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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCAO-7bDeydS_XwwIJaa7ELQ it is pretty retarded though

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I have an account but it's only for commenting and liking for now. Not giving a link as there is nothing there.

Here's one channel I like:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCL-mrD0ytmIUmDJufWSLgjA

Also I like this one:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCqH4IyLAKzaZdYQV6R0iW6Q

I'm not either of these authors.

>>37959502
Probably not man. Probably not.

>>37959502
who cares how long your dick is?
you don't have a micropeen so if you get into a situation where you can fuck a woman she's not going to be disappointing that you don't have a foot long megasholng

>>37959502
Youre fucking average shut the fuck up

>>37959490
Yeah, being 5'10" isn't so bad when your cock is 5'5"

>>37959490
In the same boat nonny

>>37959490
That's considered average height and a small penis

I don't know. I try to be, but my lack of social intelligence makes me seem like an asshole

Like last week, i heard an old friend's father might want to buy a car i had, so i went to his house.
When i went there, i hoped it would be the father or mother opening, since i hadn't spoken to my "friend" for years. maybe 10 years
Wasn't that lucky, it was him. All i did was tell him to tell his dad about the car, and then signalized that i wanted to leave, and left without asking anything about him or anything.
He looked a little disappointed, but i didn't think of it. I just didn't know what to say to him

I'm generally a good person but deep down I'm a cynical jaded asshole and if I had any friends I'd betray them for a klondike bar

Nah. I contribute nothing. Just earlier adv was calling me self centered.

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>>37959439
write a textbook
kids are little shits don't be an actual teacher

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hit people with rulers until they understand what you're teaching

Don't rape the kids

>>37959437
hey anon
he'll show up.

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>>37959437
Here are some comfy pictures until then

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>>37960134
Yeah I'm sure he will

>>37959435
>tfw too tall to be a trap hacker who codes and wears thigh highs

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>always wanted to be a cute trap
>am too naturally muscular and hairy to ever pass
>even if I painstakingly shaved the hair off I'd still look way too masculine
I don't even go to the gym, this is bullshit.

>>37959480
How tall shoot for the stars anon or reach for them you tall monkey
>>37959561
This is truly a sad post. Sorry anon

>>37959386
No thanks, I'll pass on the acne fertilizer.

You should also use it to cook. It's good for you.

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>>37959424
>saturated fat
>good for you

>>37959377
a taco

>>37959401
Im afraid ill get to the counter and not know what to order then my autism will take over.

>>37959377
>what should i buy guys?

a cup of beans

You wanna help me beat the final boss in dark souls 3

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>>37959346
Wanna play Bloodborne?
mathch label snowboard

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>>37959346
What games do you want to play?
Fuk da loli robot

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What am I if I'm short and skinny?

Ecto: elves
Meso: humans
Endo: dwarves

>>37959284
it's based on your frame and proportions you dip, not necessarily your weight

>>37959252
But Mr. Anon, I do shave my dick.
Not cause I want a girl to suck my dick, but for other reasons.

>>37960368
What other reasons?

I never understand all the expectations that robots have on women.

>>37959230
I kinda do both. I have a real job, but I work from home. I'm a OA for an ok software company.

>>37959230

I'm a banker. I have a corner office and do good work but I'm known as a no-nonsense pro that is anti-social. Pros are people don't fuck with me. Cons are I get all the hard shit since I do whatever it takes including canceling vacations and coming in on the weekends to get shit done.

>>37959230
Im a forklift driver / warehouse peon

>you will never be John Wick and can go on a normie killing rampage

I don't want to hurt anyone but I want the ability to do so. I want to be feared so people fuck off.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o2EU5VOzLQ

>>37959202

gonna watch that now am i in for a comfy ride?

nice beat to that song

>>37959274

John Wick 1 is better than John Wick 2, but they're still both great. The first movie hit me hard because I drive a Mustang and have a puppy.

>>37959025
start REEEEing outside their door in the middle of the night

>>37959025
Wipe shit on their doorknop

>>37959087
Top kek this is great

Do it OP