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brush your teeth right now.it will make it look semi - clean. at least not disgusting. also WHY HAVENT YOU BRISHED IN A YEAR?!

>>37960298
just don't care desu. I simply lack the desire, that's all

>>37960327

Cool. So when your gums recede and your teeth rot and break and the nerves are exposed and the pain is too much, you'll totally be fine with that because taking 5 minutes out of your day to brush and floss is too much of a price to pay, right?

He's the Man
With the Plan

Big Salami
Goes by Donny

Got cucked by the jews a few months back but seems to be trying to redeem himself. Let's see if he does it before passing a judgement.

Donald Trump?

More like BOLAND BOLOGNA.

Seriously, what a farcical President. He is a D I S G R A C E to America. One-term at most. AT MOST.

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Why do you feel that way? Do you have a guilty conscience? Think your roastie ways will catch up to you one day?

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>>37960096
most likely just lives in a bad neighborhood with criminals

>>37960073
You deserve to feel this way ghoster.

You deserve to die.

Don't ignore me arcanine

>>37960385
Like, lifting your own body weight with your wiender?

how many do you do...? I guess you can only do one really.

yeah. one is all you need.

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>>37959865
Not sure where the first one originated but a lot of new versions are made on /biz/

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Imma big fan to be honest

fuck off normies

this is a /biz/ meme, make your own losers

Going to declare bankruptcy tomorrow lads, can't fucking wait. They can't take my steam account ;D

>>37959857
first for race war now lads

What are the nightcrew up to tonight? any plans?

>>37959846
I gave up on sex and focusing on myself.
Ignorance truly is bliss

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>>37959846
>"Dude haha sex isnt that important brah focus on urself xddddd"
>Focuses on rating every girl he sees and talking about his dick or his girlfriend every 5 minutes

I was a kissless sperglord for the first 22 years of my life and am now a devoutly religious celibate, and I can tell you that sex really isn't that important.

Plis help guys :'(

>>37959818
>I felt I had to convince him I wasn't racist
Stop doing that.

the past is the past and you can't change what you've said but let it be a lesson, and try to prevent it in the future.

>why don't you date this girl who will obviously cheat on you
Gee I don't know

>slutty gf
How dumb are you

>>37959812
Well, formerly slutty

It's girls trying to be men and it's as pathetic as it sounds

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>>37959805
>It's girls trying to be men and it's as pathetic as it sounds
It doesn't sound that pathetic to me. I think it's beautiful.

some people like that zamasu guy are very sensitive to nsfw images on this forum so SPOILER ALERT, this image is nsfw

This is weirder than shemales for some reason.

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Here's a 10$ off your next haircut coupon NEETie. Does that help!

wageslaves get injured on the job and laugh it off like the company owns their body and soul

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>>37959761
This frightens their wallets open.

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>>37959698
WHAT A SLUT REEEEEEEE

Cute couple honestly.

Big eggy fock

>>37959698
I still wanna see Laci's tits

>boss schedules herself for 6AM as well as you
>she never shows up until 8
>but if you aren't there and she finds out, you get written up

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>been living off 6-7 hours of sleep for months

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>Its another 5 hours sleep episode

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>>37959670
The rule i follow is if they dont have skin go on in

"If they can reach the dick, it's okay for them to lick."
is a reliable measuring stick

17 you dirtbag

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>>37959641
if you're also white, you should get the fuck out of here you normie scum

>>37960004
im white, so what? does it make a difference?

>>37960355
There are sects of robots who believe blackbots have it far worse than their white counterparts.