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I know. Hopefully it'll kill me soon.

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>>39482211
Nice dubs.

The only question I ask myself these days is which will kill me first: alcohol, cigarettes or depression? My life is a race to the bottom.

>>39482347
Same here. I know for a fact that I will die of either lung cancer, liver failure or sucide. It's kind of exciting wondering which one it'll be.

>>39482208
I'd say get a fucking job but I don't have one.
But at least I don't post fag shit all day... or ever.
Do something more constructive with your time for fucks sake.

>>39482248
>I'd say get a fucking job but I don't have one.
>But at least I don't post fag shit all day... or ever.
>Do something more constructive with your time for fucks sake.
Yeah I was thinking about getting a job actually

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>tfw you post fag threads ironically but then worry you might actually be gay

>>39482193
ITSUMO MIRAKURU

I want to violently rape Akarin.

>>39482193
If 4chan was an anime akarin would be /r9k/

>>39482191
The nicer Chads will try to reach out to quiet people and sometimes invite them to go out. But I always fuck it up.

>>39482191
I have a few Chad buddies but I always feel like I'm some sort of novelty to them.

We called him cool john. He was a really nice guy.

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>>39482189
bumpin' for my man APC

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>>39482222
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holy shit them quads

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>>39482222
>>39482222
>>39482222
this thread is going off the rails.. cheqd'

Very good band. I personally like The Ramones and The Sex Pistols more but London Calling is one of my favorite albums.

>>39482122
Those are good too but I still place this album specifically at the top of my list.

>>39482091
Rock the Casbah is one of my favorite songs as of late. I'm not really familiar with any of their other music outside of their hits, however (London Calling etc.).

iktf anon. I do the same exact thing except I usually look for discords on /r9k/

>>39482101
i rarely see discords posted on here except for the two robot ones.

>>39482045
>>39482243
Same situation as you, just search the catalogue for the keyword discord on either a Monday afternoon/evening or almost anytime on the weekend. Keep in mind though the threads are against the rules so they could get deleted before you see them, another good strategy is to check 4chan archive sites and search for "discord" to find the threads that have died that you may have missed.

Also I too hate social interaction but the beauty of doing it online is that you can just drop in and out whenever you feel like it and people won't care too much.

It's ok guy we're here. Get something to eat and just try not to think about it. We'll be ok anon

She's not the most important person in your life anon. You are. There's no point in thinking about someone who isn't thinking about you.

Sit back, grab a beer, and turn on some vidya. Saturday nights aren't meant to be wasted thinking about some roastie.

I know its probably a bad idea to ask but Im curious. What happened?

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Somebody has to do it so I will, sauce please OP.

>>39482008

If it's the bottom one I'm interested

I'm not wasting my hard earned money on roasties.

Are you worried about your future or are you here to mock people?

Well I think the average age is probably mid 20s but yes most of us are virgins.

>>39482007
Just 'virgin' would be an understatement. The softest thing my lips have touched is food.

Nizoral Shampoo 2-3 times per week and Minoxidil 5%.

There's Finasteride but it has some pretty serious side effects.

Lift and then shave your head. Anything else is a waste of money, fighting against genetics, and a waste of time.

Don't be a balding 130lb loser. Eat big, get big, shave big. Anyone who counters this advice is probably fat and alone for life.

Not replying to fags who @ me.

you seem familiar... where you from?

watch anime and forget that you exist. works well for me.

>>39481996
that is pretty much just substance abuse slowly creeping towards suicide. i just hate my mind and body. the fact that no matter how much i cultivated it, it would never create anything worth while makes me want to destroy it

i just want to be good. life is so horrible and i just want to bring something good and new to it but i am genetically predetermined to fail. i don't know what to do. i want to tear something great out of myself but i there is nothing i can't start a flame with clay

I just wish tumblr hadn't replaced fetish blogspots. It's hard to find good content anymore.

Also Pokemon Arena.

>>39481939
>tfw I was moderately famous in club penguin back in the day

>>39482097
Me too! I used to work on a few club penguin blogs and I would legit get recognized in the game

>>39481888
So? Ashton Kutcher has been balding since like 19 and he has a pretty good head of hair still I'd say

>>39481888
get a haircut homie

I've been balding AND getting grey hairs since 17 haha

>>39481883
Let me guess you live in socal

He makes "ironic memes" unironically

>>39481938

What did he mean by this oregano pastrami