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>tfw average around 7 on face rate threads
>tfw autistic tranny who barely passes as androgynous
the last time i posted a face pic i got told i "like hiking and rock climbing" and look "accepting and motherly" in the same post

The other day I found out I am 5'6" (never understood these retarded american units) and I don't think it's such a big deal. I've had many friends and girls interested in me in the past.

You have to realize that height, unless you're like a midget, a dwarf, doesn't mean shit in a social setting. If you're an insecure little shit nobody is gonna like you regardless your height, that is for sure.

If you are surrounded by people that constantly tell you about your height either stop having these shitty companies or laugh them off because if they are thinking about that shit all the time you can be sure they are the insecure fucks here.

>>37980637
Could be worse. You could be ugly like me and be 5'6. At least you got the looks.

how long you practiced for?

>>37980633
About 9 months

original

enjoy making awkward small talk with the instructor.

Suicide. This comment is and always will be very original.

Always have an escape plan which you can execute in under 5 minutes. Have a suitcase or bag that's large enough to hold 2 sets of clothes, all of your important documents (identifications and cards too), some snacks, your phone, and your hard drive. And anything else important you can think of. Practice packing all of it together as quick as you can, think of it like a fire drill. You should always be ready to run away.

If you can't reasonably carry everything that's important in your escape, make extra plans to destroy it quickly.

>>37980573
Taking a lot of Coricidin and going to hollywood and becoming a famous moviestar.

>>37980572
There are times where I feel lonely and my heart sinks. Where I crave the soft, reassuring touch of a woman who loves me. Where I close my eyes and dream of being soothed in some woman's embrace, crying all my tears out as she softly tells me she's there.

Then I remember that women are incapable of love and only treat Chads and their children with such open affection, I masturbate/see a prostitute and I go back to being emotionally deadpan.

Lather, rinse, repeat.

>>37980572
Dunno, I'm pretty chill about it.
I play games, I study, I fuck my fleshlight, I do not feel this "need" for a gf. If I get one, nice, if not, not that bad.

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>>37980572
>black wojak

Every time I see him I anticipate a race bait thread. I'm not terribly concerned about sex and relationships. I'm 26 with a dead end job and I live with my parents. I'm at least self aware that I'm really not going to find a quality woman who will accept my baggage. I do want to know what intimacy, both physical and emotional, feel like though. Never had it before. I think there's still some hope.

Nothing that doesn't cost a lot of money.

>go the ellis island casino and get the $5 steak and salad special.
>taxis give free rides to strip clubs - choose the dirtiest clubs. expensive clubs suck
>most gamblers are chain smoking senior citizens wasting away their social security
>drinking outside while walking down the strip is cool

Lots of cheap hotels to shitpost from.

NOBODY LIKES YOU WHEN YOU'RE 23

TFW I used to think I'd be all grown up and have a family at that age, a decade ago

We started making out
And she took off my pants
But then I posted >>37980515

>>37980559
>But then I posted

on /tv/

Fucking personafag

>>37980469
>persona anime
lmao what a fag.

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>>37980563
>tfw no Akechi-kun bf

>>37980586
So what

Nice blog normie

Just kys

Damn you got told

It is completely your fault too, u acted as though being called good looking was a marriage proposal

also kys

That's kinda bullshit on her part. Just drop it and move on, before you actually say or do something autistic.

>>37980382
>Europeans wear socks inside and wash their hands after going to the loo

>>37980382
>cartoon frog

>>37980382
>cartoon frog.png

>>37980381
The hero worship in America is insane.

What's so fucking heroic about being fodder for the military-industrial complex? Literally North Korea tier indoctrination.

>>37980418
sorry I can't hear you over MAH CUNTRY

> Mom unvealed the illegal immigrants infiltration scheme
Don't tell papa Trump!

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>>37980337
>neighbor heard me go REEEEEE

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>mom saw me meowing with the cat

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>>37980315
Part 2 of pc set up guess.

the chair indicates you are under the age of 19

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I can't afford a very good pc but this is what I've got.

Just dirty talk, which actually is incredibly hard to find.

when I was teen, hentai.

now, sissy trans stuff

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>>37980301
Dirty talk alone without other sexual stimuli? There are legit videos on youtube of that

>24 with a 6 year old

Literally started thing cum in her vagina the moment she turned 18.

>>37980248
>if you can't handle
dropped.

>>37980248
>no sex drive
>2 kids
lel

>>37980244
All depends on the context desu. Did they call you weird after you did something or were you just going about your business?

If someone calls you weird just call them a conformist.

the way i usually act is like their opinion doesn't matter. i usually say something like "yea so what" or if they seem angry or upset i say something like "yea well whats the fuck is it to you"

if it's like a friend of mine though i'll just pretend that i'm quirky or whatever. that usually works.