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Why didn't rape victims just fart or shit on the person that's raping them? I mean, that would turn them off immediately, and they'll be so shocked and disgusted with the shit on their dick that you'll have the time to grab a weapon and attack them while the rapist is too distracted with your smelly shit.
If I ever was raped, I would just shit on my rapist's dick while he's inside my ass then escape.
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Then you get the shit kicked out of you or killed on top of being raped and covered in your own feces.
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you should be a rape counselor, anon
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>>37971534
How would you feel if he had a scat fetish and make you eat the shit?
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Is there a better feeling than sex?
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to feel the grace of the lord ~aren
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>>37971414
Accepting Islam
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>>37971434
Amen my brother <3
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>be poor uni student
>find out about /biz/ and crypto
>invest my savings and make many gains as the value of bitcoin skyrockets
>tfw wake up to notification that LTC is low
>Check blockfolio
>market is literally crashing to the ground
>my savings are back to the original value
THE BUBBLE HAS BURST
WHY CAN'T NEETS HAVE NICE THINGS?
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Here's the crashing market.
ALL red
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>>37970990
cause those who do not work for nothing deserve nothing also everything i own is down atleast 20% HODL
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Are we finally seeing the economy based entirely on speculation crash? The one with zero inherent value?
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what languages can you lads speak?
i can speak English and German and im currently learning Japanese
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>>37970859
Scotch and English (UK) and English (US)
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>>37970859
My native languages are Afrikaans and English, I'm considering learning Dutch because it would be fairly easy since its very similar to Afrikaans
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>>37970859
English and Russian, currently also learning Japanese.
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Daily reminder that White anons cannot be robots.
They are just roleplaying here and shouldn't claim otherwise.
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>>37970842
You're wrong Pajeet.
Your parents can arrange a marriage for you.
Being a white male shorter than 5'9" like I am is a death sentence.
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>>37970842
everyone here is roleplaying lol
you don't think anyone's really still a virgin in their 20's right? lmao
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>>37970842
friendly reminder, nobody wants to be a robot. stop trying to be a special snowflake just admit you're unpopular. nobody cares why you're unpopular. stop trying to make up a bunch of excuses for pity
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If you claim to have a 7.5 inch penis on 4chan, everyone knows you're lying.
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I guess I should be glad that I have a 2.3 mile long dick.
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>>37970588
>2.3
Haha
I bet your girlfriend tells you "big dicks hurt me" and "so what if Chad is 4 miles"
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Your mom sucks muh penis every day, paco
The week is young, wagecuck. Soon you shall be awake and will be forced to eat, shit, shower, and dress. Then you will be a flushed turd floating in the sewer of traffic which leads to your plantation, I mean, workplace. The air smells of smog wagecuck. Today you start your first of many 12 hour shifts, it's the only way you can make ends meet. Of course, on this day I will be doing nothing of the sort. My extensive private library and gold-plastered mansion shall be my abode on this fine day. Maybe I will have some more indoor swimming lessons in my Olympic pool, or enjoy a fine glass of the world's best imported French wine while enjoying a warm mineral bath. You? Well, let's just say you're too busy being cucked by life to enjoy the pleasure of the NEET lifestyle wagecuck.
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I heard they're cracking down on SSI fraud and abuse.
Enjoy your NEETbux while they last, bud. Soon you'll have to be a wagecuck yourself. Or commit suicide. I recommend the latter, kek.
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>tfw calling in sick today
>tfw 4 day weekend starting Saturday
Checkmate, NEETbag.
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>>37970544
These were actually sort of compelling when they tried to make one reflect about how much of everyone's schedule and life ends up being based off of one's shitty job
Nowadays they're literally getting closer and closer to "another day, another haircut" shit
I was a NEET for years and, while comfy, having to be so dependant for my own survival money was an actual problem
>image.jpg
Found the problem
What's the fucking point of being a NEET if you'd rather mobilepost instead of being on your computer
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Let's start a new chart thread. Feel free to not spend half your morning in MS Paint and just listing your answers.
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>>37970392
>chart thread already going
>so much of an attentionwhore that you need to post your own in the OP
>that shit taste
You're 16.
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>>37970392
>pewdiepie
>Bernie "no refunds" Sanders
>reddit and morty
If this place wasn't filled with underage normalfags I'd say this is bait but I just know you are sincere. You should probably kys yourself tbqh.
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tfw to unintelligent to have more obscure tastes
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Is the male sex drive the most evil and dangerous thing in humanity? Should it be government regulated for the safety of all?
