What kind of retard rents or buys a house these days? Just get a huge camper. It's cheaper and you don't have to worry about rent or mortages. There's a lot of used ones on the market cheap. Living in a camper makes it easier to hop jobs, since you can apply in lots more places and just drive to whatever city that offers you the job. You're not tied down so you can move easy if the economy is shitty or the cost of living is too high in your particular location.
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>>37964546
What if you don't want to live in a fucking camper?
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>>37964546
it comes with it's own set of chronic worries, but not bad if you are in the right region
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>>37964553
what kind of motherfucker doesnt want to live in a camper?
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If you had the option of being turned into a real life hot girl but could never go back, would you do it?
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>>37964451
>Would you become more attractive and never go back
hard choice. Really makes me think
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>>37964451
YES. Doesn't even have to be hot. As long as I could finally be a real girl
Not a tranny though
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>>37964451
Do I keep my mind unchanged? If so, then sure.
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I read on the internet that an ounce of dark chocolate a day is an effective anti depressant
Anyone tried this?
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>>37964445
>Listening to anyone on the internet
It's bullshit and you know it.
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>>37964445
>I read on the internet that an ounce of dark chocolate a day is an effective anti depressant
Obviously not, if you could fix existential angst and hopelessness WITH SOME FUCING CHOCOATE HOW THE FUCK WOULD IT EVER BE A THING YOU MASSIVE RETARD
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>>37964445
no, but it is good for your health
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Does r9k read at all? Favorite books? I'm going to the public library tomorrow and would appreciate some recommendations. I have a short attention span because I'm dumb so I'd prefer something that isn't too slow.
pic unrelated
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>2017
>reading
(someone aleady said these thoughts and i've been muted for 2 seconds)
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>>37964355
I'm a bored NEET and I want to do something more "productive" with my time as of right now rather than just playing video games all day.
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>>37964401
Kurt Vonnegut is really good, smart but easy to read. Slaughterhouse Five is the classic, but Cats Cradle is nice if you're super cynical about religion. Mark Twain is pretty easy to read too, and his short stories are noce. And your library might even have manga if you're a weeb.
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>roommate's really nice but has annoying as fuck habits
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>>37964269
>roommate is nice but has terrible friends
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>roomate posts tumblr gifs featuring reddit: the nigger
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>roommate is a pussy slayer
>pumps and dumps loads of girls
>get the number of one girl he fucked
>go out with her
>roommate gets mad and says I violated brocode
>been a dick to me since
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>in kindergarten
>have gf
>she plays with my hair and does shit I don't like
>complain to my mom
>"she could be really pretty when she's older anon, you never know"
>fast forward 14 years
>my family and hers met up today (was best friends with her brother, our families were good friends until we moved)
>I'm a khhv
>she's an 8/10 qt
>tfw my mom was right
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>>37964266
pic r-related???
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>>37964319
No
I was muted for 2 seconds
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>inb4 "shoulda raped her"
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>2017
>dating someone of your own race
Why aren't you making beautiful mixed babbies?
http://www.pewsocialtrends.org/interactives/intermarriage-across-the-u-s-by-metro-area/
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>>37964263
i would if i weren't a manlet desu
I like all the races. black girls got that amazing ghetto booty, asian girls have that tight pussy, white and latina girls are good all rounders, etc
Anyone that limits themselves is a pleb
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Speaking as a mixed race man please do not fucking do this, its not a meme me as well as every mixed person ive ever met was bullied, depressed, suicidal or low self esteem. So fuck off shill stop selling my shitty existence to these dumb faggots
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>>37964413
Fuck off, /pol/tard. I'm blasian and never had a problem.
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pathetic
dropout
abusive
trash
stinky
loser
crazy
im the closest thing you have to a buddy. so learn to appreciate me. understand that i dont have to talk to garbage like you. cry all you want
you need to make some changes in your life
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>>37964250
who are you talking about?
origami
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>>37964250
sage
saging
faggot
cock guzler
OP
I am the closest thing you'll have to a bump.
