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>h-hi anon
>i think you are cute, w-would y..
How do you respond?
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I am beautiful you can't deny that
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i hope those are nylon hose
I will respond: "want to bang sometimes, cuddling but without a serious relationship?"
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sorry i dont speak french

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SORRY FOR PARTY POSTING
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PLAY ALONG

PLAY ALONG
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I forgive you, but this is your final warning
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>>37976423
PARTY ROCKIN IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
https://youtu.be/SkTt9k4Y-a8 [Open] [Open]
https://youtu.be/KQ6zr6kCPj8 [Open] [Open]
https://youtu.be/I-sH53vXP2A [Open] [Open]
https://youtu.be/J7tdJuGeW1o [Open] [Open]
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD GOOD GOOD TIME

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>tfw I accidentally wiped back to front again
>fembot feels here
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>>37976338
What a retarded thing to do.
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>>37976349
I'm hungover, jerk I could barely stumble to the toilet
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what does it mean you wireless roastie?

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I want to suck a feminine penis so badly but i am 100% straight
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>>37976320
I want to this but with an average size dick, I am also not gay.
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>>37976320
But son you are gay
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>>37976320
The side effect of anime, ladies and gentleman

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what matters in life?
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>>37976308
perform labour - acquire currency - buy alcohol with said currency
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>>37976308
friends and family above all else
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>>37976308
discover new shit

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This cable was the closest thing to a rope I could find. Probably not strong enough, right?
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you'll never rock climb with that piece of shit are you stupid
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If you're an ectomorph it might work

Otherwise take a trip to the hardware store
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>>37976267
>falling for the suicidal jew

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>wash dishes
>one of the sponges smells like a 5 month old corpse
>my hands now smell like a 5 month old corpse
>wash them with soap 3 times
>still smell
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Pretty sure corpses stop smelling that much after 5 months.
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you're supposed to change out sponges. jesus fucking christ
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don't pretend you're not aroused by that smell, anon. i bet you'll be jerking off while fiercely sniffing your hand later this day.

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How can I live a normal life without a penis? I'm a dude without a bulge but I don't want to be oppressed, humiliated so how can a walk the streets without being bothered?
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>>37976221
Nobody replies to me. My life is such a fucking hell!! Boo boo!!!!!
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>>37976221
>>37976434
Why did I need to be born as a male??
*Cries in rage
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>>37976221
>>37976434
>>37976539
I'm going to kill all women as a punishment for making my life miserable.

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Money thread

Mo money, mo problems
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>>37976132
nice kitty cat!
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man, that pic is awesome. so comfy. anyone got others like it?
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>>37976382
This, origanico.

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WELL GUYS

I did it. I made my one and only gf ever had take the Test of Loyalty.

She promised me she would NEVER want to be with another man, so I came up to her a few days ago and made up a story about me being into cuckholding and if she would be interested having sex with another man. To my horror she actually agreed. I thought at first she was playing along and at the last moment would stop and tell me she didnt want anyone else but she didnt.

Last night, a black man named Domonik came over and had sex with her. I started crying and yelling at her as soon as he stuck it in. I stormed out of the house and just left her there. She can be with him now.

Fuck women!!
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1. This is bait

2. You're retarded
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This is some low-tier bait, anon.
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>>37976124
looks like you saved yourself some time

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http://www.ntd.tv/inspiring/life/young-woman-who-texted-boyfriend-to-kill-himself-is-found-guilty-now-faces-20-years-in-prison.html

Roasty got TOASTY
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a life sentence for that is ridiculous
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>>37976077
WTF They shouldve been way more lenient. a house confinement punishment for 2 months or something this is way to excessive. she isnt accustomed to crime and prisons at all!!! she is too pretty for that punishment. really angry about this...
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>>37976077
>tfw no qt gf with a huge forehead to tell me to kms

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>be me, 6'
>doesn't matter because still can't hold productive conversations to grow a relationship with other individuals
How does being taller make it easier for me if I am too much of an autismo to reap its benefits anyways?
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It's all about facial aesthetics.
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6' isn't tall, it's on the shorter side.
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>>37975941
You're playing on easy mode, stacies love tall guys

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BUT I'M A CREEP
I'M A WElRDO
WHAT THE HELL AM I DOING HERE
I DON'T BELONG HERE
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>>37975922
GOODBYE MY LOVER
GOODBYE MY FRIEND
YOU HAVE BEEN THE ONE
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ITS MORE THAN A FEELING
WHEN I HEAR THAT SONG THEY USED TO PLAY
AND I THINK YOU'RE DREAMING
TIL I SEE MARY ANN WALK AWAY
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I TRIED SO HARD AND GOT SO FAR
BUT IN THE END
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
orig robot

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Creeper?
Oh man!
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>>37975916
you cum back in the mine

got a nigger swinging from side to side-side to side
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>>37975945
CUZ BABY TOOONIIIGHT
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>>37976099
I'M JERKING TO MINECRAFT PORN AGAIN

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>mom doesnt let me move out even though i have money to cover a year rents
what do i do robots? she doesnt even let me lock my rooms door in family home. i dont want to live here much longer
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>>37975905
You know she can't legally keep you there if you're an adult so.. put on your big boy trousers and tell mummy dearest to get fucked.
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>>37975905
Move out; you're an adult with money you can do what you want, what can she possibly do?
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>>37975905
Tell her that you're an adult now and just leave

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