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>Dad came into town to visit
>go eat at restaurant I work at
>introduce him to co-workers
>"hey, this is my dad"
> he says "just introduce me as "Tim" don't say "this is my dad"
What's his problem? I introduce him as "dad" for one because he's my damn dad and I never call him Tim and two I'm proud that he's my dad.
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Yeah, but you have to tell them his name because they aren't going to be calling him dad. So you really should say "This is my father Tim", or something similar.
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>>37979641
Tim is obviously trying to bang some of his son's friends. Tim's son is a cock blocking fag
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Are you retarded OP?
It's very rude to not properly introduce someone else.
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>>37979567
>too hot outside for me to go running in arizona
>have to wait until its dark outside but paranoid
i sure do love being alive!
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>>37979767
run in place pee the floor
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>>37979567
Go back home, try again the next day. You'll get further. Then again. It takes about 3 days to notice the results and about 2 weeks to get nice results.
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>>37979567
it's not 'supposed' to be like that, no
but you will improve fast and you will notice it
I was really sick and sedentary for a while and had some arthritis. I couldn't WALK for 5 minutes without my feet, ankles, and hips starting to hurt. Eventually made it up to 20 minutes, about a mile. Now I can jog 3 miles with no issues.
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Crippling depression general: Wasted life edition
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Depression holding me back, every thinks I'm just lazy.
What's the point lads
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>>37979536
I dont even get a cathartic release from posting my shitty life situation over and over again.
I try to do my best and make changes, but people just don't like me enough to offer me jobs or any other kind of help that would make my life better.
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>>37979600
>expecting others to solve your problems for you
>>37979595
>What's the point
Been asking myself this often lately
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Can someone explain to me what's so funny or cool about this normie tier shit show?
I just don't fucking get it, when it came out I tried watching a few episoded but it's just really painfully unfunny to watch.
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>>37979494
They do a good job of taking high-concept science fiction and putting it in the background of sitcom relations. I think the family is terrible though, they could have done a better job on them, but whatever.
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>>37979494
I like it. It's pretty funny with all the ridiculous shit that goes on.
>inb4 redditfag
Who could ever imagine that someone would have their own opinion different from yours?
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What shows do you find cool or funny?
>imb4 no answer
Anonymous
Why aren't you a 10/10? 2017-06-26 09:27:19 Post No.37979444
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Why aren't you a 10/10? 2017-06-26 09:27:19 Post No.37979444
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What is it in particular that you're insecure about anon? Get it all off your chest and maybe you'll even want to improve yourself.
For me it's
>chubby cheeks
>serial killer bugeyes
>ghostly pale
>armlet
>skinnyfat backfat/love handles that won't go away
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>>37979444
>1000 yard stare
>pale
>5'9 manlet
>skinny
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>manlet
>skelly
>bags under my eyes
>somehow hooked nose
>socially awkward
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>>37979444
I cant take pictures of myself so online fuckbuddies are off limits
All the sex opportunities that i have missed baka
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How do I raise my little brother to be the perfect man?
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Put his head in a mason jar so that as it grows it becomes deformed to be long and big, this will give his brain more room to grow.
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>>37979425
>stacy trying to raise her little brother into the perfect beta provider
>asking me to give her advice on this
leave now
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Get him into manly shit. Buy him a BB gun and some fucking safety glasses.
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I got myself a Netflix acount, what should I watch with it?
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watch paint dry
>>>/tv/
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Spartacus season one. Stop after season one they all escaped and live happily ever after in Greenland.
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Netflix has become pretty dry to be honest.
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Why don't you just... 2017-06-26 09:22:46 Post No.37979336
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settle for a non-stacy average girl like this?
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the "settle upwards" meme
gotta love this one
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>>37979336
We did
>news flash, she's still shallow and only wants chad
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>>37979336
I genuinely fucking would
How can I settle for an average girl when even fat girls don't look at me?
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ITT: times you fucked up
>14 year old me
>girl gets friend to ask me if I liked her
>dont know what to say so just spill spaghetti
>happens like three times
>finally give answer
>s-s-sure
''great anon want to add her on snapchat?''
>make one and add her
>never talk with her that school day
>get home
>we say hi quickly over snapchat
>break up with her like an hour later because I was fucking panicking
Holy shit why did this happen
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>>37979285
>14 year old
>snapchat
hmmmmmmm
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>>37979285
gtfo underage nigger
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>>37979285
die you underage piece of shit
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Do you believe something will await us once we die? And are you religious?
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I honestly don't, I think a million years from now some other beings that inhabit this universe might bring people back to life though.
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No and no
All we have is what's immediately in front of us
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No i think afterlife is just a meme for normies to delude themself from this pointless existence
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How do you fucking deal with the loneliness, /r9k/?
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you become it.
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>>37979235
>How do you fucking deal with the loneliness, /r9k/?
Watching twitch streams somewhat eases the pain
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Drugs, it's the only way
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How come motorcyclists seem to LIKE being loud?
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South Park explained it: They're faggots.
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>>37979227
Because they're just fags simple
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>>37979227
Mostly grown up assholes that still want to seem edgy.
>tfw 3/10 femanon
>met a bf of here expecting him to be a "loser"
>he's way, way out of my league in every way
>constantly worried about him leaving me
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Get out. Now. Just get out. NOW.
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Post pic plz origi
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>>37979158
Go back to >>>/lolcow/ fuckin roastie whore.
And I will let this thread bumped to let everyone see your shitty thread
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>They said they'd call me back by Monday if I got the job
>Still no call
I JUST WANT A JOB FUCK YOU
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Call them yourself then. Why are you waiting for people to do things for you?
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>>37979155
They told him they would call him.
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you're lucky. you dodged the slavery bullet
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Hey femanon wanna party with us?
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Translation: Hey, whore, do you wanna get gangbanged in the back of our truck?
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>>37979054
Chads are nice guys under their veneer of machismo. Chads can make love to you better than a beta bitch boy.
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>>37979210
>Chads are nice guys under their veneer of machismo
They're not manlet Mexicans, they're cool af