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ITT: gush about your oneitis like a faggot 2017-06-26 12:45:35 Post No.37962375
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ITT: gush about your oneitis like a faggot
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2017-06-26 12:45:35
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>tfw her voice is soft and makes you feel warm inside
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any psych anons know how unhealthy this is?
>she's different and actually wants to see the world
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>her kisses still give me shivers
>i still always want to hold her hand and feel her touch
We've been dating for three years now and nothing about our relationship has become boring
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She sings and reads classical literature to me. We also watch anime and read VNs together.
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Doctor told me I very likely have a fake meme disorder (ADHD)
Told me it could be the cause of many of my problems growing up and current problems
Told her i dont believe in it and ive never been to a doctor since
heh, When will normals learn or was i in the wrong here
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>Has chance for NEETBUX
>Throws it away
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>>37962499
I will never identify as mentally ill, sorry friend
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>>37962522
Enjoy being a wage slave. All I can say really.
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>Be me, Freshman in HS
>at lunch, usually sat with one friend from middle school that shared the same first name as me
>he was sick one day, so I decided to just sit in the same place as always
>I could relax, listening to music with my earbuds and watching a b-ball game occurring in our school's courtyard as the sun would shine warmly on my skin.
>about to put headphones in, when some 8/10 qt comes over, telling me her name and asking for mine. I've forgotten her's
>"M-my name's An-anon."
>This isn't right. My body posture alone gives off a sense that I'm a total autismo that should be avoided if possible.
>looking around suspiciously, trying to piece together the situation
>we start to small talk, asking about clubs and stuff, and it suddenly hits me
>our school has a club that intentionally starts conversations and sits with kids alone at lunch
>she's in the club
>oh no, I'm her charity case
>mfw this is the first time I've been alone all year, yet this kid a few feet across from me hasn't had anyone as a friend or from the club this entire year
>now I'm miserable, just trying to get through the situation
>she asks if I usually have a friend at lunch
>"yeah, he is just sick today. We always sit together," I reply directly. She goes 'huh' in reply. That is the best I can do to clear my name, as I am too antisocial to bring it up myself
>mfw my antisocial behavior causes me to have to small talk this girl for another 20 minutes
>10 mins in, the conversation is awkwardly slow as there is nothing else to small talk
>she asks, "Anon, what's your friend's name?"
>still studdering out of antisocialness, I reply, "A-anon."
>Dead silence for a minute straight
>mfw she thinks I'm such an autismo that the best fake friend I can come up with has my own name when in reality I have been perfectly honest this entire conversation
Cont? That was the best part, but there is some more to end it. Also, any way you guys were misunderstood to be (even) more lonely than you are?
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Post cont, congo faggot
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continue please daddy
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Continue originally please
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RED FLAGS FOR GIRLS
>she has a tattoo
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>>37962333
>I don't know why I'm here LOL
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>>37962333
>Yes, I am a single mom. My children are my life. Are you man enough to step up to the plate guys :)
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>she does the non-virgin walk
>she's shorter than 5'7/taller than 6'0
>she doesn't go to church every sunday
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That kid thread. You know what to do. I'll start.
>that kid who asked if he could write his essay in HTML
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>That one kid who mentioned an interest in Columbine School Massacre to his friends and made everybody paranoid at school about him shooting up the school or some other shit.
Ironically enough. He's living a better life than me.
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>That kid who posts that kid threads on /r9k/ and uses examples of kids that out him as still being in middle school
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>that kid who brought a gun to school to impress people
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>playing a game with a romance mechanic in it
>remember that I'm completely unlikeable irl
>turn off my playstation, lie in bed, and cry myself to sleep
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I had to stop playing persona games because of this
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>>37963200
>christmas date with haru
>she puts her head on your shoulder
>heart rate rises irl
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This has happened to me whilst watching porn. If you thought post-fap shame was bad, wait until you get post-failed-fap shame.