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>>37964250
Nice, very nice indeed. How cone.
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>driving down road to a party
>heart is pounding
>take next exit on the highway and head back home before it gets worse
>pull into liquor store and buy a bottle of rum before heading back
>"Any plans tonight?" the attractive cashier asks me
>"Just hanging out with some friends"
>drive back home
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>>37964241
yeah, done that before
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>>37964241
>>37964343
Lame, and never done that before.
29 and a kissless virgin. You're even more pathetic than me!!!!!!!!!!
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>>37964241
she's just making small talk you autist
its her job to be nice so you buy shit
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I'm so sick of my friends. You are the sum of your closest five friends and I feel like I'm pecking with the turkeys. They're fat, unambitious, complacent, depressed LOSERS! I want to be successful in life! But all I keep doing is wasting my energy trying to fix them. FUCK I spent money on their dreams instead of mine and spent time and energy trying to fix them instead of spending it on ME. At this point I'd rather be alone than talk to them.
I want to become friends with ambitious, rich, /fit/ people and fly with the eagles. Encourage eachother. Go out and have nice dinner and socialize. I guess my ego is too low for that just yet. Met a guy on tinder who was exactly that, and I felt inadequate. Fuck I wanna get my shit together and fly like a full blooded patriotic 4th of July eagle ass motherfucker.
What am I supposed to do? Man, if my friends knew how I really felt about them...
(pic unrelated, recently restarted my computer and have nothing on it, feel free to post shit for me to save.)
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>>37964231
Why do you retain contact with them?
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You sound like a narcissistic loser. You deserve to be alone.
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>>37964231
That sucks. My best friend is like a more socially competent version of myself. Other than that, we pretty much have the same interests and about the same level of intelligence.
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When did you realize that 99.7% of the world population is not sentient?
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>>37964192
More like 90%, I like being optimistic.
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>>37964261
You can be optimistic; just don't be a fool. 10% is too much.
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>>37964192
I don't think anyone is sentient besides me though.
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>tfw I see myself in the mirror.
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>take a photo of myself
>look like a monster
Terribly unphotogenic
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>>37964189
>TFW not ugly, but not good looking enough
why even live, desu
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well, good news is that women don't give a fuck about a guy's looks
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This girl has masturbated and has been horny at least once
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>>37964184
yeah, they're all sluts
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>>37964184
Live with 8/10 qt3.14 student
>I don't masturbate, if I'm ever horny I just have sex :^)
My room is next to hers, I know she was telling the truth. Feels extremely bad, man.
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That's strangely arousing
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If you like Tomboys you're GAY. 2017-06-26 02:35:57 Post No.37964141
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If you like Tomboys you're GAY.
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If you like Tomboys you're a closeted homosexual. Short hair, boyish mannerisms.
>Muh rugged outdoorsy man hobbies.
>Muh doing boy stuff
>Muh "I'm one of the guys"
No, fuck Tomboys. Men are supposed to like feminine traits only. Nature didn't intend for men to like non-feminine things. Nature doesn't want you to like Tomboys. Females aren't supposed to wear pants, or spats, they're supposed to wear skirts and long dresses.
If you find more traditionally masculine things more attractive than traditionally feminine things, well I have some news for you, you're fucking gay bro.
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The superficial contrast can accentuate the true femininity that she does have, plebe.
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>>37964141
Listen, I appreciate the bait, I really do, but this is on R9K, home of the trap thread, and already filled with fags. Try another board.
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>>37964271
Fine jack off to your fat Power Dykes you closet faggolas. See if I care.
Tomboys are all disgusting wannabe-men. Perpetuating the degeneration of our culture by further tearing apart the pre-established gender roles.
Men are supposed to be men
Women are supposed to be women.
Also, pic related, it's your dumb powerdyke gf.
Will being a virgin ever become socially acceptable like in Japan?
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>>37964097
they know that bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks, how is this a bad thing?
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I like how Japan is a country of wizards desu.
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>>37964097
it's not socially acceptable in japan