>just figured out the girl I'm dating has three brothers
Should I just end it?
Before u leave this board forever u filthy normie, why would that make u want to stop dating her?
>>37966526
Oh I'm sorry I guess you got lost YOU FUCKING NORMIE GET OUT
OUT
OUT
OUT
bitch, that's a mistake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IMRK5vFsuV0
Silly wagie, go to bed. Your free time is over.
Mr Sheckelstein owns you now.
Tomorrow another week of hard, painful labor awaits you. You don't want to be late and make him mad again do you?
If only you were part of the NEET master race. But like you say: another day another dollar, eh?
Tick Tock, wagefuck.
>>37966504
Get a life fucking nerd
>>37966504
>tfw neet
>starving but mom is still up and I can't get to the fridge because she'll yell at me
>still fat
Fuck you OP, this is worse.
>mfw I'm a wagie on vacation and I can afford to shitpost on /r9k/ on a monday morning
"I'm ready, Anon. You can do whatever you want to me."
What do you do?
send her back to africa
>>37966500
I'd go to town on those tits and motorboat the FUCK outta them.
Conquer Africa
i unbanned my self and back again
nothing can stop me.
i violate global rule 1 7 times and got a several times of ban, but that couldn't stop me
i'm ultimate NOTHING CAN'T STOP ME FROM SHITPOSTING
>nothing can't stop me from shitposting
But that means something can stop you you illiterate nigger
until they range ban your IP address
On a somewhat related note; can the mods see your IP address and the boards you frequently go to? A random poster knew I was from Canada and that I go on r9k (this was on another board)
Hey /r9k/, should i buy a pair of silicone feet?
I want some, but I don't know where to get them
I cum between the toes
>>37966782
You can get them on Amazon for like $120.
>in car with friends, driving
>qt girl we hang out with sits up front with me
>puts her small feet with light blue striped socks on dash
>spreading her toes and stretching soles
>immediately get aroused and flustered
I feel so weird but I seriously can't help it..
Any other anons have awkward problems like this?
>>37966380
>Any other anons have awkward problems like this?
I don't know any women so no I can't say I do
>>37966468
I'm sorry
I guess I can only recommend going out more with friends?
>>37966468
>female friend accidently brushes my arm or puts her arm jokingly around me
>red faced and hard as diamonds
i know how you feel op
we're fucking degenerate creatures
what is your dream job, robots?
mine, pianist in a bar
>>37966374
no job op
>>37966374
I really can't talk about it
>>37966374
porn actor..
fuck yea
$23 to fuck a pregnant whore, should I do it?
She is hot, but if it costs $23 don't you think 1000s of guys jumped on this already?
Avoid at all costs
If you do it use a condom.
>>37966362
No, think about that poor baby.
Should you EVER tell a girl you like her first?
I'm not even sure if it still works like that friend
>>37966358
You should sleep with her first and then tell her
>>37966358
Yeah it's 1995 get with it
i've never had a boyfriend yet my pussy says otherwise,
why has god punished me like this?
>>37966345
Outer labias that are big doesnt come from alot of sex its genetic.
There is surgery like circumcision that "fixes" this. You'll lose feeling but it will be more aesthetic.
>>37966345
The robots don't understand vaginas-- this surprises you?
I did it lads, mommy made me get a job at organic grocery store
somehow manage to impress the manager in the interview even though Im a retarded slob.
Have to be there at 6 AM mon-fri. How do I get used to waking up early robots?
learn to sleepwalk
>>37966292
You can't get used to it.
Last november I tried to work, for the first time in 7 years.
Found a job, after 3 days I went back to being NEED and living off welfare.
fuck work lol
>>37966292
>>37966292
>Have to be there at 6 AM mon-fri. How do I get used to waking up early robots
you dont. Enjoy your hell, wagie
very appropriate captcha
>no good movies
>no good tv
>no good vidya
>no good women
>no good threads
fucking kill me already
You could try reading books
>>37966222
what do you mean no good movies?
>no good movies
Check out Good Will Hunting (1997)
>no good tv
Watch reruns of some old TV shows for nostalgic measure
>no good vidya
Play Total Wars series
>no good women
Anzujaamu is a qt (pic related)
>no good threads
Check out >>37934104
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tuf59ex-U0
Is what he is saying true? Am I fucked?
>>37966208
yea lol lmao kek
>>37966208
Where did you find that egg statue? My city (Mason City, Iowa) recently bought one a lot like it with tax money.
this video makes me fucking nauseous, yea, i'm playin' catchup, but i'm gona win
Why the fuck aren't you a snitch? Nothing better than making normie's lives harder.
>see code enforcement violation on someone's property
>call code enforcement
>see someone doing illegal drugs
>call police on them
>neighbors dog gets out
>call animal control on them
>see neighbor run a business in a residential zoned area
>call the cops
>>37966149
Cause I'm not a lame
>>37966149
no way theres a chance i might be mistaking a normie for a robot.
we are brothers here
because i cant be anonymous on the phone
>ITT: Sum up your political views in one sentence
I'll start: Monarchism is the final redpill
>>37966138
>I'm 16 and I just read Moldbug for the first time *mind blown*
Kill yourself retard nigger
>>37966138
>>>/pol/ please
Monarchism is pretty good though, just drop the whole inbreeding thing