to it

Altough would you date a hot girl, who you know will cheat on you? I xan honestly say nothing hit me quite tthat hard so far

>>37956632
Just dont go back?

or

>make sure they what your ex looks like
>drop hints/tell them they better make up for the fact that they're ugly as shit by being good at something
>sex, cooking/cleaning, being chill 24/7 and not causing drama
>make them feel like if they slip up at that you're going to drop them and go back dating hot girls
>dont let them know you've only had the one

Pls respond ;_;

Orginalo

>>37956604
It depends largely on your psychiatrist/therapist.

Remember, they are being paid to listen to you cry. What are you sad about, anon? Tell me.

>>37956604
I tried it. It's bullshit. Don't bother.
Unless you're a turbo-normie they don't know jack shit about your problems and won't take you seriously.

>anime gril picture

You deserve it, weeb.

>>37956580
The fuck man? That was harsh

>>37956561
What games do you play, anon?
asking to see if we have similar taste