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>>37970279
No if anything we should be helped a nigga just trynna get my dick sucked shits frustrating it ain't my fault if she don't want it someone gotta take responsibility for my wood
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>>37970279
>Is the male sex drive the most evil and dangerous thing in humanity?
no, there are much worse things in the world
>Should it be government regulated for the safety of all?
of course not
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The male sex drive is the reason why women have privilege.
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Well, it's over for me robots.
My parents are gonna find out in exactly (6) six hours that I've officially dropped out from high school, and have been hiding this from them for 2 straight years..
thinking of death by cop would be the best way to an hero
What do you guys think?
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how are they gonna find out? why did you drop out? high school is easy
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>>37970117
I think you're abloo blooing over nothing, the worst they'll do is toss you out and you'll have to fend for yourself so to say
At first you'll be at government benefits, just go to your local unemployment agency explain your situation and fill in the paperwork, you'll need to find a job asap if you want to be able to afford housing
I recommend clerk jobs they seem to be abundant, high time you got out from under your parents wings, if you can't get a job as a clerk do janitorial work or some ticket booth crap
Rent a shithole apartment for yourself, save up for rainy day fund, learn to make home cooked meals that will be really beneficial in the long term for saving money, you'll need to cut your spending to save money also
Booze may seem like the easy fix for depression but it only makes it worse, drugs are a sure way to fuck up whats left of your life so steer clear of them, even if using doesn't ruin your life the people surrounding drugs will
For loneliness i recommend getting a dog (once finances are settled), you'll get exercise when you take it out for walks
Or you can rope yourself, suicide by cops might land you in jail where you'll get your shit pushed in
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>>37970117
Seriously dude? Are you going to commit suicide just because you droppped out ?
Don't be so dumb lol.
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How are you people such idiots?
You don't even have to be a psychologist to see through most of the threads on here.
>sour grape syndrome because women don't like obnoxious cunts like yourself, so you pretend to hate them and never want them in the first place
>blaming other people for your own mistakes
>typical aggressive jealousy
>obsessing over some ideal of a girlfriend (virgin, reads books, doesn't like to go outside) which is basically an idealized version of yourself, except that you aren't any of the "good" things (like being intelligent)
>anything roastie and chad related
How come people on here think they're so smart, but they're unable to be self-aware and realize how retarded they are?
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How come you think you're so smart but are unable to see that most people here are just being ironically retarded?
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>>37969887
> It's just a meme bro xD
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I don't know about you guys, but I'm just here for the napkins.
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What's it like to have a mom who's a pornstar? 2017-06-26 09:25:59 Post No.37969839
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What's it like to have a mom who's a pornstar?
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All the porn actresses from the 80's and 90's must have kids who are grown up now. Even some current working milf pornstars have children.
Surely these kids must find out sooner or later? I imagine it's a hard secret to keep.
How much would something like that fuck them up? They could easily find videos of their mom getting fucked and rub one out to it by a quick google search, surely they must fall to that temptation in their most depraved moments.
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Do you have any more images like that? Asking for a friend.
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what's your point? there's nothing wrong with being a pornstar. it's just another job
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niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggererniggre
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>This is someone's daughter.
Where did it all go so right?
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>>37969177
That's not a daughter, that's a son, you dumbass.
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>>37969186
correction, she's my daughter and my WIFE
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to uncanny wouldnt bang
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Ways to make money as a NEET 2017-06-26 08:08:54 Post No.37969067
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Ways to make money as a NEET
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In this thread we offer money for NEET services
Anyone want to sell me their osrs account?it doesn't even have to be good
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>>37969067
fucking jagex
I've spent YEARS grinding on my runescape account. Spent many hundreds of euros to buy gold from chinese sellers.
then jagex suddenly decides to fuck shit up and re-launch the game.
fucking runejag
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>>37969281
I got banned for macroing today
know how you feel man
I wouldn't have had to macro if they transferred stats over from rs3 to the game we actually played and wanted to play
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>>37969281
You niggers voted for it, don't cry now... You can also still play your current account? You dumb as fuck nigga?
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Where is everyone edition
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>>37968484
1st for helper
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>>37968484
Just booked my tickets to see The Charlatans in Newcastle in December. Gonna stay the night and go shopping next day.
>tfw gonna travel down alone.
Already regretting it lads.
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Right lads, here is the link to the PSD of the /britfeel/ image I fucked around with. It's not the proper PSD but hopefully should allow some of you lads a easier time of editing it.
Let me know if it works fine for you all.Don't use this image, it's a low quality one to give you a idea of how the PSD looks.
drive.google.com/file/d/0B0S3QDlRyasUbVd4Rk1GNWJCX1U/