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There's no purpose my friend, try to look forward to death

>>37962770
kill yourself

orifgib

It's not about getting those things, it's about enjoying them.

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>be NEET
>officially working for parents business for several years now
>actually not working for them they only ask me to do filing every so often
>get paid weekly for doing nothing
>resume has several years of office work on it

I know its cheating but still.

whats a job that a neet with no reference can get

>>37962824
Volunteer work. Those place love being references

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I don't really care about sexual pleasure, I can produce that for myself. I want a woman that I can actually enjoy the company of, respect as a human being, and reproduce with in full confidence that we are producing a generation of men better than the previous one through out pairing.

As such I will likely die alone, but if that is the price I must pay to maintain my dignity in the face of this degenerate cycle so be it.

>>37962793
You need to get laid bro! You just need to get that first nut, it gets easier from there

>>37962711
>>37962835

Thanks pretend Chad. You're genuinely more helpful than the rest of the people on this board.

Mine was through sheer luck. Had oneitis for a girl I knew had no feelings for me for years, but lived in denial. A week ago I started hanging out with a girl I'd known for a while as friends and afterwards couldn't stop thinking about her, finally being able to get past the first girl. Sometimes you just need something to push you past someone.

By being a dick when she rejected.

>"I think we should stay friends"
>"We were never friends"
>walk away, never acknowledge her again
It's that easy.

>>37962813
I was, I ignored her (and got my friends to) until school finished. That didn't help through, and I broke when she asked me to go smoke. I said yes, and she has avoided me since. I realized I messed up but I cant get over it

>>37962668
Lmao, who the fuck is that?

>An inch or two under average height and length
>length

>>37962702
this guy makes "funny" videos on youtube, go check im out

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UGHHHHHH AHHH GIVE MY BABY A HIGH CREDIT SCORE WITEBOI

>blonde wig
>blue contacts
Fuck I hate these kinds of black people. Literally mentally ill.

>>37962664
Name?
And she does hardcore?
I always wanted to fap to some black barbie bimbo.

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>Still alive

9r1gnal

I would answer you but you posted a shitty fucking image and it pisses me off because you turn the catalogue into /b/ whenyou post.

So sage, and fuck you and kill yourself you fucking stupid shit

>>37962625
was in line at the store and some guy said "excuse you" to me, even though i wasn't in his way at all

that's the only thing anyone said to me today

>>37962594
What's with the pic?

>>37962594
Zink makes your cum yellow.

>>37962594

What do you mean it helps with dreams?

>>37962542
Try it, she might think it's clever enough to respond. Then you really do get to touch those girls.

ded srs id swipe left because shes white

i prefer asian girls only please!~ hurray for being white and having asian fever!

but whos kidding who im quite likely to be a kv for the rest of my life eks dee. but i did recently develop a suprising case of body dismorphia and started getting obsessed about looks so maybe theres hope for me after who am i kidding heh kill me plase

I'm just upset that that suit is a two piece. Would look better as a one

>>37962487
You sure showed him, OP.

You're not a beta bitch at all.

>>37962487
He might not be smart, but at least he doesn't like bleach

Niggers go to school to sell weed and stolen items you idiot. He is also there to eat a free lunch and fuck teenage girls. The sooner he graduates the sooner he needs to join the real world.

White people do the same thing (avoiding the real world) by going to university for meme degrees.

>>37962462
Because he wants your money.
I hope you only smoke weed anon.
All other drugs are really bad to get into.

>>37962498
Idk m8, painkillers are comfy in moderation. Tried heroin once and had the sense to see that it was too enjoyable.

Still take scrips though and can get along just fine without them.

>>37962540
At least say you're not the op


>>37962498
I understand my situation anon.

>>37962444
originally ew

Miss Piggy! Your new tattoo looks great!

Some pig.

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haven't read the post yet but here's an image

if I can think of it, it basically exists

if I just think of a pure virgin gf that genuinely loves me, she exists in my mind and I can love her

the external world is irrelevant

>Imagine you lived in a place which never stopped raining, but never flooded. A place where it could somehow be Autumn year round.

It was already perfect like this and you just kept making it better.

>>37962398
You're anonymous, there is no reason to be.

>>37962515
Exactly, just join in and start attacking your previous posts

I've never been to the board but I get the impression they're all redditfags

learn to be obnoxious

>>37962383
I honestly dont know either, i mean if youre not diagnosed with autism but obviously have it , you go in a strange grey area

>>37962383
I could write you a half script if you want.

Just ask about the hours, one question should suffice, and I don't think you should be asking too many things in your state.