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It's better be a morning person, most normies do stuff at night

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>>37970468
>>37970495
Best schedule is late night / early morning. It's the most peaceful while normalfags are sleeping. It's 4am right now and I'm still up from yesterday. Just smoked a cigarette and meditated for a while. Ultra comfy right now.

>>37970495
>It's better be a morning person

I think there's dozens of studies that suggest it's better for your physical and mental health. Even so I'm still a nightowl and fucking hate the mornings. I always wake up tired.

So start it now moron

>>37970464
I managed to do 5 pages in 8 hours, including research and still got 65% kek. You can manage and pass if you start NOW

>14 knaut journey ahead of me
>haven't even hoisted the sail
this is it for me lads

>>37970424
I am thankful for being born in a safe country, for having loving parents and being able to have an education

If i was born in africa i wont've been a dicklet

I am grateful for being born in a time and place that has pizza.

>Your first ever orgasm will never be inside of her

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>implying I will have a time
Hehe nice one OP

>>37970375
>Girlfriend at 19 was virgin
>Hottest girl I've ever been with
>13 years later that calibre of girl won't even look at me
>Had the chance to take her virginity
>Wasn't patient enough to wait because I'd already been having sex so just cheated on her a lot then eventually dumped her

I want to go back and punch myself so fucking hard. Just one of the many, many, many mistakes I made to squander my life.

>>37970369
Yes and anyone who says otherwise should go back to redd*t.

What is the roastie problem exactly?

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>>37970417
They are privileged, shallow and mindless women.
If they get their only thing destroyed that matters to them (their beauty) they pretty much have no value anymore.
Then they will realize that the only thing people liked about her is her beauty. Tehir personalities couldn't develope because they don't need one if they are just seen objects.

>>37970261
Yes!!

orignalio

This is why trump needs to die. We'll get mike "LGBT BBQ" pence who has said on record that he wants to put all the gays in one massive grinder

why does it bother you? just because someone has different interests to you.

no

oreganoasdwdasd

kinda

god chooses most of my life desu

>>37970174
Only if you consider peanut butter and jelly to be soul mates. Some things just go together naturally very well.

>>37970159

>realize you're gay
>instead of just accepting that you're gay, it must be a conspiracy that made you gay

Fuck off, faggot.

trash shoop kys

you can live for weeks without water, but not a single second without hope ~aren

>>37970153
quit smoking weed
it is holding you back
making you content with your place in the world, and you really should not be.

Cut out the middle men?

>>37970153
grow?
>free weed
>you can sell it and make money
kills two birds with one stone

>>37970087
>who here is losing weight unhealthily?
>the faster, the better with me
>im using adderall and trying to restrict
>but only low doses of adderall so it will work when i really need it
>i want to learn how to purge. seems scary. gonna try laxatives and fat blockers

ok

laxatives dont do anything. and if you want to curb appetite, why not do low carb instead? save money on adderal.

anyways good luck but just remember if you dont change your habits you'll likely balloon again after you lose all the weight.

>>37970105
my script is $16
anon, i know what im doing. i am usually on /fit/ and know how to eat healthy and have a maintenance plan

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Thanks for the offer, but no.

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>>37970071
outta my way sperg

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>>37970077
That's not how you make friends, Anon!
apparently that wasn't original

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>>37969936
you stupid stupid faggot
reminder to account for PPP and to kill youself

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>>37969956
The World Bank estimated 1.29 billion people were living in absolute poverty in 2008. Of these, about 400 million people in absolute poverty lived in India and 173 million people in China.


you sure told me kid

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>>37969998
absolute poverty = surviving on 1.25$ a day
nice non sequitur hurrrrrrr

also
>people

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>we are closer to 4000 than we are to the Punic Wars

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>2008 was 30 years ago
Time really flies

>>37969856
>>we are closer to 2020 than we are to 2010
Good, because 2010 sucked.

>we are closer to 4000 than we are to the Punic Wars
That, is fucking interesting. Like genuinely, actually interesting. I have never thought of that before.

There basically the same since they both taste like shit.

pull the trigger you faggot i dont give a shit

>>37969817
I drank Mug's whenever my and my cousin would go on our ATVs and ride down the street on a hot summer day while my sister was in the Hospital.

I drank Barq's whenever I got back from the pool with that same cousin on a different hot summer day while my sister was in the Hospital.

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>>37969771
I'd kill a man for free if it meant I'd get the death penalty.

Depends on the person. If I got to choose who I would kill then yes.

>>37969786
Yeah same only if I get to choose