So there is this girl from my Uni
She is in the same year as me
We are good friends, jokingly hold hands and hug just for the laughs
I really want to ask her out
I never had a girlfriend in my lofe, never kissed or anything further than that.
In august, I'm gonna meet her in her vacation place
Suddenly 2 am toughts pop out
>What if she meets someone hotter in summer
>What if the summer hits so hard that our friendship slowly fades and she forgets
>What if she says no because I am not good at anything
>What if just friends
>What if she fucking dies this summer
What if I see my whole life expectations go down a dumpster as I lose my sanity due to losing my Oneitis?
I need help, humans and subhumans of r9k, I really need some advice
she doesn't sound worth it.
forget about her
>>37982932
>What if she meets someone hotter in summer
Just asking instantly makes you 20% less autistic about the next girl you like.
>What if the summer hits so hard that our friendship slowly fades and she forgets
Just asking instantly makes you 20% less autistic about the next girl you like.
>What if she says no because I am not good at anything
Just asking instantly makes you 20% less autistic about the next girl you like.
>What if just friends
Just asking instantly makes you 20% less autistic about the next girl you like.
>What if she fucking dies this summer
Then you are absolutely required to come back and make a greentext.
OP here, just shitted, and I now feel like the Ubermensch, this post was gay as fuck and she is probably going to say yes so I'll now proceed to, In a surprising turn of events, suck my own dick. Thanks.
This slut is about to be a mother.
>>37982923
And a single one at that
>>37982923
Nobody fucking cares you stupid virgin. Do you think your mommy doesn't like getting railed in the ass by huge cocks.
Remy did a double BBC penetration?
Just smoked two spliffs, threw up, and ran a full load of laundry through the dryer instead of the washer
Ask me anything.
isn't the spliff just the filter that you roll up so that your mouth doesn't get the weed wet in the joint?
DUDE
THAT'S SO COOL AND INTERESTING
>>37982899
>>37982899
No, what you're speaking of is just called the filter. A spliff is a joint with a bit of tobacco and a bit of cannabis all snuggled up in an a natural botanical medley.
But why would you smoke tobacco in the first place if you had some ganj?
If I could stop bleeding from the ass that would be great
Haha you have to make lifestyle changes to fix this.
>>37982794
This is your punishment for bwing a faggot. I hope your asshole gets infected and you die of sepsis
>>37982910
I'm not a faggot though
origami
Hello, former RoBretheren:
I am posting this message to inform you that after considering you comrades in virginity and
>tfw no gf
I have now ascended into normieness. Last week, I officially handed in my /r9k/ V-card at 28 years of age, having penetrated and inseminated a vagina without the barrier of a condom. I would have posted this goodbye message sooner, but I was busy fucking my new gf consistently this last weekend. Shit was so cash.
I'll never forget the things I've seen here, the good and the bad. The story of the robot who used his own ballsack sweat to enhance colognes with his natural pheromones, and then being outed at his school for doing that will always bring a smile to my face. The feels threads will stick with me, as the sense of community here is strong. The next time I trade in my Good Boy Points for fresh Tendies, I'll think of you.
Godspeed, Robots. We can all make it. Don't give all hope; just enough to where you keep being the magnificent bastards you are.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
-Former Robot
>clicked "I'm not a Robot" to post this
>>37982746
Farewell, brother. enjoy ur cute gf
>>37982746
Don't worry we'll see you again once she cucks you and leaves you.
>>37982746
>that pic
She's quite the handful down there
>get on the new Snap Map on Snapchat
>stalk friends to see where they are right now
>watch random videos of people from all over the world just living their lives
>doing all of this right from my toilet while I shit
What a time to be alive.
>>37982725
My friend was telling me about this update and I asked him why is any of that cool and his reply was
>I donno
>>37982725
Everyone should post one person they know from snap where and asl.
>>37982750
It's cool if you want to stalk your friends, not so much if you don't want them to stalk you. This new Snap Map thing is ironic since Snapchat started as a discreet app to talk to people with. Now they can literally stalk where you are at the moment.
But still, the "Our Stories" feature where you can watch random videos people submit from all over the world is cool. I like seeing what random people are up to.
