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I spent 44 dollars trying to win the lottery

>>37975897
i spend >200 dollars on a stupid gaming chair

Dropped out of college seven years ago

>>37975850
Good, race mixing is degenerate.

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>I feel like an "other" when I am around them.

>>37975888
It's how you should feel because you are.

my parents had me living alone in this old tiny crackhouse type place while I was in college.
after I dropped out the bills kept getting paid.
it's a gloomy life and I know my parents want better for me

>>37975883
How often do you see your parents and how is your relationship with them? Also,what country?

>>37976097
burgerland, but I'm the first in my family to end up living in 'the hood'.
not really a fully-fledged NEET though, because every few months I get some wageslave job for a few weeks. because of this my parents say I'm building work experience, but I'm actually a loser

>>37975772
lesbian is just advanced tsundere

>>37975772
She just needs a good dicking

>originally

>>37975772
Iktf. Even my current gf is bi and I fear that some obnoxious lesbian is going to squeeze her way in between us because they're incredibly lonely.

>>37975767
Why are fathers legal is the real question?

>>37975767
Because it sells, you think the goverment cares or something?

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>this thread

What a coincidence, my dad died today because of the cirrhosis of the liver after years/decades of alcohol abuse. I'm so fucking pissed off, he could've easily had 20-30 years more to live. I'm never going to drink again. If I ever somehow manage to get some kids, I'm going to give them a dad who grows old.

>>37975746
You should buy a gf.

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>>37975746
rose is literally perfect.
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37975977
I have one. I'm a chad who lurks here to see how retards interact. It's actually quite fascinating.

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I want to be a hobbit in the ring lord world, not this one.

>>37975660
I want to live in the Pokemon universe, find May, Misty, Jesse, and the Gym leader, Sabrina. Then, knock them unconscious, with my Hypno's hypnosis. Let's just say they'd be sticky and sore when they woke up. And my pokemon and I would be satisfied lads.

>>37976035
>>37976067
Harry Potter world already exists though. pokemon go had a moment where it was cool (not for me since I was never into pokemon anyways) and LotR at least has the amazing movies to fall back on where HP movies < HP books obviously

I want to live at the park though, preferably in the castle or in Hagrid's hut or something

Christ, getting old is awful

>>37975652
Where did you think this thread would go other than straight to page 10 when posted on a board where the vast majority were toddlers in 2003?

>>37975911
I was 8 in 2003
I only used the internet to play flash games and look at pokemon cards on ebay

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>>37975641
>haven t brushed in 6 month
>Just a bit yellow but still decent

Get on my level

>>37975641
>almost never brush my teeth for years
>never have problems
>went to dentist today
>two cavities
>can't tell my parents
>just going to ignore it because I can't do anything esle

>>37975641
How did the dentist react to a man with black teeth? I bet the assistants freaked out more than he did.

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>>37975534
>keeps touching me and shit
Touch her back and see how she reacts to it

>>37975534
she must think you're cool if she keeps giving you cucumbers

she thinks you're cool as a cucumber

>>37975534
>she gave me a cucumber from her garden
Tha's a weird way to say "she" gave you "her" dick

>>37975500
>Currently at work. AMA
You fucking faggot. Standing around on your phone like some fucking cuck loser while the real men are doing actual work. If I saw you at my workplace I'd bully the shit out of you and humiliate you constantly.

>>37975564
Kek I manage you faggots. I'm actually educated enough not to be a retard laborer

Who is your client and what are you doing for them?

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>>37975483
View from my backyard. I like to garden.

>>37975483
You live in an airport?

>>37975603
did you name that dinosaur, if not call it porpo

>>37975457
>get to be Marky Mark while carrying around a sword that can tank a full hit from a giant robot, have alien car sidekick, loli Mexican sidekick, giant handcannon, etc.

This movie was shit but wish fulfillment at its finest.

>>37975747

I thought it was the best Transformers movie. Good pacing and just did what it did best, robot action. That and Latina loli gets me harder than a rock

>>37976091
Megatron got like 5 mins of screen time.
Nemesis Prime thing lasted like 5 minutes. Optimus got a total of like 10 mins of screen time. There really wasn't even good robot action. To much of the movie was just wasted on sitcomy moments. I felt like nothing happened. The first movie was good. The second was shit but had really good fights. The third could have been broken into three movies that would have been good. All the ideas were good, just too much too fast. I refuse to acknowledge the fourth. And this one had Megatron looking the coolest he has ever looked.

>>37975396
BumSloot911

>>37975396
diamondsword99

>>37975396
irapekids

Yuck. Vaginas are gross.

t. Hetero man

>so fat she has diabetes calluses on her rolls
>sad ugly dogs in pornographic image
>wood paneling

Observing this thread actively made my credit and equity worse, fuck yourself Cletus.

>>37975355
Anon my dick is too tiny to fuck a fat grill