its been a while since I've seen a gf thread.
soooooo, gf thread!
we have similar tastes
originati
Here I go with the triple 6 treat.
INFP gf
>penis inspection day at work today
>totally forgot about it
>usually call in sick every year
>walk in and everyone is standing around gossiping and smiling
>boss finally stands on a chair and tells all the men to line up
>stand between two tall Chads who go skiing practically every weekend
>female co-workers stand opposite us with their arms folded whispering to each other
>older female coworker approaches each of us and pulls down our boxer shorts
>gasps from the group of girls as they find out the new guy who joined has a penis that's like 7 inches soft
>woman finally reaches me
>trying hard to think of something hot to get a semi
>too scared and it's as short as can be
>she pulls my boxers down
>everyone bursts out laughing
>black guy literally walks up to me with his hands pressed to his face mouthing "what the fuuuuck nigga!?"
>female co-workers all laughing and pointing
>one guy starts chanting "lock him up, lock him up"
>everyone starts chanting it
>inspector lady takes out a chastity device and puts it on me and locks it
>moves on to the Chad beside me who says "oh yeah" when his huge, uncut cock tumbles out of his boxer shorts
>inspection ends and I rush to the toilet to cry
>come back and girls are swapping numbers with guys
>go to my desk and turn on my computer
>somehow my password isn't working
>ask the guy next to me if knows if the passwords have changed
>Chad shouts from across the room "have you tried tiny dick two-thousand-and-seventeen?"
>everyone bursts out laughing
>several people come and stand with their faces pressed against mine and laugh really loud into my ears with their eyes as wide as they can open
Why the fuck do normalfags act like this? What do they get out of it?
>>37967151
I hate normies as much as the next guy, but it doesn't count if they bully you in your dreams.
>>37967151
I had a penis inspection day at work last week, entire work collective was witnessing my micropen0r that day
>>37967151
>penis inspection day at work today
what exactly do you work with?
>birthday
>surprise acid party
WHAT is the DEAL with you and acid attacks anon?!
Tbh these acid attacks are awful
her:You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
Any good YouTubers pls post
>>37963270
life according to jimmy
tj kirk
powerful jre
SteveMRE is best tier. Comfy and quality content.
Nice
Eggman obviously
He's our guy and he made it
How did Dylan Klebold even get involved in the shooting? He wasn't a sociopath like Eric. And took himself less seriously.
>>37962290
it was his idea to begin with
>>37962290
because they look super cute together
>>37962290
Too much duke nukem
Let's post some funny screencaps from /r9k/.
I only have newer ones saved on my phone.
Something original thyng
Come on lads, I only have a few saved on phone.
Write a letter to someone. Include initials if desired.
Leave me alobe you dont care about me stop coming here. Go get fucked by chad and brad in 3 sums since you hate robots so much.
I know what you did. It makes me sick to think we all trusted you. I hope one day your life is torn apart just like ours have been.
Die in a fucking hole.
You're not as confident as you pretend to be. How are you supposed to be a 'grown man' (you're not) yet you find difficulty in sending a recent pic? Deception.
Look robots, family is important, it's best you make your bonds with them as strong as possible
Why don't you start by giving them a hug?
>>37944180
robots dont feel
>>37944180
I'm snuggling my brother in bed. Feels good to go to sleep in his arms.
>>37944220
Doesn't mean you can't make them feel loved
>>37944450
That's great titcow
What do you do if a girl doesn't respond to a text in 24 hrs without being needy?
Pretty much give up
>>37972802
nothing
>tfw watching grills from my past blocking and unblocking me repeatedly on fagbook
This is why if you read dating advice for men on the internet, they tell you to date multiple women at once. You don't do anything when she doesn't respond in 24 hours. Maybe you wait a week and try again, if she doesn't respond, delete her number and go on to the next one. And try not to be too hurt about it.
that THIS is who you choose to spend every day with. You're either bisexual in the making or soon will turn full-blown mentally ill tranny. There is no hope for you.
what the fuck are you talking about?
also trannies need to be cured. i hope they find a way to detect this disorder in the womb
>>37972633
I am currently in progress of building my own gay national bolshevik anime gang
>>37972633
>a little extra build
This guy's full-on trans-fat.
>10 hours without looking at porn
I don't think I've ever gone this long. You boys been staying away from porn? Conquering your addictions?
>>37972574
I wank once a day.
After 48 hours of nofap, the cravings really kick in and my loads really get bigger
>>37972574
hey bouys
i haven't fapped for 16 days now, kinda doing it
to get a sweet testosterone boost to picc up the
thicc m'ladys if you know what i mean.
i'm not gonna fap again until the tenth or eleventh day of september
because i did a roll and it said i have to go 90
days without fappinating.
my nuggets are huge right now.
reply to this post if you wanna join in, last 2 digis are the amount of days you go no fap
I just thought about a THICC jewess who works at an apartment complex that I deliver to and I'm getting PAWG cravings. Good thing all adult content is blocked on my phone.
>I have no friends and no social life since i left school
>That was 7 fucking years ago
>>37972550
well atleast you are a cool ass dj
>>37972799
it's not me m8
>>37972550
>tfw you never had a social life even in a fucking 24/7 school
Who should I main in Tekken 7?
>>37972447
You should main Bob
Lucky Chloe!
>>37972447
Lucina of course
how the fuck do you make friends in real life?
>>37972354
Get a job lad.
If you can't make mates at the workplace then it's game ove.r
Go to >>>/adv/ and ask them. They can help you. R9k is not the board to ask for help.
>>37972354
by weird coincidences
>Been depressed since I was 14
>weight loss, self harm and insomnia for years
>22 now and decided to finally see the doctor about it and get something done
>have a shower and do my hair so I at least look presentable going out into the public
>anxiety rampant, shaking and can't control it
>go in and explain my situation to the doctor whilst stuttering
>"You look clean and healthy so it must not be that bad. Change your diet"
What the fuck?!?!?! I finally do something about this and I'm told I look healthy so it can't be that bad?!?!?!?!
I'm fucked now. What do I do?
Professional help is a meme
There is no escape
The nightmare continues
>>37972321
keep cutting yourself, it seems to have worked for this long. maybe go a bit deeper this time instead of those superficial ones you always do. yes i'm telling you to kill yourself
>>37972321
A GP's not a wizard, and besides, you probably do look healthy. It's retarded to give someone a million pills when they're not severely ill, especially when it's a psychological problem rather than a physical one. You can try going to a shrink, but it's probably not going to help a whole lot either.