Poppin bottles in the ice, like a blizzard
When we drink we do it right gettin slizzard
Sippin sizzurp in my ride, in my ride, like Three 6
Now I'm feelin so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now now now now now now I'm feelin so fly like a G6
Like a G6, Like a G6
Now now now now now now I'm feelin so fly like a G6
>>37982712
no fuck you man that song is still good
I still like that one to this day
it was never a normie shit song fuck you
>>37982712
>feeling so fly like a g6
>g6 is an airplane and it can fly
pottery
My sister used to say that in the music video for this song they're all wearing sunglasses because they're embarrassed about being asian
>be 23 khv
>try tinder and fail hard
>give up and get drunk
>cutie messages me out of the blue
>go on a few dates
>find out she's a non-virgin
>disgusted, but realized I can get sex
>keep her as a friend, for possible fucking
>eventually she tells me she hates her bf and wants to be with me
>ridiculously happy that I have a girl who likes me
>honeymoonperiod.mkv
>1 year later
>getting really serious
>pretty sure the girl wants me to propose
Tl:dr : fell in love with my practice gf, don't want to marry used goods.
Anyways, I do really love this girl, and if she was a virgin, I would have married her already, shes perfect for me (similar interests, loyal, loving). I just don't think I can really justify marrying used goods, it doesn't seem like a fair deal for me.
Is there a way to convice her that we shouldn't get married, as I'm fine with dating her indefinitely, or the more realistic answer, any tips for fucking hookers? I reckon if I evened the score, I might be able to bite the bullet.
>>37982523
>le used goods meme
You don't love her, you're an insecure redditor
>not a virgin
>""""used goods"""""
people aren't goods, anon.
>>37982523
>asks for tips on how to cheat on his loyal partner
you're the damaged one OP, do her a favour and leave her alone
Does Stacy care about soft cock size? Or does only erect matter?
>>37982518
That's my cock after a couple of tugs. No way that's a completely flaccid untouched size.
If they don't understand basic anatomy they don't deserve the cock. My dick is 7" erect but when its flaccid it can get so small sometimes
>>37982518
you need some sickle cell genes to you can get pirapism making your cock always look half hard when not erect
How long until she becomes a heroin addict just like Eliza?
Wait, Eliza is a heroin addict now? That's fucking hilarious, I hope she does more shit to push herself down the wrong path and fuck her life up. She's probably already gonna get raped by some robot eventually, it's what she deserves for posting her face here, I wish more bad things would happen to her. I don't feel any sympathy or pity for her anymore.
Fuck off Toby. Nobody cares about this bitch.
>>37982553
People know where she lives and what school she goes to. Nobody is going to do anything because you are all a bunch of pussies.
So what are guys doing this summer ?
Anyone else planning to end it all finally ?
Sweating my balls of and getting stupid drunk.
>>37982477
dicking with my friends ex
Yeah honestly I'm probably not going to live to see 2018, I'll be very surprised if it happens.
>love is for everyone
>not for me
>You can't forget the past
>you can't forget love and pride
>you picked me up and whispered forever
>like a secret in my ears
>Another forced dead smile
>I can't do this one more day.
ITT: Overly Specific Feels
>tfw no petite jewish gf with librarian glasses who verbally abuses you
>>37982458
>tfw you have really dry skin and dandruff, but you don't want to use the special shampoo coz you have dyed hair and dandruff shampoo makes it fade all green and shit
The actual feeling of watching my grandpa unable to speak whole sentences after having his second stroke
>>37982540
iktf kinda
grandfather had something similar happen and died within a couple weeks after being hospitalized.
kinda sucks to watch someone deteriorate like that.
Life on the Edge Edition
diaspora welcomed desu
>>37982404
>Life on the Edge Edition
>diaspora welcomed desu
This honestly
>>37982404
namaste yaar. ap kaisa hai?
>>37982404
>parents forbid me from going out with your friends and girls
>later complain that I'm too alone and should socialize more
> losers
> NEETs
> self-haters
> the overly anxious and defensive
> unmotivated individuals
I'm dating one of your kind right now.
Please convince me that his love is supposed to be enough, because all he can give me is love.
He'll never make anything of himself, or stop eating tendies at mommy's house.
But he will never cheat on me and will forever swear his loyalty.
>>37982385
Imagine being so retarded that you think this is good bait
>>37982385
no one cares and your meme is shit, have a nice day.
>>37982385
Roastie get out. Not original.