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>a 5 years old kid has had more action than 90% of /r9k/
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The ride never ends
the next stop: hell
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>>37962695
>save me a seat ill be there soon enough
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>>37962252
>Refugee kid raping a white girl somewhere in Yurop
Looks about right
Why do girls shave if it just irritates their skin?
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>>37962091
looks good if they can do it well though, makes their privates look like a little girl's
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>>37962091
it doesn't irritate your skin if you take care of your skin
keep your skin clean and use moisturizer
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because chad doesn't like pussy hair
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>Sup man that'll be $20 PLUS TIP
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>>37962058
l don't tip. Thanks man, see ya.
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>$20
>plus $0.00
there you go, go away now
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>can't afford a $2 tip
Just how poor are you?
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>"Thanks for coming to hang out with us, anon! What should we do first?"
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>>37961991
I don't know girls. I was thinking reconstructive surgery might be fun?
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>>37961991
They must bring the far right one along so that they look good
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>Oh good. If it isn't my favorite smooth skin.
How do you respond?
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Even Eggman finally made it.... what's your excuse anon?
He was once an autistic retard like us who posted on these boards for many years, tried to capitalise in his notoriety and failed a few times and now he's out in LA partying and having a great time.
I don't get it, I keep a low profile and avoid becoming a meme and I am still in the same position I was 10 years ago.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnDvm4cLR5U
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as a robot who has 'made it' I have to urge all of you to go back
i go out every day and I'm sick of it. I lost my virginity and regret it greatly. have to go
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>>37961864
I don't get what he's trying to tell me
it's like normies speak a different language
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>>37961864
>be me
>run outside
>look from side to side
>scream "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY"
>go back inside
>feelsgoodman
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What's the most fucked thing you robots have done?
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>>37961860
spit in an autistic kid's face when i was like 10 years old. he was annoying as fuck.
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>>37961860
I used to rob peoples houses. Mostly just for beer or food.
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>>37961860
In first grade killed the class pet, a bunny.
Picked it up and then body slammed it on the floor breaking it's back.
This was 26 years ago btw, rabbit would be dead by now anyway so chill.
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>"aw man this one time I fucked this chick in her parents' car!"
>"aw man really? this one time this chick blew me during a movie"
>"hey anon you got any getting laid stories?"
um....uhhhh..uhhhh...ummmmm
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Sorry, but due to mandatory reporting laws I'll have to decline
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All my friends know I'm a 25 yo virgin, no one cares.
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>>37961842
>be autist
>want gf
>too scared to hit on normal girls
>hit on the psycho but hot black chick
>see agrees to go out with me
>go watch Frozen a month after it's released
>a few kids and parents in the theater
>we're in the back row
>she lays on me
>start cuddling and kissing
>sticks her hands down my pants
>s..stop
>starts jerking me off
>cum
>movie ends
>leave
>walk out in the hallway
>wearing black pants
>look down
>cum stained through
>looks like I spilled a cup of yogurt on my crotch
>spend the next month worried cops would bust in and arrest me for being lewd near kids
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Resident r9k rapper here with the semi bi weekly reminder that I'm working on the r9k mixtape. Haven't updated this week because I've been celebrating my birthday by going full degenerate with junk food and anime, but the mixtape is about 4 songs away from completion. I really need someone to make a mixtape cover for me.
Heres a playlist with all the songs done so far.
https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLUeBDIQmdBn-lFIHa81qIQ6i0CrqvtQXd
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>>37961794
Which animes and junk food?
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Bumping you again, this mixtape is sick
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10/10
love these songs breh
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is it weird to jack off to pictures of your own dick?
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Sounds more healthy than fapping to traps, BBC, or ballbusting
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>>37961748
No. I crossdress and always had the fantasy of dressing as a french maid and getting creampied. Met a hot guy online, told him my fantasy, he agreed to get tested, came back clean, went to his place, and recorded our fucking. I jerk off to it literally every day since.
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>>37961831
Please god tell me you have a link to it