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>>37971561
I am so sorry for your loss anon, even knowing it was coming does little to ease the pain.
>get a hobby -- not video games or anime, a real one
>groom yourself, keep your space clean
>start taking modifinil, l-theanine and caffeine in mornings
>eat your oats, cut your hair
>start reading >>>/lit/
>start lifting >>>/fit/
>help out your mom, even though you're both hurting right now

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>>37971561
I am sorry for your loss, OP. In the spirit of >>37971796 here is a recipe that I found here and enjoyed. Cooking can be one of the most rewarding endeavors you'll ever undertake and it might give you something to focus on as you work your way through your grief.

>>37971796
fuck off normie , keep neeting it up op you can use his death as some meme and pretend you are depressed

>>37971529
When society wasn't totally dicked over by progressive shit? I want to go back too.
Music was bretty good too.

>>37971595
alt right is a fucking cancer and the worst trend that happened after the 00s

>>37971529
nah... fuck that shit.

woudln't wanna go back even I got paid for it.

>every fcking idiot wants to be an emo, rocker some kind of metal head
>every idiot wants to play guitar
>every bitch thinks she's now a punk after hearing one my chemical romance or a green day song

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>>37971479
Yes, they have special police at the mental institution, you can go warn them there

>>37971479
They will look into it

It's like, they're in a flying saucer and I'm laying in bed. Pls do not hurt my family uguu

doing someone vaguely weird doesn't automatically = autist

>>37971406
I still wanna test if I can use cords and nails to make impromptu brass knuckles

>>37971445
It does when I've been like that since I left the womb

YOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU

SHOWER BOI DON'T GET NO HO

WATCH ME WATCH DAT WATER WATER FLOW

AINT NO WATER ON MY DOME COZ WATER IS FOR BITCHES N HOES

Have a fucking shower.
Disgusting cunt.

>>37971400
What country are you from, OP?

originalissimo

>>37971370
Raping someone and soliciting a prostitute are both illegal, yet the latter is less likely to see you getting hurt. Be safe, OP.

Hang in there bro. I literally just lost my khv status after 25 years.

Fake it until you make it.

>>37971370
geez just hire an escort man

>>37971307
>06/26/17
>opened the window first time this year

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have you tried pic related?

eat healthier and shower at least once a week

>>37971153
I thought they could be. I think white can be anon, sorry

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girls are overrated anyway
just get a big butt whiteboy

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>>37971153
Race has nothing to do with being a robot.

But it has everything to do with your musical taste and if you don't listen to Nightcore, you can kindly fuck off to facebook where you belong normos.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qVhU01PinI

i tell to people who consider themselves ugly that they should go bald. It will lower expectations so much that you won't seem so bizarre, infact you'll be authentic and original ~aren

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>be born attractive
>pictures usually turn out nice
>receive compliments
i can't sympathize, OP, i don't know what that's like

>>37971129
Post your actual face then, faggot, we'll r8 it

>>37970983
Its embracing you know? Also sluts more care about Chad and not like your sister looks like.

>>37970983
>girls like it right?
I thought girls were super bitchy and hated to see men with other girls?

>>37970983
I don't know, it's kinda dishonest, because some girls will assume absolutely WHATEVER about who the girl may be. Everything from ex-gf, potential love interest to actual gf.

If you don't mind the wild presumptions, it might improve your chances with some, though.

>being afraid to put a bitch in her place
give her a smack up the head what is she gonna do complain to mom and dad? They would probably be grateful

Just throwing this out there, politely asking her to turn it down would probably yield better results than shitposting about it on a chinese noodle-rating forum.

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>>37970955
dont use my waifu to shitpost ok

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>>37970934
>bicurious phase
when is that supposed to happen? I am 24 and I don't know these feels.

>>37970961

not op but i'm just hitting mine now at 26

>>37970961

Well to be fair I'm probably just slightly bi but I didn't act on it long enough for it to go back to sleep.

At will? Hell yes. Permanently? Hell no.

>>37970931
I mean do people remember me always being a cute girl with a dong?
Am I just suddenly a cute girl with a phallus?
Will people question me suddenly being a cute girl with a penis? Or will they just shrug their shoulders?
I mean yes no matter the answers to those really, I lose literally nothing by getting a big dick and being an attractive female, all genders like females and nothing says I have to get fucked.

>>37970931
I would take it since I'm already an ugly girl with a small dick

>>37970857
You can easily just go for the fucking 18 year olds or whatever lowest your country's AoC laws allow and get that teenage pussy.

Just make sure to have at least minimum wage job and have a car you can drive around and those young babes consider you superior to boys their age already.

>>37970857
>settle for roasties my age
I'd rather be alone.

>>37970900
except its not that easy.

Everyone looks down upon the guy who's chasing after school age girls even if they are above the age of consent.

You're automatically seen as the 'creeper'

Senior Regional Development Assistant to the General Representative Development Procedure Manager

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>He has a job where he either cannot or is not allowed to browse 4chan

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>>37970870
>Assistant to manager